Yo bots, my dream has always been to kill people without being arrested or having it war related.
What cities/countries make it possible for me to be hired as an assassin without being immediately jailed on my first kill.
I'd like to kill relatively important people and be kitted out with equipment that's worthy of an assassin.
I'd like a steady flow of connections, getaway vehicles and income also.
Where can I be assassin without it ending up anticlimatic.
I don't want to do any military shit where you spend 8 years and only get there by pure chance and even then you're stuck in squads and have to follow protocol.
>i dont want to follow protocol sure my methods are unethical but it gets the job done sarge
>ima bad bad boy that plays by my own rules!
>you have to go by the book anon!
A place with different laws or extremely high crime rates where they don't have the time to hunt me down because there's tons of other crimes going on, I'd like to go to a corrupted city where you can pay the police to keep their mouth shut.
I hear about stories about police holding a pedophile ring of some sort and other things. Those are the kind of places I want to live, I wish I could kill people for a living.
Wish I was born a terrorist
Join the military and then hope you get shipped off to some shithole where you can shoot and brown people while pretending to follow some kind of ROE.
Also make sure to shoot some camels.
Start by murdering someone no-one will miss, like a homeless person, and see if you still want to follow this course. You will never be able to work in the trade if you can't handle something as simple as that, and you won't work for long if you can't get away with it.
Beyond that, you will need to make friends in low places to hook you up with weapons, jobs and other stuff.
You will probably have to work for a group to begin with and go independant later. They probably won't like that so be cautious, especially if they've invested a lot in arming/training you or you know too much.
You will have to be extremely charismatic, dextrous and physically fit (strength and cardio).
Overall, this will probably never eventuate, or you'll get caught or killed if you do try. There's a reason pros get paid the big money for this kind of thing.
If you still want to do this, then follow your dreams.
Do not post my fucking waifu in an op this fucking stupid.
Also, check out this book: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hit_Man:_A_Technical_Manual_for_Independent_Contractors . There's a link to a .pdf on that page, copied here for your convenience: https://web.archive.org/web/20140811233222/http://users.telenet.be/sterf/texts/other/HitMan-Manual_for_Independent_Contractors.pdf .
Please consider that it was published in 1983 and will be somewhat outdated, though.
Most of Paladin Press' other publications are pretty interesting. I recommend "Mantrapping", by Ragnar Benson.
I am not as ignorant on this subject matter as op is and it makes me look fucking stupid. Specifically how he would ask anyone here.
this, play some, Hitman, Stalker, deus ex, splinter cell or arma
Even if you would make it to some shithole like somalia, afghanistan, mexico etc you would be a (prbly white) foreigner and be distrusted and hate just because of this. Also, i assume you dont speak that many languages.
Your best bet would be to befriend some lowlife criminals in your city and try to get some higher connections but even that is retarded
Just grow the fuck up
>all these buttblasted normalfags
Why does it need to be a job, OP? Just kill people for fun.
OP I'll help you a bit - South East Asia. Look for "Deep Silver".
well hun i already gave him an opening speech
and yeah op in real life hitmen aren't a glamours movie role they're just everyday joes who make shady deals with criminals and desperate people to kill significant others for desperation cash. they're not trained or use fancy gadgets just desperate people with a capacity for violence committing murders in often sloppy ways for pay that's not even that good
Get into the military, once you have the training and a few years of experience join up a mercenary organization, with those you are able to do all kinds of shady shit and a you'll probably be engaged for some assassinations while working as a "bodyguard" for someone rich.
Thing is you don't really want this irl. You want the movie version. The only semi legit way is through military service followed by mercenary(hired gun) status. Even then most times your a body guard, or fighting wars no one cares about.
The closet thing you're looking for would be low tier criminal organizations. You don't just walk into a shady Italian restaurant and say I want to kill people. Local gangs might place a hit on someone, but it's not call a secret number and get you type of deal. It's more go to a buddy who is already ten toes in the game and ask for a favor.
I've seen the criminal side and the mercenary side, personally, and neither is what you seem to want, or willing to do the prerequisite for.