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What is the perfect gf to you, robots?
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What is the perfect gf to you, robots?
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This qt is the only reason i keep myself alive.
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>>25514314

Perfect gf is the one you can't have.
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>>25514314
>>25514336
>>25514346

Exactly. 2d is the only way to go. 2d is perfection. This is why roasties are trying to stifle anime
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>>25514314

I don't know. How could I?
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My waifu.

orevegnal commant.
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>>25514381
Don't you dream anon? Describe the girl that lights up your soul. Hard mode: it can't be related to anyone you know. It has to be purely from your imagination.
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>>25514314
>never ages
>always loves me
>hand drawn
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>>25514336
Sometimes I wonder if I'd be able to be with her in the afterlife.
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>>25514422
Awful shit taste
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An exact copy of my personality in her body.
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>>25514314
flat chest, small butt, malnourished.
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>>25514447
Say that to my face irl not over the internet, see what happens.
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>Taller than me
>Loves me
>Willing to overcome my barriers
>Can have a good conversation with me
>Trusting and loyal
>White
>Pretty
>Wants to settle down and eventually have kids
>Is a virgin
>Does her best to take care of me
>Patient
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>>25514469
That is gay anon
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>>25514423

I don't have anything like that.
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>>25514491
>me, me, me, me, me, me...
smdh @ u tbqph familia
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>>25514314
>a dead one
badum tsss
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Dark hair
Big butt
Brown eyes
Pretty smile
Short
Cute
Long hair

Intelligent
Driven
Confident
Feminine
Seductive
Quiet
Kind
Understanding

New to area
Decent
Makes me feel emotions
Makes me think
Makes me nervous
Makes me want to be confident
Motivates me


Copypasted from notes.

>mfw shes gone 5ever

dear god i hope shes doesn't lurk here or im gona kill myself
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>>25514520
Are you retarded or did you just not read the opening post?
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>>25514562
You will never have a gf because you are too self centered desu.

Think about what you can do for her desu senpai
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>>25514469
This face

Intuivite, follows chains of cause and effect to the source and so is able to identify and fix relationship/general social issues, compassionate, no radical opinions, cries often, depressed but is still able to have fun once in awhile, likes to shitpost, is quite prude in her way of thinking, and we take it very slow. But not because we're forcing one another, because its how we both feel.

Also, no passive aggressive tendencies, wears her heart in her sleave with me and I start to learn how to to the same
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>>25514314
A girl who loves me.
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>>25514441
Definitely not.
Have fun in 3d roastie hell. :<
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>>25514577
I'm not even that guy but what you're getting at is fucking retarded, the question is who would be your your perfect partner not what would you do for your partner. Stop being a dumb nigger
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>>25514643
I'm simply pointing out why he doesn't have a gf
>partner
Fuck off, gaylord.
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>le non chalant channel haircut snotty turtleneck clad looking behind her back in ambiguous arm bewb pose "girl" may may
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>>25514314
>>25514423
>pale skin
>long dark hair
>green eyes
>deep red lips
>small nose
>about 5'6
>virgin
>similar personality to me, but a little more outgoing to inspire me to get out more
>appreciates my sense of humour and has one I can also enjoy
>shares some similar interests
>loyal
>politically engaged, but not extreme in any way
>inb4 your high standards are why you're lonely
I don't believe someone like this exists, and if they did they'd surely have found someone better than me, this is just an ideal
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>>25514683
Hello, reddit

This is an original comment of upmost importance
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>>25514675
Righy, just because he descriped his perfect partner without explicitly answering unrelated questions means he intends to do nothing for her and you can tell that this perceived selfishness is the reason why an anonymous stranger is single, flawless logic normalfag truly impeccable
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>>25514725
I don't have conversations with people that literally suck cocks.

Enjoy your AIDS.
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>>25514314
>Not "chubby"
>Not loud and gregarious
>Likes me.
>Talks to me.

Hard mode:
>Really really likes me, considers me her soulmate and wants to do everything with me, dislikes or is apathetic towards most other people.
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>>25514372
I don't know if this is making me feel better or worse but I agree
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hazy days in fields and woods of merry England with my qt shoegazer during the summer of 1990.
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>>25514314
No makeup, non- brown eyes, light hair, not fat, curvy nose

-interested in trying out different hobbies, also into politics and history

-socialist, for a slavic union, but not liberal
-not obnoxious and judgemental
- understands the suffering of robots as well as todays problems with our social darwinist society and willing to strive for a better one where the alpha male isn't worshipped and no gnder is more entitled than the other.


A few more standards to perfection
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>>25514743
>join a thread
>be hostile for no reason
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>>25514764
good taste

jkbasldjga original
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>>25514860
Well, that's /r9k/ for you.
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>>25514314
My gf; She is amazing.
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>>25514951
Facebook is down the corner, normie.
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>>25515011
Reddit is also on that corner, do you wanna walk with me?
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my girlfriend, ashley jones
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>>25514314
>tfw no blonde norwegian gf
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>>25515139
All blondes are sluts
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>>25514744
>he wants a clingy girl

Nah, you really dont want to deal with that. I speak with experience. >inb4 normie
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>>25514372
came here to post this
2D is bliss
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>>25514314
Friend
tfwbdsmtbhftwbtw
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>>25514314
A 2D one.
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somebody who won't cheat on me

>tfw that's too much to ask
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>>25516085
>tfw even your mom cheated on your dad at 45
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>loves me
>not fat, /fit/ if possible (cardiobunny or /plg/)
>cute
>any size of tits as long as the shape is nice
>girly
>motherly/caring
>loyal
>and has interests of her own and doesn't judge me for mine
>not a sjw
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Loves me as much as I love her.
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fuck you mook!
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My dick is gonna fall off any time.
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This one, too. DDM
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>Hates people just as much as I hate them
>enjoys drinking
>Has a set of eyes that I can get lost staring in (Bonus for glasses)
>Not fat
>Not a massive feminist but also not an anti feminist. More just doesn't go to a movie to see if it panders, but rather enjoys it for what it is.
>Likes seafood
>Or (good) food in general
>Isn't Australian
>Not a fucking vegan.
>Is white.
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>loyal
>likes going on hikes and astronomy
>likes weeb shit like me
>as needy and cuddly as me
>kinda petite and short haired, tomboyish
>kinda motherish for that healing factor(optional)

Is it too much to ask for?
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>>25514314

one who will mommy me
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katya

original comment
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>>25514764
She still looks okay now. I saw them live in 2014. She definitely made eye contact with me at one point.
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>brunette
>any eye colour
>white, a real white
>virginity not necessary, but she has a good sense of modesty
>has that amazing girl smell
>not a pushover, but not a bitch
>willing to admit fault
>likes books
>either right leaning or centre
>willing to let me fuck her like a disgusting whore, choking and slapping her
>can cook, and will like being cooked for

I just described a male, shame I'm not gay.
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>>25514314
pic related but 3d and real
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>>25514314
one that actually exists.
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>>25514314
those are the perfect facial features, tall, thin and athletic, with long legs, but that's only for the daily delight of leering at your best friend

so as for personality, intellect - she has to be smarter and more talented in a plethora of areas than i could ever hope to be. that correlates to being witty and humorous, which would be the life blood of any relationship.

to be perfect? i'm not sure, perhaps it would be to have the same conflicting ambitions for stoic invention, building and creation against going without thought into every emotional whim and adventure. or perhaps she would tame me. who knows, maybe all i need is a fresh supply of muses
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Cute petite asian chick with glasses.
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pale, thin, black hair
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This is the woman i love, shes a beautiful woman to me.

<Original comment
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>>25519414
ok amy schumer lol
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>>25514314

girl in link related:
http://giphy.com/gifs/3o6UBkBdxxgHwlPg5i

Can anybody give me a sauce as to who that girl is BTW?
I will literally suck your dick
Please family
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