>Be at uni
>Somehow find myself making friends with this girl
>Add her on normbook
>Last name is L I T E R A L L Y KUCK
My fate is /r9k/ forever.
Worst last names thread
There was a boy in my school called Garth Gnarles. Or maybe his second name was spelt differently.
His parents must have fucking hated him to name him Garth. He was an ugly shit too. And wanted to be one of those bikers till he lost his legs in an accident.
>those kids with the last name gay
>everyone was always hypersensitive around them
i'm going to university in the fall (I'm not underage)
do I need to have a normiebook to get women
it would have 0 friends, I don't know if that's better or worse than not having one at all
No but if people ask why they can't find you on facebook and you say that you don't have one you will get weird looks.
College culture has gotten to the point where if you don't have a facebook you are seen as a tinfoil or mega autist
You don't know how delusional you really are.
If you didn't get any women at high school, you won't get any women at college.
Your best bet is to take a flattering photo of yourself, and try your luck on OkCupid or Tinder for some quick sex, but don't expect any relationships unless you're willing to settle for women that are at least 200lbs.
but i'm a different person than i was in high school, visually
in high school i was obese and had greasy long hair, an acne-ridden face, and bad fashion sense with baggy clothing and videogame t-shirts
the reason i took a year off was to clean myself up, i weight 80lb less and my skin is clear, my hair is trendy, etc
i have the same autistic shy personality but people actually look at me now
I changed my appearance that drastically between my 2nd and 3rd years at uni and IMMEDIATELY noticed the difference. No girls had any interest in me in highschool and I slept with two different
non-obese, mildly attractivewomen my 3rd year. Only one of them I met through tinder.
>Having an 19th century name
>Not in the 19th century
>mfw One of my friends as a child was 'Eric Francis Meme'
>Literally Eric Meme
>Let her keep her last name
>Fabricate story about a man who saved your life, named Dick
>She is moved by your story
>Your son is now Dick Butt
>Australian's shitposting overflowing into people's names