>Be at uni >Somehow find myself making friends with this

Schneider

There's a girl at my university whose last name is Tramp.

>>25513152
Trump would be worse

Once met a girl with the last name Butt. I can only imagine her K through 9 experience...

How does a name like that even come about?

>>25513185
assmad libcuck detected
get rekt for the next four years, nigger enabler

>>25513132

There was a boy in my school called Garth Gnarles. Or maybe his second name was spelt differently.

His parents must have fucking hated him to name him Garth. He was an ugly shit too. And wanted to be one of those bikers till he lost his legs in an accident.

>>25513132
>Kuck, Anon Kuck

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>those kids with the last name gay
>everyone was always hypersensitive around them

>>25513132
>women
>can marry and get rid of cursed name
>men
>stuck with their fate and are judged by it forever

male privilege strikes again

>>25513245
He sounds like he would be the villain in a Star Wars movie made by and for people with down syndrome

>>25513300

He did look ugly enough to warrent the thought that he might have downs or fetal alcohol syndrome.

His voice also didn't break till he was around 19.

/sp/ here, the offensive coordinator for the Lions' name is Jim Bob Cooter

>>25513627
At least his name isn't Richard.

>tfw not named Dick Cooter

>>25513297
Men can do that too.
But if OP does it, he is literally a cuck for taking on the woman's name.

Last name is Nigg

No, I'm not black.

Knew a girl in high school named Dashantia Ashanti Pocahontas Butts.

>>25513770
>having the satisfaction of having people call you by your last name in front of black people and then showing them your license when they freak out

>>25513196
>>25513665
>tfw not named Dick Butt

>>25513132
My last name is Bacon. No it is not amusing.

>>25513876
Francis or Kevin

somewhat related

i'm going to university in the fall (I'm not underage)

do I need to have a normiebook to get women

it would have 0 friends, I don't know if that's better or worse than not having one at all

Jacob Jacobson was a mega Jew at our school

there was a kid at my high school who was "ben d. weiner"

poor guy never had a chance

>>25513226
> ur so mad im le trolling you

>>25514056
No but if people ask why they can't find you on facebook and you say that you don't have one you will get weird looks.

College culture has gotten to the point where if you don't have a facebook you are seen as a tinfoil or mega autist

>>25514174
so I do need one?

>>25514199
Yes. Also, don't make your profile anime or a mugshot; those are common mistakes. Maybe start with a picture of you standing in a hiking pose in your backyard.

>>25514056
You don't know how delusional you really are.
If you didn't get any women at high school, you won't get any women at college.
Your best bet is to take a flattering photo of yourself, and try your luck on OkCupid or Tinder for some quick sex, but don't expect any relationships unless you're willing to settle for women that are at least 200lbs.

>>25513297

you can't change your last name (without getting married) in your country?

>>25514444
fuck the rules
HOLY SHIT QUADS

>>25514398
but i'm a different person than i was in high school, visually

in high school i was obese and had greasy long hair, an acne-ridden face, and bad fashion sense with baggy clothing and videogame t-shirts

the reason i took a year off was to clean myself up, i weight 80lb less and my skin is clear, my hair is trendy, etc

i have the same autistic shy personality but people actually look at me now

>T. Albert Bartholomew

>>25514590
I changed my appearance that drastically between my 2nd and 3rd years at uni and IMMEDIATELY noticed the difference. No girls had any interest in me in highschool and I slept with two different non-obese, mildly attractive women my 3rd year. Only one of them I met through tinder.

>>25514698
>Having an 19th century name
>Not in the 19th century
shiggy diggy

>>25514444
Nice quads fag

>tfw my last name is derpy

it just sound so goofy

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at least she's not called Christmas Day

>>25515445
Wait, you mean it's literally Derpy?

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>mfw One of my friends as a child was 'Eric Francis Meme'
>Literally Eric Meme

Cox

>>25513132
>>25516066
>Not marrying each other and becoming Mr. And Mrs. Kuck-Meme
>Putting the wife's name first as a double entendre

>>25515514
There's a woman in my town called Christmas Eve. She's a street schizo.

>>25513132

kek please tell me she has a brother.

Love.

First name? You guessed it: Richard

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>>25513196
>Fug her
>Marry her
>Let her keep her last name
>Have child
>Fabricate story about a man who saved your life, named Dick
>She is moved by your story
>Your son is now Dick Butt

Last names:
Dong
Wang
Hsu (pronounced "shoe")
Pecker
Boozer
Siemens
Kiker

Full names:
Richard Johnson
Wendy Gale
Sara Lee Baker

I also met a girl named Sunshine Love once.

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>Australian's shitposting overflowing into people's names

I know a girl whose last name is Kruk but I keep accidentally referring to her as <First Name> Cuck.

I knew a guy who went by the name of Dick Cummings. I don't know why he didn't go by Richard or Rich.

>>25513335
Maybe he had to take testosterone for puberty to set in
I had to do that, it fucking sucks to have to go to the doctor at 16/17 because of this