>he knows how to fight hmu

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>>25512861
>not knowing how to fight

>tfw done kickboxing for 5 years
>got into a real fight last week
>couldn't hit back
>now I have a black eye

>>25512937
why couldn't you hit back again?

>>25512937
>thinking kickboxing is boxing accept only kicking
>not understanding that kickboxing is boxing + kicking
>being this basement dweller

>>25512947
Honestly I have no idea, I just froze up and couldn't do anything.

If you lose a fight, literally any women will be more attracted to the guy who beat you up than you.
No matter what the reasons were.

>>25512965
you're projecting senpai

>>25512981
Not the same as sparring or hitting a punching bag.
The first time I had to put someone into a chokehold was very enlightening. No amount of sparring prepares you for the way someone actually struggles

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>>25512861
>tfw only know how to fight dirty

>>25512947
He only knows how to kick.

>learning how to fight at some muay thai dojo
>see this thread
>fuwk bitches no condor seems not so far away now

>>25512985
But there's always gonna be someone stronger, taller, more powerful.

It's childish and stupid for a girl to think it's losing in a fight is less attractive.

>>25513313
Yes, but it's not really up to her to decide that.

What's the best way to ensure you're able to win a fight against 99% of the population without using a gun and preferably with your bare hands?

The 1% left being people who are very proficient in martial arts/fighting sports, or are very tall and heavy.

>Fighting over absolutely trivial shit
More reasons normalscum are terrible

>>25512861
I will fap to this

>>25512861
I wish more women had this sort of sense of humor

>>25513358
Stop being a pussy and start using a gun.

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>average person
>needing to fight

What do normies even fight over, roasties?

Only time you should ever have to fight is when your life is in danger or if you're in the UFC.

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>>25513503
I'm just doing it for fun.

>>25513358
Really learn Krav Maga, Escrima, or almost any fighting style that was shown on that show, Human Weapon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwAp86Ys5OQ&index=14&list=PLs0uBdHw-5kE6IDbLpzpqmfZm10sZVQhr

>>25512981
It's okay. Fights are weird when you're not used to them. Just try again, at least you have the worst part out of the way, most people are too scared of getting hit to fight. Honestly, if you're angry, getting hit doesn't even hurt unless if it's a real stunner.

>>25513503
>he's not turning his body into a human weapon for the happening

>>25513503
there are times when you have to use force but don't want to kill someone

>>25513313
>It's childish and stupid for a girl

although I don't like the show, there's a good scene on Louie about that.

First season, can't remember the episode.

Basically he's threatened by a bunch of kids when he is on a date, says he's sorry, and she tells him that she is not attracted to him anymore

>>25513718
I know which one you're talking about. Marathoned the series last week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfMbN_MzCpw

Women can't help it, it's embedded in the deepest basest parts of their brains. 1 on 1, you essentially fought over her(even if the fight wasn't about her) and lost or backed down, showing you're beta as beta can get.

Who like boxing here?

>>25513358
do muay thai

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>>25513836
This is only in movies, not real life.

Violence is for niggers. Real men walk away.

>>25514135
Aww aren't just a cutie.


RECKLESS violence is for niggers
"Real" men defend themselves to an acceptable degree or walk away.

They don't back down with their head bowed and tail between their legs.

I've only been in the one fight in my entire life, back in high school. It was a fair fight, me and the other guy raised fists as people watched on (Wait, the guy was shorter than me so maybe it wasn't fair). Anyway, I landed the one jab, a pretty strong jab, on the guys' nose and the fight was over because he saw that he was bleeding from the nose.

Nobody starts fights with me. Mainly because I'm a nice guy but there's also that I'm taller and wider than most men. More often than not, people will try to start fights with my friends in bars and clubs then I show up and everyone is going their own way. My point is, there's no need to fight in this day and age.

>>25513503
>Normies go clubbing
>Normies get drunk
>Some of them get aggresive for no reason when they're drunk
That's literally it.
You'd be surprised at how some people will want to fight you over nothing when they're drunk.

>>25514135
>Real men walk away.

It's okay anon, living as a woman is accepted now, go ahead.

>>25512861
>tfw she will never squirt all over me

>>25513836
Omg, as fake as this is, this is so embarrassing! Boys please watch this.

I would run for the hills of my date was this weak.

>>25514656
The ERP thread is on another board, kiddo.

Settle down.

>>25512861
It's a coincidence you said this because I was at a carnival and this overweight guy threw an empty bag of chips on the floor. Then I see this super handsome guy whistling to get his attention and he said loudly "Hey Pudgy McFat fuck, pick that up and put it in the bin before I put you in the bin"
Then the fat guy rushes quicjly to pick it off the floor and his whole face was red too.

As mean as the guy was, I felt MORE attracted to him after what had happened.

>tfw I only practice non-punching/kicking ways of fighting

Judo/BJJ reporting in.

>>25515150
my melanin enriched gentleman

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>>25514949
Mean or not mean. He put him in his place and showed everyone who has the power.

>>25513358
Take up boxing. Anything combat sport really. Other men pick up on your confidence and will generally not want to start shit. And having trained, you'll know just how hard it is to fight. Men with shit physiques, or even blokes who've obviously done nothing but weight lift, you'll see them coming a mile away. You will have attained smug.

>>25515332
He was mean and right, and the fat guy apparently accepted he was right. Total dominance.

>>25515332
>be in high school
>theres this new weird guy no one cared about, very quiet and not attractive at all
>kept everything to himself
>but this one day in class he just turns up all pissed off
>teacher asks him why he was late
>the guy basically tells the teacher to keep his mouth shut
>OOOOOH!!!! *everyone in class*
>teacher screams at him
>the guy then gets up off his seat, grabs the chair and fucking throws it at the teacher
>he gets kicked out of class and gets suspended
>when he came back every girl tried to be his friend, wanted to show him around etc

I did muay thai for a short while to learn self defense. The first sparring i had wasnt even considered a spar, it was straight up domination by my partner, he overwhelmed me so quickly even though i was confident i did my moves practice properly.

I cant imagine how real fights would go....

also i suck balls at kicking because i cant balance for shit and swing with enough momentum

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>>25513002
But figting dirty is the best type of fighting, their are no rules in a fight :p

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>>25515701
Why did they tell us to be nice guys ?

I have been lied to.

>>25516817
Just be nice and you'll find someone, anon. You don't need big muscles or have to fight to meet a nice girl. Most people go their whole lives without a single fistfight.

>>25516817
>be nice guys
Nothing good comes out of a fight, literally nothing.

Listen to this anon >>25516906, anon.

>>25517001
You instantly get respect if you win a fight and if you lose people will think you got guts for standing up anyway.

>>25512981
If you have no aggressivity in you and the other guy is some meathead picking a fight, you are basically done for.

>>25512861
>Tae Kwon Do
>Muay Thai
>Kenpo
>Tang So Do
>Firearms training
>Sword training
>Been in fights
>Been shot at
>Been stabbed
>Saved lives

Virgin

The ride never ends

>>25516906
It's not about fights. It's about the attitude that attracts them. "Nice" in a females lizard brain is just another word for pacifist.