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>That feel when no sex.
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>That feel when no sex.
>that feel when small dick
>that feel when manlet
>that feel when ugly
>that feel when no talent or future
>that feel when sex drive is still going crazy and your programming to find a woman and gf are still in full swing even though it's virtually impossible for you
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desu idk why dicklets were even allowed to reproduce. Just end their misery...
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Stop focusing on your shortcomings when talking to women. Don't worry about the things you can't change and focus on that which you can. You're amazing but have convinced yourself that you're awful. Just gotta reprogram yourself!
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lmaoo loooooool kill yourself! lmaaaaaao
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>>25513447
ekjrhtyw4o87tgh94w39ugyio4gyij5
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>>25513392

>tfw father was a dickmore, but i'm still a dicklet
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Wow. What a biggity bitch. You're fuckin' 15. And if you really are that insecure, do 50 pushups over the course of one day- Every day. Wow, bitch much.
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>>25512772
>tfw when tall
>tfw condoms break due to size
>tfw pretty
>tfw good job and lots of money
>tfw hot athletic asian girlfriend

Feels good man
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>tfw 5"1 tall
>white
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>>25514985
It's time to just become a woman anon
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>>25514985
Perfect female height. Bottom of the barrel male height.
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when you complain about your weewee size just remember you aren't 3' like me
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>>25515055
Are you that black weeb? If only you were asian and maybe you could get away with it.
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>>25515026
The average woman is 5'5, what a poor guy.
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>>25515081
nah I'm a white fuccboi, it's just sad that if I ever grow out of degeneracy I won't have a chance
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fagets as fuck
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learn to find fulfillment and camaraderie in random food court restroom fellatio.

it's the only thing left for you, now.
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>tfw laughing at your own post
>it hits you it's all true


Why does EpicKid go on? Why does he persevere when so many others would have killed themselves? Where does this fire to live in him come from?
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>Be fat ugly girl
>KV
>Make masturbation videos and upload them on ameture pornsite without showing face
>Get literally a thousand fans and people messaging me all the time
>feel appreciated for once in life after being shouted abuse at everyday
>I love the internet
Sorry I turned into a disgusting camwhore but I still cant meet up with anyone from there and cant have sex with a random because the thought makes me sick.

>incoming robot abuse?
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>>25514356

secondary sexual characteristics come from the mother, just saying.
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>>25513447
bzzzzzz bzzzzzz bzzzzz beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yourself
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>>25515292
>camwhore problems
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>>25515292
I'm happy for you.

I don't hate people, I hate myself for being worthless to them.


Deep down I am a cuck I guess, my genes are a failure.
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Gay. You could also become gay.
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>>25515346
youre a sweetheart desu.
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WOW ALLIE WOULD COME INTO THIS POST. Hahaha. Camwhore.
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>>25515292
>Be fat ugly girl
>Get literally a thousand fans and people messaging me all the time
So your main problem is your face. Try losing weight and becoming a latex model, might be hot.
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>>25515386
I wish you the best dude
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facebook slash LarvawithHB

Cam whore facebook.
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>>25514973
>>tfw condoms break due to size
>tfw when idiot wrongly buys wrong size and boasts about a self created achievement
That's like me buying a small sized underwear and boasting about my dick buldge kek
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>>25515341

Want another one?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS2G8C-EpRU
Reduced perception of pain? Manly af.

From previous knowledge runner's high comes from anandamide, a molecule highly similar to THC, which the body releases naturally after short bursts of intense activity. You can do HIIT for 20 minutes and get high as balls. Not high as balls, but better than smoking a blunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiXrRK-yrfA

I spent nearly 3 years indoors: the outside worked miracles.
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>>25516205
Basically, OP, women're fond of happier males. Focus on your happiness, and they will come.
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> That feel when mediocre-looking manlet with big dick

Haha! Your loss, womankind!
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>>25512772
you sound pathetic. i hope nobody ever fucks you so that some ugly retard can get a turn.
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>>25512772
This is why prostitutes exist.
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>>25512772
>tfw had the best sexy of my life over news years
>gf was literally shaking she wanted it so bad (thought she was just cold before)
>was so horny we fucked in her parents house which she said we would never do
>tfw she moans my name and says she's going to cum after 5 seconds of us fucking
>tfw cock isn't even all the way in her at this point and I push it in further and she gasps

Feel sorry for you niggas.
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