>All these disgusting normies with GFs infesting the board
Why the hell don't you leave already,this place is not for you.
I have a girlfriend but it doesn't change who you are. I still enjoy listening to robot stories, sharing my own and joining in on the shenanigans here.
Anyone who believes that having a girlfriend makes you exempt from posting on this forum is just a jealous bitter virgin, and that's okay. But you shouldn't shun your fellow robots for making it.
Be happy for people like me and I'll strive to support people like you.
It's 2016, only positivity will help us.
I'm not gonna ree or tell you to get out, but you aren't a robot. You can be a normbot, or a cyborg, or whatever you want to call yourself. But you aren't a robot. Having a GF and being a robot is like being a meat eating vegan. It's contradictory.
There's no need to be like that man. I'm hoping for your success too man. I used to be like you, it's not wrong to do better in life.
We will all make it. The only person you hurt by shunning me is yourself.
Everyone else is the same, but they all lie to theirselves.
Especially guys like
Being jealous sucks, I know I have been there, but it doesn't help you. Start being positive and good things follow. What's the point in lashing out at me for being better off when instead you should be channeling that energy in to finding your own girlfriend?
Then you can come back here and help others who are in need.
We don't all make it. You have to realize that. Not everyone has a life where everything end happily ever after. You were never robot. You were just a failed normie living in a bad spot. Dont try to act like you really relate to us. True robots don't have a chance to make things end happily ever after. Its must be hard for normalfag like you to realize that fact
I don't want a gf, and thats why you can't be a robot, anyone who actively wants a 3d GF is a norman and shoiuld get out. You could put any girl in my bed right now and i'd tell her to fuck off for the bonedrone that she is. She is worthless, a parasite, if you don't think of your girlfriend as the semen demon she is then you're a norman.
You can still post here, it's funny to see the threads and how angry others get, but you aren't a robot as much as you think you might be.
>True robots don't have a chance to make things end happily ever after.
t. 15 year old Nihilistic Gaia lurking Sperg
Fuck you, I've been on this board for 7 years now. Just because I've levelled up doesn't mean I have to leave.
>this board didn't used to be about being a virgin and hating women
>I was here first
>>this board didn't used to be about being a virgin and hating women
Then the autismo faggots rolled in and started ironically shitposting until people legit thought that's what /r9k/ was, a board full of misogyny and hatred for "normal people". It attracted retarded 14 year old edge lords who thought life was shit because their parents didn't love them enough and it just stuck.
I wish every one of you cancerous faggots would off yourselves. /r9k/ wasn't made to be such a fucking filth infested board of social rejects.
You dont think robots have tried? They have. They are lashing out because you are just like every other normalfag coming here acting if just being yourself will get you a better life. Being ourselves suck ass.
>Be happy for people like me and I'll strive to support people like you.
Emphasis on strive. Because all you people do is post your tough love and shitty justbeyourself-tier advice. You have a gf? Fine, fuck off to >>>/soc/.
Unless you have some fun greentext stories or can post without calling everyone a pathetic neckbeard virgin, you're not welcome here.
and that's loose. most here don't want you around at all.
oh, wait - this is bait.
>woke up hungover
>gf went to get brekky
>play some gta5
>havn't progressed since i bort it
>no cool guns avail
>refuse to do anything but atv around
>gf brings me BLAT
>gives me gobbie
>go back to bed
my litteral day.com
Bullshit, one feeble attempt and giving up is not trying and I know that's what 90% of the fuckboys here do. They don't strive for it. They try and get scared and shut down because they're social retards.
>le normie meme
Honestly there's no easier way of putting a spotlight on how much of a substance lacking meme spouting cretin you are than saying shit like this.
Fuck off back to wizardchan so you can have your little secret "I hate women and life" club you dunce.
It's kind of sad, some losers shoot up some schools so all the edgy teens from /b/ and leddit come here. He replied to my comment about how i'd never want to have sex with "enjoy your lie long virginity", I shall.
Why did 4chan ever get put back up, should of stayed removed in 2012 before these normans came here thinking because they wear a hoodie and are shy around girls that they have a hard life.
It's still funny to me, why doesn't the Janitor clean up normie shit boards. Hopefully he'll be back soon enough.
>Calling someone a meme spouting cretin
Thats why i'm here you normo. Go back to /b/ or /soc/ or reddit or wherever you came from norman.
FUCK YOU NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
PLEASE JUST LEAVE
JUST FUCKING LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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This is what a true robot would say.
Thank god there are some that still exist here
>should of stayed removed in 2012 before these normans came here thinking because they wear a hoodie and are shy around girls that they have a hard life.
Are you retarded? Did you even go on /r9k/ before the great delete? It was a COMPLETELY different board to what it is now. Back then /r9k/ was considered the gentlemen of 4chan, it was basically /b/ with less shitposting and more interesting threads.
After it was deleted and reinstalled most of the old robots never came back, and the board degenerated into the laughing stock of 4chan, in which threads are almost exclusively about hating normies.
Because even guys with gf's get feels, OP
Having a gf =/= supreme happiness, if anything its more effort than its worth due to the fact they expect you to handle her and your life, my gf does a lot of shit that triggers me.
Same thing, you know what I meant you pedantic shitter.
This. Anyone who claims different is from a new wave of retards who thought this board was something it so very clearly isn't.
What r9k do you remember, it was as much of a shithole as it was after the delete, sure some of the oldies left but don't pretend it was civilised. It was an "OC" shitheap. Countless threads of shitty stories and lies that anyone could see through. But it was semi enjoyable, probably because I was early 20s back then.
Now it's just a board full of "Im le introvert hihi" normies.
Please try and act a bit more mature. Wizardchan is a shit hole you should never have strove to go to in the first place. You just like acting the victim because it's confirmation that you're a helpless loser, when that is NOT the fucking truth.
If you have a girlfriend you are a normie
If you have a social job you are a normie
If you have sex fairly often you are a normie
NORMIES GET OUUUUUUT
I posted here back when I was a hyper-underage faggot and WT Snacks hit me with the banhammer for it (also for posting the daily dose). I NEEDED THAT. Since I left /R9K/ I did some shit outside of my comfort zone and that includes getting a girlfriend. The only way I could actually make myself more alpha though was to read enough red pill stuff that I actually dislike women as a gender, which for some fucked up reason makes them like me.
Check out Chateau Heartiste. Watch RSD and laugh at the little manlet but admire his confidence. Realize it isn't so hard. Go outside and meet people even if it's at Magic the Gathering tournaments or Anime conventions.
>MFW I'm a public authority figure now. People come to me with their problems. Adulthood is weird.
If people like me didn't post here, /r9k/ would commit suicide in a month. The negativity would eat you alive.
>Countless threads of shitty stories and lies that anyone could see through. But it was semi enjoyable
This is the /r9k/ I remember. Where every second thread was a greentext stories thread, and the board had actual discussion that wasn't about who was and wasnt a normie
It had it's value, it was fun to spend an evening on, there were a few genuine discussions I had on it maybe every few weeks. But people remebering through rose tinted glasses thinking it was anything but a shithole annoys me. This place has always been a shitheap. But it evolved into somewhere lonely bots could come and discuss. It turned into the misogynist hellhole which it has been until a few mass shooters got the edgy /b/ers here.
Maybe it's going to evolve into a new reddit with "practise gf" threads and alike, but we can dream.
It's all over
They have took one of the few things we had left
Normies have won
Yeah, you had a board built on bullshit lies, founded by retards who took it for something it wasn't. Congrats.
What a shame your toxic hugbox is slowly being fixed by people who aren't social morons.
They were mostly about being awkward at parties, spaghetti stories and alike. It logically followed that some people who use 4chan are the guys who don't even get invited to parties, they enjoyed looking at stories of what could have been.
It logically turned into greentexts about even more awkward stories, the guys in your school who were outcasts, the odd stuff they did, why they turned out to be completely alone.
It was a logical move, but a slow moving one.
It wasn't completely out the realms of reality that someone from 4chan could get invited to a party, unless they were just really bottom of the barrel. I just miss the moments where you could bring up "went to a party and this shit happened" where people would read it and see what it entailed, not just seeing 'party' and automatically slamming "REEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT" ruining half the thread.
I posted a few stories here and there in the past, showing how the outsider went into the social world and lack of experience in there lead to amusing tales for the reader, but horrible for the OP. Almost everyone here now just expects you to stay on your computer all day and post "who /noshower/ here?" to measure dicks on whos got the more pathetic life, rather than trying to climb up the ladder only to have fallen down again.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEE!!!
There are plenty of boards where you can though, you could even go to reddit. It's probably hard to imagine, but some people like myself haven't had a conversation with a human in years. I haven't even seen sunlight in weeks. If you think there is no where for you to post about funny party stories. Try being like me.
Idm normies, some people were lucky growing up, some were not, i'd just rather they admit they are normies and post normie threads. Not "robot threads" about practise gfs and female intimate interaction.
I can understand the hate for normie threads like the "practice gf" or losing your virginity, because its still a gf/getting close enough to girl at the end of it. I'd just rather not those stories of guys spilling change in front of a qt cashier and panicking frantically should be lumped with "I just got my second practice gf this week"
I'm no social being myself, especially nowadays, but going places and making a fool of yourself unintentionally, cringe stories, isn't equal to bragging about how you got a girl round your dick, that should stay a /soc/ thing.
Fuck off. Robots know how to get gf. They just don't want to deal with the effort/unavoidable failures and embarrassment
You just reminded me how lame /r9k/ used to be.
I bet reddit would think you were fucking hilarious if you told them the ebin midget croissant story
>listening to robot stories
Whatever, you're not disturbing anyone
>sharing my own
This is where I take issue. You fucks just don't seem to get it. You are NOT a robot, you do NOT have "robot stories". You are just a normie diluting my threads with normalfag rhetoric.
It's not rocket science.
Almost every one who is actually involved with society and works towards the goal will get a gf at some point.
Robots are total recluses who have probably never initiated conversation with a girl.
Have a wife, house, 2 cars, make 120k, unlimited sex. But I'm still a robot because I'm weird and a nerd.
Pick one faggot
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'd totally get what your saying if it wasnt for the fact that I have literal murder fantasies because of my lack of female interaction.
You know how it is "if i cant show them Im a man by fucking ill show them im a man by fucking killing them" that kind of thing. It quickly passes after a fifth of vodka or so.
PS im happy for you.
Im unhappy for me.
Your value as a man, especially in the eyes of peers/coworkers/women/society as a whole, is determined by social value.
If it is found out youve never had sex, that is a big fucking deal. Make absolutey no mistake. The cruelty that would arise from other people would be enough to drive some men to psychosis.
Thats why I fucking fake it. Im a pathological liar who cam whip up a story on the fly. NEVER REVEAL VIRGIN STATUS. Rule number fucking 1. Is it cruel? You bet your sweet ass it is. But you gotta do it. You have no choice. Unless you want t stay a robot.
TL;DR: Fake it till u make it.
>I only post to make people feel worse
Fucking love this board
I was on this board for several years, but not since the beginning. I remember at some point it got shut down and people were scrambling for a new board.
Anyway, back then I read a thread that talked about dating websites, rating profiles, etc. This is unheard of on r9k for obvious reasons.
I made a POF (plentyoffish) account and to my suprise got a few hits. Eventually I went on some dates, and now I have been with a girl for 4 years. We are getting married this year.
As odd as it sounds, the old r9k helped me find a woman.
Now I just go here to feel better about myself.
robots need to be ugly. if you are not ugly, you can't be a robot. besides the virgin, no gf, no friends, neet, no hobbys, highschool dropout stuff etc. YOU NEED TO BE UGLY TO BE A ROBOT
pic related is me. i consider myself a 2/10. a robots needs to be 4/10 or below.
there are so many other boards on 4chan like /b/, /pol/, /soc/, /fa/, /fit/, /int/ and so on. why dont you just go there and leave this last small piece of comfort zone to us. no offense
I literally started posting here back in 2012 because I broke up with my girlfriend and felt sad, have a girlfriend now and have been here since then. I just thought the robot stories were funny
>normalniggers infesting places like the parasites they are
what's the news?
Fucking goodness. yes. I recently tried to get help for all the shit wrong with me and I now see its not that cheep
I need to be a full fucking psychopath to get any help for free or cheep
You know that isn't true, but at the same time you're correct.
There were plenty of educated successful "geeky" chads but then the influx of failed normals and shitposters turned it into this.
>losers that were always here and just lurked.