"Wow, just wow"
"Like", at least said twice in one sentence.
"Literally", used without emphasize and meaning is lost
"It's ________(current year)", again used to cross reference the subject at hand
And there you have it, buzzwords and cliches
Translation: We failed at raising you into a man because of shitty parenting and we can't be fucked looking after you anymore so you should learn how to instantly over night become a responsible adult male capable of looking after a family.
Translation: You should take responsibility for our own fuck ups in raising you. Because you're at a age where we no longer obliged by society/law to take care of you......so there....yeah.....
>Wow, just wow
Translation: How dare you call me out on my own bullshit.
What's you're prolblens?
Just man up and bee yourself bro XD
>your parents forced you to spend all your free time on 4chin jerking off to cartoons
Lol, you are fucking pathetic, if you blame your parents for everything like this. I had no father and an alcoholic mother. Not much of a upbringing, but now, I have a job as a car salesman and make 45k a year (without bonuses 60 give or take with). I taught myself how to shave, pay taxes, and navigate life just fine. So please continue to blame your parents for everything. You are just weak, with no ambition.