>Went in for a job interview yesterday >Interviewer is

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>Went in for a job interview yesterday
>Interviewer is female, mid 30s attractive
>Not gonna lie a little bit nervous
>I think to myself just gotta follow the three rules:
>disarm her, charm her, don't alarm her.
>Step 1 is disarming her so to make her feel comfortable I ask for a glass of water
>I usually do this at interviews because it makes me look comfortable with the whole office environment.
>She says sure, leaves and comes back with a cup of water for me.
>I take it but notice I'm trembling a bit, worried she notices too especially when I take a sip
>Have to charm her now
>Thinking on my feet I say, "Your water is really sweet." I almost say "like you" but stop mid sentence when I realize I don't want to alarm her in any way.
>She says thanks and smiles, the charming must have worked.
>All that's left to do now is not alarm her.
>I'm nervous so its hard though, I keep doing big gestures with my hands when I talk. I'm worried it might be too much.
>I quickly grab my water, and take a sip to look natural.
>On my way to put the cup back on the table I hit it against the table and spill it all over my lap.
>Oh mother f.
>She gets up to get paper towels
>My mind is racing now so I try to laugh it off
>smile and say "that's life"
>"No kidding." She responds and hands me the towels.
> Later on she asks me what my greatest weakness is.
> I point to my crotch and say "water"
> she doesn't smile, and now I realize I'm pointing at my crotch so to not alarm her I say "Without it I would die."
>Not even a smile.
> On my way out I had to walk in front of everyone looking like I peed my pants
>Think I got the job?