ITT post the reaction of the first girl who saw your penen...

>>25510715
Why do you think this is worth posting?

>>25511000
>Why do you think this is worth posting?
to make you get double dubs plus triples

she was 18

Her first reaction was to suck it.

penen? wt the fug

many girls asked for my pen and I shared it whenever I could

>>25511015
well, shit. I take it back, was worth. 10/10 do post again.

she was 16 or 17, I was 15

pretty much the same reason as >>25511043

>>25510715
gave me a handjob, felt amazing and i came buckets
my first and only sexual experience so far
we were both 21 or 22 i think

>>25511043
>>25511092
Was I the only one who got a handjob the first time a girl saw my penen then?

>>25510715
The Nurse on the day I was born.

>>25511126
I asked the reaction of the girl... not who was the girl... why do people here has so much troubles understanding what they're reading?

>>25511106
oh man so I am not the only one... I too came buckets, it was awesome. Why was that you sole experience? My sexual "life" lasted one year, then it stopped because I suddenly got introverted and shy and fuck me, I lost touch and contact with girls people in general

>>25511168
>reaction of the girl.
She spanked me. ; )

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My mom, when I was born

All of you are FILTHY NORMALS.

This place is my sanctuary... You LEAVE NOW

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>>/b/

>>>/soc/

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>25510715

I honestly don't remember, I've had a lot of gf's

the most common response has been something along the lines of "it's so big" or "it's the perfect size"

I also have remarkably large testicles and this is something that many of them have fixated on/fetishized

>>25511225
>gf's
why the apostrophe?

>>25511242

you're right anon, the apostrophe is unnecessary when it's a plural

thank you for bringing this error to my attention

The only time a seen my peen was in the first grade when a girl asked me to "show me yours, and I'll show you mine". I don't think there was a reaction so to speak other than curiosity.

>>25511317
>The only time a seen
a what

>>25511340
A female. Sorry 'bout the mistake.

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>>25510715
Not happened yet but pic is what I expect tbhf

"Oh my god it's so big!"

Not even kidding. I'm average, 16cm, but her last bf was very skinny and small.

Thank fuck for losing my virginity at 15.

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>>25511565
back to >>>/b/ normie

>>25511596
A question was asked, I answered the question.

>>25511653
You weren't asked, because you don't belong here, friend.

>>25511677
I am OP and I actually asked anyone who wanted to reply. Stop with the "sex authomatically makes you a normie" meme. It's just untrue, and stopped being funny ages ago.

>>25511697
Wrong. It is literally impossible for a robot to have sex and not pay for it.
Why do you want to be a robot so badly anyway?

>>25511869
He didn't say he was.

One can wander around here to see what NOT to do for example. Or to try giving advice to robots that actually want to improve.

>>25511697
Tbqh you both can get off my board senpaitachi

>>25511697
retards. You're just a normie. Get out now.

>>25511869
but you can have sex and THEN become a robot, being now unable to have sex.
I had sex.
I am now a robot.
Still not having sex as a robot.
Are you... like, retarded?

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this 2 b honest

>>25511930
youre fucking stupid

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She said "woah... that is a penis huh" and laid down on the bed and closed her eyes. It was our wedding night and we were both virgins. She cried for several hours afterwards.

wish I was making this up

>>25511930
all that means is that you're a failed normie who isn't getting attention right now.
So if a chad doesn't have sex for a little while does that mean that he is a robot for that time?

>>25511946
nice counter argument, very logical and not flawed at all

>>25511970
hahahhahaahahahahahahahaha
>counter argument
>logical
>omg why aren't people logical in their rebuttals, omg wtf
>what a bunch of stupid idiots, I'm the leader of my debate club
go back to reddit you retard.

>>25511948
That's harsh.
Did you discuss why she acted like that?

i showed me peen to a chick in elementary school when i was like 9. she spooked

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We were laying in a bed at night and talking about sex (both virgins). She was asking for details about having a penis and said she could just see it if it would help. She said she had always wondered what they felt like and then she lifted the sheet with her ipod screen light, touched it, and said 'wooow'

Good memory desu senpai.

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Karl's the bull

>>25512014
uhn? is everything ok?

>>25511948
indian in arranged marriage?

>>25510715
18. She said it was too big and that we weren't going to do anything. Not that I was really that big, it was that she as use to fucking with indians, and thus I seemed huge in comparison.

>>25513650
Was she Indian herself?

>>25513682
Nope, we're both black, which kind of made the whole situation weird.

>>25513786
i bet being black makes every situation weird
expect dancing in a club