who /closet narcissist/ here >tfw I used to think it was

hehe woopsie :3

>>25510060
>self loathing
>narcissism

im sorry but im confused

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>>25510060
>another self diagnosis thread

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fix your link you faggot
also party right

>>25510077
You seem to hold the common misconception that narcissists love themselves.

>>25510077
I guess it's because I crave affection, and when I don't get enough, it harms my ego?
>>25510109
that's why I'm seeing a therapist, frogposter
>>25510136
https://books.google.com/books?id=jRRP991BqNoC&pg=PA40&lpg=PA40&dq=closet+narcissist&source=bl&ots=rof8M6mv4s&sig=23rM47Wab7dGthtKT_tVHDMtTr0&hl=en&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwjB5L_9t5LKAhVGzWMKHZD2DfAQ6AEIRzAG#v=onepage&q=closet%20narcissist&f=false

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>>25510060
Okay I looked at that blog you linked.
I can identify with 90% of these things. Pretty sure everyone can, and most people would be a narcissist according to this

pretty much everyone forced to be a narcissist in todays society unless you want to be a cuck

>>25510060
do you have a job? how do you afford a therapist?

Yeah, I've long believed that a lot of posters here are covert narcissists.

>>25510190
normie here, some of those are pretty common but many of them I can't imagine

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>>25510060
Iktf.

I posted this stuff a while ago here but then everyone said like >>25510109 that guy and I stopped posting them.

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>I will NEVER EVER be able to any kind of relationship
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>>25510324
seriously? you can't identify with at least 75% of those?
>tfw im a narcissist

>>25510387
Maybe half of them at most.

>>25510387
i identify with 100%

>>25510060
>tfw 80
So, am I a narcissist or a shy, sensitive introverted /robot/?

>>25510060

nope I think I'm just a regular introvert

some stuff I can kinda see but not enough

>>25510060
Holy shit, I thought I might be a sociopath or something but this is definitely it. I'm a fucking narcissist.

>>25510077
my understanding of narcissism is that it means youre self obsessed, not that you like or even love yourself just that you have an obsession with yourself that drives just about your every thought and action

>>25511066
an actual sociopath would never think they're a sociopath

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>>25511100
What makes you so sure about that?

>>25510190
yeah these are all incredibly general, if you had every single one then you might potentially qualify as a narcissist but as you say according to this the overwhelming majority of the human population are narcissistic

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>>25510060

>mfw I fit to all of them

w-what the fuck?

>>25511100
Good thing I had suspicions then. Glad to know I'm just a regular asshole and nothing's wrong with my head.

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closet lawful evil here

I would bury allies for my cause

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I scored 96 in this one. I took another Narcissism test that gave me 10 out of 40, wich is below the american average of 15.

I think I have Asperger's that's all.

The other test btw: http://time.com/3136687/narcissist-quiz/

>>25511446
confirmed for retard, this is the overt type of narcissist, covert is the shit you took

you're more covert than me, I got 90 and I can see I'd get like 7 or 12 on one you linked

stupid americans and their reading comprehension at times

>>25510190
18/23
shit. (original shit)

>>25511505
I'm not american but yeah fuck you too

>>25510060
Is it really narcissism if I'm actually better than most people?

>>25511597
In what ways are you better than most people?

>it's a jew invented brain disease thread
>everything is a "disorder"

I thought the exact same thing, went to see a therapist who didn't think I had it at all. But she didn't have experience with personality disorders. Make sure your therapist isn't a normie before you see them.

>>25510190
>>25510324
>>25511152
>>25511543

No you retards. It's not a matter of yes or no to these statements, they usually ask you to rate how much it applies to you from 1 to 5 or 1 to 7. Ofc they can be common, but the mark of pathological narcissism (everyone has carying degree of narcissism, even Ghandi for christsake) is when you score is extremely high. For example, about 80% of those statements moderately apply to me. It's hard to be sure though if that makes me a narc, or just more honest with myself about these things.

I'm only have narcissist traits purely because i don't trust anyone but myself and the fact that i've been stepped on by people whom i use to call family and friends. also, who else is going to love me, i need compensation