>be in relationship >boyfriend leaves during the holidays

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I wish he didn't have roommates. Then I could just steal his pillow and boxers.

Why anon leave?
is he going away to die, just like cats :^)

>>25507446
I hope a girl will like me as much as you like your bf

>tfw no girl will ever spray her bed with your cologne
>tfw no girl will drop spaghetti for you

What is life and how did I get in hell?

I remember I was over once and
>sitting on his bed
>anime is paused
>his laundry basket is almost empty
>pair of freshly used boxers resting on the rim of the basket
>lean over and inhale deeply
>his roommate sees me and starts laughing super loudly
>boyfriend steps out of bathroom and wonders what's so funny
>his roommate tells him
>they're both laughing at me
>they're all laughing at me
>boyfriend asks jokingly if I'm upset
>starts tickling me
>cue hysterics
>eventually he stops, kisses me, hugs me, and unpauses the anime

>>25507446
if that's your /autism/ it's still cute as all hell

>>25507558
He left to visit family in oregon.

>>25507446
My guys been gone for over a week 3 more days to go.

>haven't had a decent nights sleep since he left
>his smell is gone from the pillows and blankets
>snuggle with jacket he left at the house

I plan to have the house spotless, linnens cleaned, myself made up and an awesome dinner when he gets home.

>>25507446
>>25507754
How old are you guys?

>>25507754
>>haven't had a decent nights sleep since he left

Iktf. Before I moved here, I had service animals cause sleeping alone antagonizes my insomnia.

>>25507754

fucking privileged normie why the fuck are you even here?
you wouldn't stand a second in my shoes

You're just a faggot.

Flush yourself.

>>25507793
33 he's 27

>>25507806
It's driving me insane I've been use to living alone since 17. This is the first time in a year he's been gone more than a night

>>25507793
24. I finished college a couple years ago, but am going back to get a degree in programming. I wish I'd known that programming was so fun when I was 17 and applying for college though.

>>25507828
Stfu you little cunt you don't know shit about me. I've earned everything I have get off your ass and do something other than cry.

>>25507446
>is a girl
>has a boyfriend

>I'm such a robot guys!
>look how autistic I am!

fuck off

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>>25507884
> I've earned everything I have

keep telling yourself that. I know enough. You're a girl, you automatically have a ton of advantages at the game of life. You have a boyfriend so you're clearly half decent looking. You're browsing r9k and you're a girl so you're clearly an attention whore.

>Anybody else here /autism/?

This just proves my above points. You know nothing of the true suffering that other experince. Robots and autists don't go around saying "lol I'm so autistic XD anyone else as weird and autistic as me? XD" which is basically what you chicks do because you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

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>Going grocery shopping
>Rollin on over to the banana shelves
>Pretty girl rolls up between me and the shelf in passing
>Naturally avert eyes so I don't think about her
>She passes
>Move forward for soft yellow potassium logs
>The smell of her perfume hits me in the face
>It smells delightfully fruity
>But it makes me depressed
>Abscond with my unripened treasure
I love it when they wear vanilla. It's like for a split-second I just relax, only to snap back to my pitiful existence.

>>25508033
How do people post if they're robots?

>>25508033
You don't know what hard is
You don't know what real work is
Keep using those lame ass excuses for your shit behavior and stay mad

>>25508079
>>25507884
wew this is one toastie roastie.

>>25508079
bitch please, the hardest thing you've ever experienced was chad's cock

>>25507862
>33

Fuck outta here you old hag. The witches coven is that way.

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Some people are really good at derailing threads.

>>25508163
When is your fella coming back?

>>25508176
Hopefully he ends up dead before he gets the chance.

>>25508176
He's dead. I killed him and had his balls for dinner.

>>25508060
>How do people post if they're robots?
It's more of an impending sense of doom. I also am very dumb and it was kind of like the realization of being stupid. I kept denying that I was dumb, kept trying to find anything that would prove otherwise, and then slowly stopped fighting the denial and subconsciously understood i was stupid

>>25507898
>implying OP is a girl

>>25508193
dad made me lol

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>>25507446
>>25507754
>have zero friends, gf's, loving family, and am a kissless virgin
>read these stupid ass threads and see what everyone calls "feels"
Yeah I think I'm /autism/ here cunts

>>25508176
>When is your fella coming back?
I never asked for fear of seeming needy.

I really want to ask.

>>25507884
>woman
>earned everything you have

Pick one. You are delusional if you think you have had to earn everything in life as a woman.

>>25508264
How long have you been together?

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>>25508264
>implying guys care if you are needy or not

most likely he will think its qt

but this all assumes you're even a girl

>>25508238
There's somebody for you, anon. Just keep improving yourself. Eventually people won't be able to deny your charms.

>le so lonely boyfriend gone for the day i literally cant even

Out. Now.

>>25508286
A little more than 2 months. It took me about 3 months to gather my courage and ask for his number though.

>>25508318
Aww that's adorable:) next time you talk to him just ask I'm sure he won't think anything of it plan something fun for when he gets home

>>25508359
>>25508318


holy fuck if I was a mod you'd be banned so hard your boyfriend wont even be able to access you

>>25507862
You better be cute as hell

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>>25508391
Why? I haven't broken board rules.

>>25508405
>Cute
>on /r9k/
pick one

>>25508405
Cute take good care of myself
Have a great career make a lot of money
Guys a total homebody love that shit, watch movies, play games and build things together

>>25508477

You're very boastful.

>>25508477
You're that chef aren't you

>>25508775
I've got my bad qualities
Workaholic
Dense as all when it comes to picking up on feelings or hints. unless I'm directly told somthing I'll glaze over it
No real desire for children
Frivolous with money

Show us your tits whore

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>>25508864
I'm just asking if you're that chef lady.
I'm the guy you sperged out talking to when I posted pic related

>>25508919
Yep how's it going man?

Btw that's my new desktop background thank you

>>25508990
It's going alright
I wouldn't expect someone to use a reaction image for a desktop background.

>>25509033
It makes me chuckle ever time I see it

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>>25507446
Nice bait faggot. Women do not browse this board

>>25509055
Well I'm glad I could bring some amount of joy into somebody's life.

>>25509103
I'm sure you do more than you give yourself credit for :) like I said you seem like a really nice young man your going to make it.

>>25509162
Nothing I can really say to that. I don't know how to predict the future.

>>25507446
>>25507754
What is you bf like?

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>>25509312
I made this a couple days ago when I was longing for his company after a long work day.

>>25509369
I remember I said he wasn't a Catholic :^)

>>25509422
He's certainly not Roman Catholic, but it was the closest thing to his religion that was on the sheet.

Your comment did make me curious what kind of catholic he is, though.

>>25509312
Sweet, intelligent,quiet. Loves board/strat/war games, reading, model building. He's a history buff no bullshit if he's thinking of feeling something he says it.

>>25509458
No I said he wasn't Catholic in faith because of the fornication.
If he's Catholic big c he could be an Ambrosian, Maronite, Alexandrian, or Eastern Rite Catholic. The Roman rite is the largest in the Catholic church, but hardly the only one.

>>25509483
Does Catholicism, regardless of denomination, hold fornication in extremely negative regard?

>>25509506
Yes it's a mortal sin, meaning regardless of whether he does actually hold faith he'd go to hell with confession and repentance.
And those aren't denominations, they're different rites. Technically it's all the same church and all have the exact same theology. They just do the mass differently.
The Ambrosian rite of Milan helped coin the phrase "When in Rome, do as the Romans do." because members of the Ambrosian rite asked their bishop what to do when they went in churches in Rome that acted differently.

>>25509550
*without confession

this is a low quality bait thread

that isn't autism it is being a roastie slut so i'm supposed to be mad. i'm more upset that people are taking it. kill yourself faggot.

>tfw had to wash sheets and they just smell like detergent now
>tfw no grill smell

>>25507446
>Anybody else here /autism/?
Yes. Yes I do.

>you will never have a sexy as fuck anime guzzling yandere sneak a quick whiff of your used boxers, the little slut totally addicted to the stink that makes her head go blank

How do I deal with the feel maties