>be in relationship
>boyfriend leaves during the holidays for a few weeks
>he won't be back for another week
>I miss his daki
>I miss his smell
>buy the cologne he wears and spray it all over my bed and everywhere
>mom visits me for new years
>"did you have someone over?"
>tldr mom thinks I'm cheating on my boyfriend
Anybody else here /autism/?
I wish he didn't have roommates. Then I could just steal his pillow and boxers.
I remember I was over once and
>sitting on his bed
>anime is paused
>his laundry basket is almost empty
>pair of freshly used boxers resting on the rim of the basket
>lean over and inhale deeply
>his roommate sees me and starts laughing super loudly
>boyfriend steps out of bathroom and wonders what's so funny
>his roommate tells him
>they're both laughing at me
>they're all laughing at me
>boyfriend asks jokingly if I'm upset
>starts tickling me
>eventually he stops, kisses me, hugs me, and unpauses the anime
My guys been gone for over a week 3 more days to go.
>haven't had a decent nights sleep since he left
>his smell is gone from the pillows and blankets
>snuggle with jacket he left at the house
I plan to have the house spotless, linnens cleaned, myself made up and an awesome dinner when he gets home.
24. I finished college a couple years ago, but am going back to get a degree in programming. I wish I'd known that programming was so fun when I was 17 and applying for college though.
> I've earned everything I have
keep telling yourself that. I know enough. You're a girl, you automatically have a ton of advantages at the game of life. You have a boyfriend so you're clearly half decent looking. You're browsing r9k and you're a girl so you're clearly an attention whore.
>Anybody else here /autism/?
This just proves my above points. You know nothing of the true suffering that other experince. Robots and autists don't go around saying "lol I'm so autistic XD anyone else as weird and autistic as me? XD" which is basically what you chicks do because you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
>Going grocery shopping
>Rollin on over to the banana shelves
>Pretty girl rolls up between me and the shelf in passing
>Naturally avert eyes so I don't think about her
>Move forward for soft yellow potassium logs
>The smell of her perfume hits me in the face
>It smells delightfully fruity
>But it makes me depressed
>Abscond with my unripened treasure
I love it when they wear vanilla. It's like for a split-second I just relax, only to snap back to my pitiful existence.
How do people post if they're robots?
Some people are really good at derailing threads.
>How do people post if they're robots?
It's more of an impending sense of doom. I also am very dumb and it was kind of like the realization of being stupid. I kept denying that I was dumb, kept trying to find anything that would prove otherwise, and then slowly stopped fighting the denial and subconsciously understood i was stupid
>have zero friends, gf's, loving family, and am a kissless virgin
>read these stupid ass threads and see what everyone calls "feels"
Yeah I think I'm /autism/ here cunts
>implying guys care if you are needy or not
most likely he will think its qt
but this all assumes you're even a girl
I've got my bad qualities
Dense as all when it comes to picking up on feelings or hints. unless I'm directly told somthing I'll glaze over it
No real desire for children
Frivolous with money
I'm just asking if you're that chef lady.
I'm the guy you sperged out talking to when I posted pic related
Nice bait faggot. Women do not browse this board
I made this a couple days ago when I was longing for his company after a long work day.
No I said he wasn't Catholic in faith because of the fornication.
If he's Catholic big c he could be an Ambrosian, Maronite, Alexandrian, or Eastern Rite Catholic. The Roman rite is the largest in the Catholic church, but hardly the only one.
Yes it's a mortal sin, meaning regardless of whether he does actually hold faith he'd go to hell with confession and repentance.
And those aren't denominations, they're different rites. Technically it's all the same church and all have the exact same theology. They just do the mass differently.
The Ambrosian rite of Milan helped coin the phrase "When in Rome, do as the Romans do." because members of the Ambrosian rite asked their bishop what to do when they went in churches in Rome that acted differently.
>you will never have a sexy as fuck anime guzzling yandere sneak a quick whiff of your used boxers, the little slut totally addicted to the stink that makes her head go blank
How do I deal with the feel maties