/britfeel/

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not even british and i post in these threads.

Why does it take so long for a new thread to get posted? Been refreshing the catalogue for over 4 hours.

>>25507637
Post it yourself then you silly cunt,

How do I get a Tramadol script? I've fucked up my ankle and it's hurting like fuck. Not going to lie though, I also want them to get high.

My doctors never seem to want to give me pain relief. I could go in with my fucking leg chopped off and they would tell me to rest and take soem paracetamol.

Just ate my own cum

>>25507693
that is really
really
gay

>>25507686

You generally need something more serious to get tram, if you tell them you've been using paracetamol and ibuprofen and it's not really helping they might give you so cocodamol which you can cold water extract for better highs.

Otherwise you can get a pack of tram on the deep web markets for the equivalent of about 20 squid, or morphine for 30.

>>25507387
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

from where?

>>25507657
Not him but there's no point in posting a thread overnight as most britbots are recharging

>>25507812
>you can cold water extract for better highs.
Explain pls

>>25507637
If it's late and there's not britfeel look out for the frog and feels. Bar gimmick thread with mostly yanks but pretty comfy.

>>25508360

>pee pee poo poo
>reeeeeeeee
>wagecuck/handoutcuck
>comfy

amerishoot/r9k/ is fucking cancer

>>25508360
Feels? I'm not a faggot.

>>25508400
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

agree for most part

>>25508439
It's too early for this stupidity. Feels in the same context as this is /britfeel/

>>25508469
/britfeel/ isn't a hugbox. We're not a bunch of girls that need a 'safe space' to share our feelings.
Get a life you fucking loser, then kill yourself.

>>25508498
Explain thread purpose and deceptive name.

>>25508498

>I take strong moralistic stances about posts on anonymous imageboards

The hero we need, truly.

2nd day of work and I'm ready to retire

>>25508531
NEET banter. That's all it ever has been.
If you aren't a NEET, or are looking for a support group like some pathetic cuck then you're not welcome here.
We don't need crybaby posters whinging about every little thing that goes wrong like not getting a reply from a girl or getting fired.

>>25508536

Are you the chairperson of a very big company, or do you mean "retire" in the Blade Runner kind of way?

>>25508498

You were here at the exact same time yesterday shitting this thread up.

>>25508580
Explain thread title.

>>25508584
I haven't seen blade runner for years but no I'm a 23 year old office drone.

>>25508584
As in I feel as though I have been working for a lifetime.
It is time for me to collect my state pension.

>>25508658
>I haven't seen blade runner for years
Deckard would "retire" the replicants rather than kill them. GCHQ was wondering if you were going to go on a rampage.

>>25508679
GCHQ should get back to processing my application so I can get on with my life and apply for other jobs.

>>25508498
>wake up in the morning
>come browse britfeel
>Angryanon is at it already

Just stop. This is the worst gimmick on /britfeel/. if not can you at least start tripping so I can filter you?

>>25508695
Go back to bed if you can't handle it, nerd.

>>25508580
>If you aren't a NEET, or are looking for a support group like some pathetic cuck then you're not welcome here.

Actually mate I don't know if you've noticed but the only one not welcome here is you. Literally every other poster here fucking hates you.

>We don't need crybaby posters whinging about every little thing that goes wrong like

...So like you then? All you fucking do is bitch and moan and complain to the point your posts are so obvious you've literally become a non-namefag namefag

>>25508726
Your mum keeps farting so I'd rather not get back in there with her

>>25508695
You'll never filter me.
I'll always be here waiting to strike when you least expect it. To kick you when you are down.

>>25508679
Oh ok. Nah I don't think there are even any replicants around here.

>>25508752
Funny how you get the shit kicked out of you every single day in these threads then isn't it

>>25508752
To bore me when I'm just waking.

https://strawpoll.me/6455332

>>25508744
Yawn.
You're boring mate, all this name calling because you can't circle jerk about being a wasteman.
I'm one of the few people keeping these threads alive, bringing them something fresh and interesting, keeping out the glumposters like yourself.

Not even going to bother wasting a (you) on 25508777 because he knows he'd be going home in an ambulance if we met.

>>25508752
Wew lad, still not over being cut?

>just woke up
>comfy in bed
>drinking cup of tea
>eating left over pizza from last night
>planning how to spend my day as I look at the fog outside my window

>Tfw if I was still a wagie I'd have woken up 2 hours ago tired as fuck and would just be arriving at the office now after fighting my way through the rat race

I love being NEET

>>25508801
so long as no normies post here anything goes
still rather have angryanon than tilde but something tells me it's the same guy

>>25508772
Nexus 6 models are virtually indistinguishable, remain alert senpai.

>>25508805
>he spends his life playing an 'angry' character on a Moroccan Eggshell painting website

Your parents must be proud.

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>want to order takeaway
>literally everything is closed and won't open till later

Gap in the market here tbqh. There is one place open, but all it does is 5 pound breakfast meals and they are quite big so ordering two to hit the 10 sqid delivery thing is stupid. They don't have loads of other cheap shit to hit the limit with, not even fucking drink cans.

Now i'm going to have to wait till like 4pm.

>>25508875
>he memes

>>25508805
I just realise this is the same paki kiddie who was challenging people to a fight on NYE

top lel

>>25508877
Why don't you order two and reheat one later if you get peckish?

>>25508877
Is there no places nearby you could go too for a fry up? Leaving the house is actually okay in the morning all the normies are at work or still in bed. Any that aren't are still too sleepy to be annoying.

>not british
>post in these threads anyway
What are you gonna do cucks?

>>25508925
Rep*rted.

>>25508925
Half of the posters here aren't British mate

>>25508877
I don't want to order two of the same thing, especially if I have no idea if I will like it.

>>25508917
Who knows, as if I ever leave the house to know the area well.

>>25508925
Make you a nice cup of tea.

>>25508969
State menu description for potential double order.

>>25508877
>takeaway for breakfast
you fat fuck

Slept at night and awake in the day? First time in weeks lads, feels good to be alive!

Going to celebrate by making a NAS out of a server I have here, who else /feelingproductive/?

>>25509004
Does it matter if it's for breakfast or dinner? Either way I'm only going to order it once today and it'll be my only meal for the day.

I think I'm in love with my mate's mum. It's got to the point where I find reasons to go round to his house to see her so I can get a hug when I leave. I wank to her pretty much every day as well.

Sometimes I dream about going back in time before she got married so i could marry her myself.

>>25509175
Not going to end well mate. Just forget about her and wank to some milf porn.

If you want go play second life, plenty of desperate milfs on there.

>>25509131
Breakfast is supposed to be a light meal to get you ready for the day ahead. Dinner is your main meal.

>>25509208
I ain't no normie here. One meal a day is all I eat.

sleeping is the best part of the day
night night

>>25509175
pay an escort to pretend its her

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>tfw you have no life

Channel 4's Undateables is looking for new participants.
Why don't you give it a go?

>>25509569
cba desu

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Get off yer back side and get a job.

>>25509569
They don't like manic depressives. Only physically disabled and autismos.

impromptu house sit for urgent family friend for nearly a week. required to look after several cats, dogs, and birds. they're incredibly grateful and offer to pay me (which wasnt a huge factor). Leave the house in good nick and leave for work before they got back a couple hours later. They havent even got in contact with me a couple days since they got back. rude tbqh

>Tfw can't decide whether or not to buy beers today

Tough decision lads. I do fancy a drink later but I am alcohol and will just end up drinking a whole crate.

Poleaboo is going to try and go and talk to girls outside today. Hopefully they'll trust me to let me rape them eventually.

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>interview the day before christmas eve
>we'll let you know by the 4th
>tfw they didn't let me know.

>>25509809
Go back in and open up a can of whoop ass on them

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>>25509793
And you wonder why people don't sympathise with you?

someone hook me up with weed in birmingham

>>25509922
buy me a pint first

>>25509980
i cant leave my place and i need the weed hook me up i beg you

>>25510000

>on 4chan begging a complete stranger to sell you some weed
>it's not addictive guise!!!

>>25508835
Tilde is too pathetic to be angry

>>25508801
It's nice to have feels and banterfeels but not raw bants

>kept waking up last night
>really tired and have to go to JC AGAIN
>GROUP SESSION
Stressed 2bh

How do I make friends in the northwest that aren't scouse football hooligans?

>>25510124
Don't worry, their expectations aren't very high.

Hi lads. Up early because my boiler is fucked and no hot water, haven't showered in 4 days, waiting for the plumber to come, when i asked what time he'll get here he said "got a job first thing then i'll come to you". Dont know what that means because i dont know how long a job takes.

Just dropped a ceramic plate on my toe and its pretty fucked. To much of a neet to do anything about it.

How are u lads?

>>25510353
>"got a job first thing then i'll come to you". Dont know what that means because i dont know how long a job takes.
Could mean anything lad, is he replacing a boiler or fixing a leaky tap? It was just a platitude with the vague hint of "before lunch" attached.

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>>25510353
>tfw your boiler breaks and you fix it yourself

You're going to love it when your plumber comes in, just turns a valve and everything's fine again.

>>25510353
just have a cold shower you pussyole

Holy shit lads, I can't stop bringing the memes into work.

Found out the office girl keeps a calendar from 2014 for the pretty pictures on it. And well it all went IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR, COME ON! from there.

>>25508805
>whaaaaa, too scared of the trips to give him a (you)

>>25510498
it was 2015 yesterday so which one is it lad

>>25510530

Reading comprehension my man. She has both. One from 2014 for the pictures, and 2015 because she's not changed it yet.

>>25510189
this

just sit there for a few hours and you'll be fine. you'll most likely be with a room of chavs anyway.

>>25510457
>>25510449
>>25510399
before my shower was fucking mint, instantly hot and powerful, not it takes like 10 minutes to get hot so i have no idea whats wrong with it.

I have short term fixs, just turn it off, mess around with the valves and what not but it fixs it for like 3 minutes so i have to speed run my showers. Recently its got worse tho, idk tbqhwyf

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>when your looking for reasons you havent killed urself and you got nothing

fucking kek my shit right now senpai

>>25510599
Google the type of boiler you have, and the problem you have with it.

There are internet forums where people discuss problems with their boilers.

By the way, googling for a solution is applicable to most problems in your life.

What's a good career or business if you don't really like other people and just want to be left completely alone and don't like authority?

>>25507292

Hope it's gonna be a good day today lads

/Stratfeel/

>>25510599
You do know how good cold showers are for you, don't you?

>>25510674
just sell and buy shit online, make music or games or something from home
or just go be a hermit innawoods or some shit

>>25510649
hes here now, he had a can of wd40 and a screw driver...

>>25510695
Probably are but i dont want a cold shower.

>>25510674
There isn't one. Deal with your issues m8

>>25510739
>Deal with your issues m8

But other people are my issue.

>>25510754
>its not me, its everyone else!
nice tumblr blog m8

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Rung in sick the last two days lads, could literally feel my boss fuming down the phone

Feels like I'm on the express train back to NEETSville

So im back at college tomorrow after the Christmas brake. Decided to check up on assignments due and the unthinkable hits me.
>GROUP PRESENTATION

I dont know what to do, i think everyone already made groups and i have no way to contact them outside of class.

>>25510777
Being a jobcentre cuck is far worse than being a wagecuck.

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>>25510800
forgot le image

>>25510810
>btec

fuck it, you can redo the module or make it up in some other way probably

>>25510775
gb2 Reddit normalfag

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re posting the op image straw poll for morning fags so everybody gets the opportunity to vote.

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http://strawpoll.me/6451289
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>>25510777
>Feels like I'm on the express train back to NEETSville

Welcome back broski NEETsville is better than ever.

>>25510824
Nah, i've got 100percent on every assignment so far, so the tutors want me to go to uni next year instead of after 2 years. cant spend another fucking year with these dumb pakis.

>>25510842
OFFY + KEBAB SHOP DESU

>>25510800
They tried to make me do a group presentation back when I was in college so I just never turned up again LOL

It sucked that it meant I couldn't go to uni but I'm NEET now so idgaf

>>25510857
Well, ask your tutors wtf you should do instead of asking this shithole.

>>25510842
going back to bed, fuck being awake desu

>>25510870
Colleges tutors are pricks they'll just tell him to bee urself

>>25510885
iktfb I wish I could sleep forever and have my lucid sex dreams

>>25510892
Thanks for illustrating why he shouldn't ask r9k for advice.

>>25510866
17/20 people in my class are non white, leaving me, one chad and one Stacy. my best friend at college is some 5ft2 paki girl. I already failed sixth form and got fired from an apprenticeship, so this is my last chance before i become an official neet/wagecuck. Think i'll just solo the presentation, unless chad hasnt done any of the work, ill probably just end up doing it with him. he copies of me in class anyway.

>>25508580
except that's what's been posted in these threads for as long as I remember before you redditors and normiebook idiots came over

>>25510842
I don't "really really" dislike the Asda idea but think a premier or some other corner shop would be better. The ones round here always seem to be covered in random posters, asda not so much.

>>25510941
This desu Asda is too mainstream we need a Happy Shopper or Bargain Booze or Spar that kinda shit

>>25510961
Fuck off meight

Asda appropriately illustrates the grimness of britfeel much like the jobcentre. It strikes a nice balance between the 'functioning adult' status of Tescos and Sainsburys, and utter depression of poverty and failure symbolised by Farmfoods

Any London bots wanna meet up and spitroast an adultwork hooker with me?

>>25511137
>utter depression of poverty and failure symbolised by Farmfoods
Seems more appropriate 2bh

>one of the work places I applied to called me whilst I was out
>too sperg to call them back

I thought I was getting better, but I'm nowhere near

>>25508834
This is the life i want to live every single day of my life

>>25511272
iktf

The likelihood of you getting the job is small anyway so you might as well do it. View it as practice.

>>25510842

I haven't been to an ASDA in a decade, it's normally Tesco cos they have the little shops that are close.

>>25511443
before christmas I was ready to give it an honest shot

now it's here, I'm fucking terrified
even if I make it to an interview, no way I can keep my composure enough to be considered

>>25511137
nah it needs to be something more pathetic like 99p store

or an Offy, everyone here gets piss drunk every night so I think it's appropriate
that way we can give the robot a crate of something new every week

>>25510674
Programming can be alright. I'm applying for jobs now, have had some interviews and I don't have a degree or anything. 24k bongpounds for a junior developer position isn't bad.

But no job is free from some kind of requirement for social interaction or being bossed around by someone. Programming is however full of antisocial nerds so you have a decent chance of fitting in.

>>25510842
Honestly I like the paki shops idea most, asda just seems a bit... shit?

Can I tell you something, guys?

I knew the new Star Wars movie wasn't going to be amazing. I knew it. I knew JJ Abrahms could never deliver something truly spectacular. He's an acceptable director at best, and I knew Star Wars was going to be mediocre.

But here's my sin, what I actually feel guilty about: I wanted it to be dreadful. I wanted it to be a miserable fucking experience. I prayed for it to be a bitter, soul-crushing disappointment, something that would leave audiences as cold as the prequel trilogy did. And I was disappointed - terribly so - when it wasn't.

I wanted it to be terrible so that it would shatter people's faith in the Star Wars franchise forever so that we could finally, FINALLY move on. If Star Wars flopped, then maybe, just maybe we could try and find something new to love. Maybe we'd finally move out of the creative rut western society seems to have been in for the last half-decade and start exploring new universes and new ideas again.

But no. The movie was just good enough to be mildly entertaining, and in being "just good enough" it's ensured that we'll never get the sequels the Star Wars franchise truly deserves, nor will we finally be able to break our love affair with this piece of late-70s kitsch and get on with our lives.

Fuck it, Star Wars, you're never going to be something I can love again, so why the fuck can't you even manage to be something I can hate?

>>25511496
>that way we can give the robot a crate of something new every week

I like this idea

He can get some space raiders as well and we can show the Muslim shop owners in some capacity to represent our multi cultural society.

>>25510842
I'm with the other anons for a bargain boose or an offy.

Can't get more british than that. Asda is owned by Wallmart so that's too American.

>>25511502
How to get a white collar job with no education?

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SHE'S A LITTLE WILD, AND SHE'S READY TO GO! GO! GO!!!

I'M POSTING THIS BECAUSE BRITFEEL IS OH SO SLOW!

>>25511676
Just find a job you want, walk right in there and shake the bosses hand

>this complete lack of rain

ffs the good thing about winter is the rain beating all the normies out so you can go outside in peace. This is some bullshit. Normies have got all summer to go outside and now they want to take winter too?

>>25511701
Cool. Im just gonna be myself and everything will be alright!

>>25511692

>fancying corporate drones

She's lame and you're pathetic.

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>>25511731

Did they forget the toy in your happy meal m8?

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>>25511676
Programming isn't really 'white collar'. The places I've interviewed at people didn't even have collars, they were wearing tshirts and shit.

But really they don't give a fuck about degrees. Programming is such a hard skill to quantify, you can have a first in your computer science degree, know all the theoretical shit, and still not be able to perform the most basic programming tasks like reversing an array. Even the recruiters don't give a shit if you have a degree or not, you just throw as many programming buzzwords, languages and libraries on your CV as possible to get past the non-technical recruiters and get an interview. Once you do get an interview many places will have coding interviews or some kind of test as part of their selection process.

So yeah, and all you need is a computer to learn programming, there's shitloads of resources online for you to do it.

>>25511716
Buy goy?! Have you not been listening to the daily brainwash? According to out superior Jew overlords December was the wettest month since records began (SINCE RECORDS BEGAN!)

>>25511692
She is fucking butterz tbf though bruv

>>25511692
I'd let her spit in my food desu

Waiting for a delivery to arrive today but i'm afraid if I go out to get subway's i'll miss it.

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>tfw I found out tesco added nik naks to the meal deal

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exam tomorrow and an assignment in today at 11pm

this is hell, i won't finish the assignment till about 7-8pm at the rate i'm going now. that leaves me with just 3-4 hours to revise. which in my case will be skim reading the lecture slides for the first time kek. lords have mercy on me

>browsing 4chan using mobile data whilst I was out
>get a message when I try to reply saying Im banned for shitposting on /int/
>I've never even been on /int/

Which one of you was it

as a neet how many jobs should I be applying for a day?

>>25511952

Three. One that is realistic, one that is kind of halfway, and one that you know you have no chance but makes you feel better for applying.

>>25511952
As many as you can. Should be like a job to find a job. I spent at least 5 hours a day applying to jobs back when I was a neet.

>>25511949

Think it might have actually been me senpai. Sorry.

>>25511988
how long did it take for you to find one?

>tfw forced to do an interview for a shitty factory job or get sanctioned
So I've pretty much just had christmas off like the rest of the normies, I was hoping I could make it last for a while but I guess happiness is not obtainable in this modern society
Any ideas of chains that would hire part timers?
I don't want to work more than 24 hours a week

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>tfw lowly wageslaves demand you get a job so that you can be as miserable and dead inside as them

>>25511988
>>25511952
>>25512017
Are you guys seriously interested in wageslaving?

May I ask why?

>>25512059
I have normie aspirations

>>25512059
Money mostly. Bennies were nice but not enough. Plus being neet made me feel incredibly worthless and killed all self confidence. Which in turn meant I would never get a gf, which is my life long dream.

>>25512017
Little under 2 months. Quite a while as I was applying daily. Weekends too. Best advice I have is not to give up, yes I know it's normie tier advice but you will have days where you feel worthless and see no point in job searching. But keep at it anyway as best as you can.

>>25512059
Poleaboo can confirm that wageslavery is better than NEETdom

The greatest period of his life was the July when he was working like a dog in the amusement park, it gave him purpose, a reason to get out of bed every morning, saw various people every day, some old faces, some new but best of all he got to see people smile at him and thank him

Someone who is smiled at and thanked, can't be worthless, can they?

>>25512059
>tfw want my own place
>tfw want money to spend on hobbies
>tfw want gf

>>25512228

>someone who is smiled at and thanked
>someone who records other employees pooing

>>25512246
>someone who records other employees pooing
Stop this, it's blatantly untrue

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>>25512059
Same reason anyone else does, money.
It felt great when you had more money coming in, you could afford a few nicer things here and there and live comfortably, going from wage to NEET isn't as good, no reliable incomes like before meant you had to be more careful with money.

>assignment due friday
>didnt do shit
>it's a programming assignment but I suck shit at it
>dont know anyone to ask for help cause they're all selfish

This is it /r9k/, I'm going to flunk out of uni.

>>25512228
Poleaboo is a fucking bellend though

I can confirm that NEETdom is far superior to wageslavery. The greatest period of my life (after secondary school) was when I quit college without telling my parents and lived as a secret NEET for a year with no pressure to get a job. I didn't even have money at the time but it was amazing.

In the end I got forced into getting a job but eventually I managed to get out of it so now I am NEET again but obviously the normies are hating on me for breaking free from master because they are jealous they don't have the bollocks to do it.

>>25512283
>it's a programming assignment but I suck shit at it

What is it? I'm not going to help I just want to get an idea of how easy/hard it would be for me.

>>25512235
And what magical job are you planning on getting that pays you enough to afford your own place bud?

>>25512312
Junior web developer. 20-30k

>>25512312

This. This isn't mainland Europe, we don't have 'affordable housing' here.

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>>25512310
I'm supposed to analyse a piece of malware and to figure out it's main function, who the creator is and etc.

I've found out it's a botnet that requires me to figure out the commands for it and so on.

>>25512331
Nice man enjoy owning a house in a council estate and getting your windows bricked by chavs

>>25512337
This desu

People need to realise unless you were born rich and can get mummy and daddy to buy a house for you you are literally fucked in this country.

>mfw used to work at a shitty low paying 20k a year job but left to become NEET because as I said no point working when you can't even afford your own living space
>mfw a girl who worked their with me's parents bought her and her boyfriend a 250k house in the countryside
>literally bought in cash with no expectations of being paid back

Honestly I am so fucking pissed off I was born poor makes me wants to go blow up the JC.

>>25508834
Do you live on your own? If so how do you afford it?

>>25512393
I'm not going to buy a house any time soon. But I'm happy to rent a cosy house/flat for 5-600 quid a month.

>>25512373
Sounds like a ballache, depeding on how much of a faggot the coder was. Good luck.

>>25512295
>I quit college without telling my parents and lived as a secret NEET for a year with no pressure to get a job
Poleaboo can actually relate to this

>>25512401
No I live with my parents obviously lol

>>25512407
Where do you live you can afford a house or flat for 500/600 a month? Where I live it's 500 for a room in a shared flat.

Also fuck being a wagelave just to pay some greedy old rich cunts BTL mortgage. I'd rather be NEET and just kill myself when the time comes than do that.

might go for a walk and feel sorry for myself

>>25512393
How about working hard? How did the people with money get it in the first place. I've realised that lazy fucks like you just look for excuses instead of working hard.

>>25512436
>>25512295
I did the same too for a while. Wasn't comfy at all. Having to 'leave' for college everyday and walk around the city center nervous that my mother was out shopping and would see me.

>>25512468
>How did the people with money get it in the first place.

Being born with it anon...

>>25512445
>Where do you live you can afford a house or flat for 500/600 a month? Where I live it's 500 for a room in a shared flat.

Liverpool. So I pay the price one way or another. There's nothing to do here other than shop or drink, and the accent makes me want to turn deaf.

>>25512469
>Wasn't comfy at all. Having to 'leave' for college everyday and walk around the city center nervous that my mother was out shopping and would see me.

I did this. I used to love my walks though, wasn't nervous at all. I would just walk around the city listening to music and exploring new places I had never been before.

>>25512491
Fair play I've heard accommodation is way cheaper up north.

>>25512491

Good price, it's around 1k a month for a 1 bedroom flat here.

>tfw want to go downstairs and get a beer but my feet are too cold to get out of bed

Life is suffering

>>25512295
I managed about a month pretending to go to college when I quit after the first day. Got bored of just walking around the woods and fields (live in Cumbria, fuck all else to do)

Cosy day off wageslaving because both parents are at work but be annoying once it gets to 2 or 3 pm and my NEET chav brother wakes up and walks around the house the house whistling and singing out of tune.

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>tfw applying for McD's part time

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If you live at home, whats stopping you working a job and saving literally every penny until you can leave for school and then land a job through hard work?

Oh wait, you're lazy, stupid and you have no desire to change because complaining feels good enough.

>>25512688
What are you babbling on about?

>>25512723

>NEET scum acting this oblivious

o am i laffin

>>25512667
What does he sing? I thought chavs only listened to DJ Bass Drum?

>>25512741
Good lad, best to be happy not delirious.

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reminder that pakis need to fuck off

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>tfw no mw bf

>>25512424
Thanks, I wasn't expecting help. I just need to buckle up and finish this shit.

>>25512688
> you working a job

Idiot

>saving literally every penny

Idiot

>can leave for school

Idiot

>and then land a job through hard work

Idiot

>Oh wait, you're lazy, stupid and you have no desire to change

Idiot

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>>25512675
>tfw I got rejected from a part time job in McD's

>>25512744
Usually power ballads and modern pop stuff like Bruno Mars

>>25512688
>get shitty job earning 15k a year
>save for 10 years and literally don't spend any more
>150k saved up finally I can buy a house on a council estate
>I'm 30 years old and spent the last 10 years doing literally nothing and having no gf because I couldn't save any money but it was worth it
>Hello Mr Sheklestein I'd like one house please here is my 150k
>What do you mean house prices have risen by 50k in the last 10 years?
>oh well I guess I'll just have to keep on slaving away to save up that next 50k and try again in 5 years time!

>>25512789
You are literally inferior to Poleaboo

>>25512791
Chokeslam him through the floor desu m8

>>25512804
I'm white senpai

>>25512795

>do nothing for 10 years
>spend the rest of your life working in a cubicle office while having nothing to talk about from your time being 20 through to 30
>probably kill yourself way before you even get to 25 because you did nothing all day and didn't develop a worthwhile personality
>thinking that working a job is the end of the world when in reality its just a thing most people don't even think too hard about because they have active lifestyles that they can support BECAUSE they have an income

>>25512804
and you are so cucked you treat some mentally ill paki like a celebrity just because he has a stupid blog. you retards need to seriously kill yourselves

>>25512863
You smell jelly.

>>25512863
If you want to hate pakis go back to /pol/

>>25512525
Where do you live? Is it London?

>>25512775
literal who: the bf

>>25512816
He's quite muscular and bad tempered although the only time we had a fight I just held his head down and punched him in the back until he ran off so maybe I will give him the old chokeslamaroonie

>>25512855
So the advice was 'just get a job and save all your money so you can move out' then that got debunked so it's changed too 'just get a job and spend your money on an 'active lifestyle'

gg wagie

I worked for 3 years from age 19 to 22 and it's just not worth it mate

Just how much cheaper is housing up north? I have been applying for grad jobs down south because that's where I am, but if I could get a flat to myself and have dosh leftover I'd go north.

>>25512908
If he is bigger than you hit him with a steel chair from behind

Let's face it. Anyone who acts superior for being a NEET is literally a 15 year old edgemeister who thinks it's cool to break le shackles of THE MANs oppression.

>b-but I have so much time, you dont have that normie

What's it like not having goals, aspirations or anything to work toward?

>b-but muh free time to do anything

Yeah, anything being play games, be a leech or watch tv, GREAT options senpai

Just face it, even the lowest form of wagecuckery is superior to that of being the aimless, shameful parasite that is a NEET.

>>25512921
Fuck off normie animal

>>25512921
North is cheap but full of Northerners, same as Wales has reduced costs but the people are Welsh.

>>25512932
I'm a 27 year old small time drug dealer and I make almost a grand every week with minimal effort. Basically it's better than walking to the job centre every fucking day to do a job search. I haven't worked a real job in almost 10 years.

>>25512953
Well I don't go out so I'd only have to deal with them at my workplace. Might not be too bad.

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>>25512932
>is literally a 15 year old edgemeister

How am I literally 15 when I've been alive for 23 years?

>What's it like not having goals, aspirations or anything to work toward?

Pretty great actually.

>Yeah, anything being play games, be a leech or watch tv, GREAT options senpai

They are great options? I don't see your point.

>Just face it, even the lowest form of wagecuckery is superior to that of being the aimless, shameful parasite that is a NEET.

No need to be so bitter Mr wageslave. Tick tock now back to work.

>>25512910

>So the advice was 'just get a job and save all your money so you can move out' then that got debunked so it's changed too 'just get a job and spend your money on an 'active lifestyle'

My advice was to go to school, you don't even need to save up for that, the government will finance people who are capable, i.e smart and not NEET scum (by the way, the common thread among all NEETs is that they are actually retarded)

Nothing was debunked, people are just making excuses for their parasitic lifestyles that will inevitably be their demise, your shitty job you got as an unqualified 19 year old isn't indicative of the rewarding feeling a fruitful career and life can provide.

>>25512944
>reeee fucketh thou normalities of thus whom I disagree

Kill yourself

>>25512932
>You never do anything with your lives
>Spends day avoiding work and doing a low grade Jeremy Kyle impression

Good job

>>25512986
>just go to school

Literally why? How does that resolve the problem of wageslaving not being worth it due to extortionate house prices and low wages?

It makes as much sense as someone complaining they can't afford to buy a sandwich then you responding with 'it's fine mate just go for a jog'. Then you call others retarded...?

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Lads I really need to shit but I know it's going to be a muddy coffee shit so I'm holding it all in.

pizza man just gave me 2 pizzas even though i ordered one

can i eat it? he's not going to come asking for it back is he?

Wagecucks getting btfo pretty hard right now

Any of you want to post your address so I can come round and give your gf some NEET cock while shine Mr Goldstein's shoes?

>>25512890
Go record some more polish girls pissing, pakiboo.

You pakis are disgusting I swear on me mams grave.

>>25513053
>can i eat it? he's not going to come asking for it back is he?

lmao he's probably gunna get sacked

Just eat it and if he asks for it back say he only gave you one

>>25513057
>btfo
Or maybe theyre not immature enough to argue about this shit, fuck off back to /v/ you mong also think you'll find most 'wagecucks' are actually at work you dense prick

>>25513031

>Literally why? How does that resolve the problem of wageslaving not being worth it due to extortionate house prices and low wages?

Hows that cognitive dissonance working out for you? I bet you take it seriously when a person who has studied sociology, photography and some sort of shitty business class with absolutely no fucking job market or graduate employability tells you that school and had work are a joke despite them being as retarded as you.

Being a wageslave because you never put effort into anything and then complaining your job sucks and the pay is bad is YOU using retarded logic.

>>25513107
Actually mate I think you'll find they are getting btfo. Half of them have probably broken down in tears at their work station while reading this thread and have thus been sacked. That's why they've stopped responding.

>>25513078
did stop and say 'i thought i only ordered one?'. i looked at them, second guessed myself and thought maybe i got 2 by mistake. took it anyway as he didn't stop me.

order only has the one but whatever, already took a slice from it now.

>>25513107

>also think you'll find most 'wagecucks' are actually at work you dense prick

Yeah, I'm posting from work right now.

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>>25513129
>gets btfo
>muh big words I learnt in psychology class at school

gg wagie you are so clever

>>25513057
sorry m8 my gf is repulsed by pakis

>>25513161

>cognitive dissonance
>big word

The stupidity of NEETs, everyone.

Can't decide whether or not I should go buy some booze lads. What you lot think? On one hand getting drunk is really fun but on the other hand I'd have to get washed and dressed and walk 15 minutes to the shops and spend money. It's a toughie.

>>25507292
cool Bloc Party reference

>>25513208
you also have to deal with the hangover.

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>tfw britfeel decending into wagecuck thread

Get thee hence.

>>25513208
Why wash if you're only getting booze, go the whole hog and turn up looking like a hobo.

>>25513190
>everyone look I got 30k in debt for a piece of paper that says I'm clever

Real mature wagie

>>25513235
It's fine mate I quite like hangovers desu I don't feel many negative effects I basically just wake up drunk.

>>25513239
Maybe one day, I've not abandoned all shame yet though.

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tip tip top lads

>>25513296
How the fuck do you lose spoons?

Hows the job search going anons?

>>25513327
Excellent mate I've applied for literally 0 (zero) jobs since becoming NEET 4 months ago.

>>25513327

Not too great desu. The fun just isn't there anymore.

>tfw no dole/jobseekers threads on /tv/ anymore where people can discuss the struggles of the jobsearch together

Is January a good time to find a job?

>>25513310
By being a grubby little ginger NEET twat who consumes nothing but yoghurt and cereal in his bedroom

>>25513240

You should go to university because you're studying something that you have a vested interest in doing as a job. The desired result is a company is waiting to hire you the second you finish studying.

Also, my grandmother left me with enough money to pay off 60% of my loans, but I still work because there is no reason to not accrue money constantly.

>>25513437
>Also, my grandmother left me with enough money to pay off 60% of my loans

Annnnd there we are the little braggart bum boy was born rich. Surprise surprise.

>>25513437
>You should go to university because you're studying something that you have a vested interest in doing as a job

Are you lost mate? The whole point of this argument was that having a job is pointless.

>>25513437
>I still work because there is no reason to not accrue money constantly.
False, enjoying accrued money is enjoyable.

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>getting a degree

>tfw mum keeps badgering me about driving lessons

Just going to have to lie and say that I've booked some for a couple of weeks time while she is at work then when she comes home tell her I have already been on my lesson.

Anyone here work in IT? How did you get into it? I want a job where I don't have to always be doing stuff and can just chill out until the system breaks.

Dear Poleaboo,

Many thanks for your application for the position of Sales Assistant - Manchester Piccadilly Station
. After careful consideration we are sorry to advise you that we will not be progressing with your application.

Thank you for your interest in WHSmith and wishing you best of luck with your job search.

Kind regards,
WHSmith Recruitment Team

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>>25513507
Or you could just learn to drive

>>25513474

Nope, had fuck all until my grandmother left me with cash.

>>25513486

Wanting to be fulfilled during the momentary period of time that is your life is pointless? You should get yourself checked out for depression.

>>25513507

Do you enjoy lying to your mother?

>>25513532
Stop asking 4chan for careers advice.... Ask reddit instead.

>>25513544
>Wanting to be fulfilled during the momentary period of time that is your life is pointless?

>slaving away for Mr Silverstein 40 hours a week is fulfiiling

wow that's sad

>>25513539
What is Screenshot_3.jpg anon? Can you post it?

Poleaboos solicitor hasn't been in contact for a few days now

Going to ask him if he's received my letter or not and if not or no reply then I'm going to tell him to fuck off and go up to Aberdeen and collect the shit myself

>>25513539
Nah it's a waste of money. I hate driving I've actually got a bit of a phobia of traveling by car I always think we're going to crash and die. It would be nice to get my license just so she would stfu but I would never actually drive once I got it.

>>25513544
>Do you enjoy lying to your mother?

Gotta do what you gotta do to survive lad

>>25513612
Poleaboo is also under pressure to pass his driving tests

Step 1 is passing the theory again and that means revising for it

>>25513626
I've already passed the theory mate it was piss easy I just don't want to have to actually sit with the instructor and drive the car around. I did like 30 hours of lessons in the passed so shouldn't need much more but I just hate it.

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>>25513605
Screenshot_3 is a picture of SJWs bickering amongst themselves on Reddit.

How long do ear ifnectinos take to heal?

I woke up on the 31st with blood coming out of my ear. Went to docs and she said it was a bad infection. Came out of nowhere.

Fast forward to today and I still can't hear, it's still hurting and I keep waking up with dried blood in my ear.

I'm on antibiotics but they don't seem to be doing fuck all.

>>25513607
>willingly going to aberdeen ever
m8

>>25513699
>I'm on antibiotics but they don't seem to be doing fuck all.

Keep taking them.

If you stop as soon as you feel better, then the infection will come back and it'll be resistant to antibiotics.

>>25513734
I've only got today and tomorrow left and the infection is just as bad as it was on the 31st...

>>25513746
Shut up and take your medicine

>>25513699
A few weeks at least, the inner ear is very delicate and takes considerable time to heal

>>25513417
Nah, places will be sacking xmas temps so there's no point bothering

>>25513772
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS.

My sister just text me saying she has the week off and that she would like to hang out. This is bad because I hate leaving the house and hanging out with people but I can't say no to her because she is very needy and will cry.

I've told her we can meet on Thursday at a pub for some food and a drink if she would like. Awaiting reply.

>>25513823
Give me her number. I'll hang out with her and you can stay home.

>>25513699
You need to keep taking your anti-biotics but also get some IBUPROFEN my nignog. They are anti inflammatory so will completely relieve your pain. Take a handful of 4 every 3 or so hours or at least until you can feel the pain start coming back. Don't worry about taking more than the doseage on the pack my doctor told me himself I can always take more as the doseage on the pack is way way below anything that would be dangerous.

t someone who suffers ear infections every winter

>>25513842
She doesn't like pakis sorry

Actually that's not even true she had a paki bf for like 5 years. Fuck.

>want to order some stuff from DNM
>go to DNM leddit to see how to be safe whilst doing so
>they say Windows OS should not be used under any circumstances

What.

>>25513877
I'm 100% white and rather dashing mine nigga.

You want to stay home, I want to get my leg over. We both win!

>>25513878
You know every Windows after XP is basically a government spy program right?

>>25513626
Pakiboo should fuck off.

>>25513907
Maybe the US government.

>>25513878
just go ahead, nothing is going to happen

>>25513906
>I'm 100% white
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>25513935
Sounds like something a police would say!

No but seriously, anyone from the UK use DNM regularly?

>>25513973
I don't even know what DNM is? Dark Nigger Man?

>>25513535
>applying to retail jobs

those are the most applied to jobs out there. 1/1000000 chance in getting them

>>25513994
Dank New Memes, it's the source where people go drilling.

>>25514024
Is that where they made sad frog?

>>25513973
Yes. Just use a VPN and a MAC address changer and you'll be fine

>>25513973
>calls me police
>asks people to identify if they use DNM
nice bait and switch

>>25513535

Pakiboo

B T F O
T
F
O

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>>25507387
>>25508242
me too >>25514050

we are the worse

>>25513535
AHAHAHAHHAA

Serves you right you pervypaki. Go kill yourself.

>>25514101
>birtfeel

>>25514123
ugh you got me....

and i actually attempted to proof read it.

>>25513535
should probly stop filming people in the loo lad

Why is Chris Jericho's band so cheesy?

Give an example of where you have seen an opportunity to improve something and have acted upon it. What did you do? What happened as a result?

>>25514133
kek at all of those who are now searching for birtfeel and coming up empty.

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>>25514017
>go on normiebook
>all the retail normies reposting "btw I work in retail" "Only those who work in retail would understand" memes
>mfw retail wagecucks think that there job is hard and actually classified as "work" when they just stack shelves and serve people

>>25514166
>I work in retail

I only ever hear Americans use this. It's basically them trying to make their job sound more important.

Your work in a fucking shop basically.

tfw lonely fem boy in britistan
tfw just want a qt bf to get high with

>>25514166
>>mfw retail wagecucks think that there job is hard and actually classified as "work" when they just stack shelves and serve people
It's more than the officecucks do judging by the amount on here

>>25514166
Retail is pretty awful tbf m8

>tfw comfy in bed drinking Old Speckle Hen

Wagies btfo desu

>>25510842
Really like the Asda because they finished building one in my town last year and there aren't any JobCentre Plus's near me, so I'd relate to an Asda one more.

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==========GUYS============

>>25510842
Having seen the straw poll results and read everybodies comments over the past 2 days.
the main points that stuck out to me are.

-the majority defiantly think its time for a new image for the new year.

-whilst the majority of votes were for the asda image, most of the comments left suggested a few other common themes.

mainly off licence, and kebab shop, or other supermarkets. notably farm foods.

Maybe I tipped the outcome by only doing an asda mock-up. which I did to mainly preserve the green theme.

So voting over for now, when I can be arsed, im going to do a couple more mock ups.

Then we can re decide / re poll.

okay?

>>25514373
What about an offy?

Why can't we get a row with an offy, a kebaby and a cash converter for example?

>>25514205
iktf, hopefully I can get one once I find a job but I'm all alone right now

What did you do today lads/

>>25514285
Oh yep, it is. Hell desu.

Just that society considers it higher status than a lot of other minimum wage jobs so people fight hard for it.

>>25514411
Sleep. Was working last night.

One more to do tonight then I'm off for 5 days. Can't fucking wait.

>>25514391
fuck off bellend, your images are shit.

>>25514391
Half of posters aren't satisfied with the asda one

I say back to the drawing board.

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>Tfw been sleeping for the last 6 hours
Ready to take on the world desu.

>>25514409
m-maybe i could be ur bf?????

>>25513535
Best of luck finding a job fellow manchunian, it's really hard right now

>>25514411
Mostly just been reading the internet, shit posting in bed and eating pizza. Having a beer now while listening to a podcast and playing Football Manager.

>>25514402
Yeah the corner shop only occurred to me after I made the post, there's a corner shop area with a Londis, McColl's and a butcher 2 minutes away from where I live as well.

>>25514391
>Asda

Surely it should be be the most sad, pathetic supermarket available like a Nisa or Costcutter

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>>25514205
I am interested.

pic related is me

When have you delivered/received great service? What did you do/receive?

>>25514433
Oh so youre going to do it are you?

>>25514445
Do you mind if I have a bad estrogen habit

>>25514205
What county?
Age?

>>25514466
I second costcutter, brilliant

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Decent attempt imo

>>25514510
>>25514466
>>25514391
Fuck off, anything other than the jobcentre will attract more unifags and /pol/tards

>>25514391
Appreciate it mate. I'm happy if you just make a mock up so then we can just cross the months off then give it an update every 4 months or something to relate to events.

I do second a cheaper kinda shop like a costcutter, nisa or bargain boose.

>>25514205
>Faggot
>Drugs
How surprising.

>>25514557
What deck you playing?

>>25514391
Sounds good OP-sama, I like the idea of the a nice rack of struggling local businesses better than our shiny asda overlords.

Also, fuck that other guy.

>>25514468
The face of a pervert recording women having poos

>>25514571
This. We have enough unifags coming here to tell us how much of an outsider they are because they turned down this weeks spoons' session.

>>25514580
what about spar? that kinda chavy

>>25514495
maybe idk if you are qt why not
>>25514504
west midlands area
20

>>25514587
Tempo Mage, rank 7

>>25514644
That coudl work. It's also green like the Job centre

>>25514647
Why is everyone in the midlands :p I'm 20 and in manchester, actually thinking of moving since I have no reason to stay anymore

>>25514647
>west midlands

That's hobbit country. Wanna live like hobbits? I'm an awesome cook

>>25514610
Frankly even jobcentre is normie because that implies you're actually trying to get employed

>>25514433
Angry anon please fuck off

>>25514391
Nobody cares m8

You're putting too much effort into something that could be accomplished with wojak or pepe superimposed on a union jack.

>>25514699
It's a much better symbol for NEEThood than anything else suggested.

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>>25514571
>/pol/tards

Oi cunt. Who else is going to protect these threads from the pakis?