If someone was to send you a care package and it could only contain about 7 items, what would they be? It has be to only big enough to fit in this box in pic related.
Fuck your 7 item limit. These items will fit if you package them right
2 triple bypass burgers from Heart Attack Grill
Some Dr Scholls foot insoles
A bag containing approximately $998,472,826.97(spread throuoght the box if needed)
various strains of marijuana
12 tiny bottles of Smirnoff Vodka
My oneitis' hair clippings
and a drawing of Kurt Cobain sucking off Eddie Van Halen while Eddie Van Halen licks Jim Morrison
I need it for science.