Third for seconding this fact. Be my new bestie.
She's mondo homely, nothing wrong with that but don't sell it as something else.
I used to be really close friends with a tomboy. No short hair in this pic but she used to have short hair (I just don't want to post pictures of her at 15, that's weird)
We had been close friends since really early childhood. She had a sweet ass and everything and it's not like I wasn't attracted to her, but I never had any interest to go down that route.
I stopped talking to her after highschool and feel bad about it. I stopped talking to everyone after highschool.
>tfw no more tomboy friend to wrestle
will you nerds quit fighting over that blurry-ass creepshot?
it's not actually possible to tell what she looks like in that shit so cut out this emotional investment crap
nothing wrong with that
most girls are
would make her qter but not a huge problem
not an obnoxious tumblr color
fair enough. I was mostly thinking facially
Where do I find a best friend that looks like pic related?
fuck tomboys they are fucking sluts who usually have a harem of beta orbiters. "I get along better with guys then girls" xD of course they want to be around you because they want to fuck you.
A qt like that used to ride the bus the same time as me last year. I always hoped she'd sit next to me and strike up conversation. She did one day but all I did was hold my breath and try not to move.
In that case how do I make cute tomboys like her become my best friend?
>>tfw Tomboys must be fit.
that seems logical to me; how else are they supposed to hold you down after a long bout of play-wrestling, their thigh "accidentally" rubbing between both of yours?
that's going to require some strength. just sayin'
I guess I could just post an email address and say that Kurt seems pretty like a pretty cool person and I want us to be bros. Yeah, I'll try that.
Kurt, you seem pretty like a pretty cool person and I want us to be bros.
You can email me at email@example.com
Thats my way to school
As a still student I love spotting short haired girls and hope to end up next to them
I dont have good pics lurkmode activated bye
What the fuck kind of name is Labe?
It's a strong man, brother. Runs in the family. Not that it's an uncommon name in Canada.
No lie, man. No original comments either.
More like the name of somebody who still doesn't have a tomboy bestie.
I wouldn't mind that desu senpai.
I might even prefer it.
Being a tomboy sounds pretty great.
We're arguing because you're wrong, asshole.
Looking at the girl's hair being way too long for a tomboy to begin with, her dirty punk look and that autistic shade of orange red makes everything about her awful.
Which should I play before going to bed?
You know, instead of having a tomboy gf.
You have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not original.
>I might be a bit slow to reply right now since I'm arguing with my sister.
What a bizarre thing to say.
Lel, I actually like that meme.
WE WAZ KANGZ
Better than the usual "ooga booga", that was getting boring.
2016 is gonna be the year when memes and real life become a singularity
>tfw no qt short haired milf gf who likes feet
WHY AM I STILL ALIVE
>They're really easy to fuck tho
fuck that shit enjoy kissing her after she sucked some off hours ago and going down on her while she still has fresh cum from her other beta orbiter. Women of today are fucking disgusting prostitutes and lack femininity. they are fucking useless as well and don't even know how to cook.
>Rescue Rangers tattoo
Well that's a first.
>b-but s-she's so unique with short hair
>she's not stacey!
>s-she's a typical petite 10/10 feminine girl, she's special!
ALL men want Stacey. I was truly androgynous for a year and what did I get? No one wanted me. Men looked disgusted when they found out my gender, and girls would harass me when I tried to use the restroom. I hate all of you
no fuck off
traps have a dick. the market for real reverse traps that move and sound like boys while having girl parts is zero.
every goddamn pic in these threads are the exact same, 5'5" full lips stacey bitch. you're all delusional for thinking she's somehow not the same type of girl who mocked you in high school
The girl I like is a reverse trap and I think she's 10/10
She's obviously more feminine than a guy, but she's pretty androgynous.
I think she looks a little like Justin Bieber t.b.h
>not posting my picture means i crave attention
good, you're an outlier amongst all these idiots
>I hate all of you
Why? I've spent my entire life looking for a girl like you, I'm sorry I never found you.
If you want to hate me, fine. But don't just do it over the internet. Come here and beat me up,
then hatefuck me.
>I have a tomboy friend and we play vidya, end up wrestling, then fucking, then more vidya and fucking and then I go home
People claim to have a friend like this every single tomboy thread on every single board, and I never ever believe it.
you came in here complaining about how ugly you are and how no guy wants you, how you hate all of us or whatever, yet when people ask you to post a damn pic, you refuse
no anon, i didn't look like an androgynous girl. i looked, talked, and had the body language of a 14 year old boy. that's what infuriates me about these threads. every single post is stacey with short hair. i'm out this is pointless i just wanted to inform you all that you're fucking morons and stacey with any length hair will never give you the time of day
>No one wanted me.
Nice try, but you're all I ever wanted.
Nothing you're saying is making me want to fuck you less, stop feeling sorry for yourself and have rough sex with me instead.
>Are you actually retarded?
No I meant modern day females in general lack femininity and I find it extremely unattractive. they want to act like men.be as sexual as men and speak like men. I like how many of them are strong and independent but can also be feminine at the same time.
>stacey with any length hair will never give you the time of day
Neither will truly androgynous girls, apparently. Which is a shame, because that's exactly the kind of person I'm looking for.
>all that shit I didn't read
I could not care less, if you have a vagina and low enough self esteem to be seen with someone like a robot, you're gold and I'm diamonds
Lel nope. Longest relationship was 3 years. Didn't go down on the bitch once, nor any other.
Only did it to the girl who took my virginity cus I was returning the favor.
Eating a girl out is so fucking beta and disgusting. Licking up all her yeast and dried period blood and Chad's cum. You're a faggot, faggot.
Why would I want some disgusting 4chan whore? I've fucked 5 femanons from cgl, b, r9k, soc, and x, and you're all disgusting and spout memes like retards
Not gonna fall for that meme again.
>i looked, talked, and had the body language of a 14 year old boy.
Would you have moaned like a 14 year old boy when I hold you down and fuck you? You're pretty feisty you know that? Like you're trying to get me angry.
I bet even you would have looked pretty girly with your face down and ass up, begging for me to punish you harder.
Ahahahah, I don't even want to start with this post.
>Lel nope. Longest relationship was 3 years. Didn't go down on the bitch once, nor any other.
Any girl willing to stay with you for 3 years was probably really really desperate, my man.
Then again, if you're worried so much about licking up Chad's cum than maybe there was another reason.
>Eating a girl out is so fucking beta and disgusting. Licking up all her yeast and dried period blood and Chad's cum. You're a faggot, faggot.
the layers of insecurity and self-hatred in this line alone
this would take a top team of scientists years to decipher and categorize
I legitimately feel bad for the person who made this post
the only way they could atone for this level of autism could be to end their lives immediately.
>Licking up all her yeast and dried period blood and Chad's cum. You're a faggot, faggot.
There wouldn't be any of Chad's cum in there for you to worry about if you actually satisfied her in bed.
>ywn experience KLK for the first time again
>Satsuki will never ride you
>caring about a woman's pleasure
The fuck do I care if she cums or not? She keeps coming around for more dick, so obviously she's enjoying it.
I also don't care about pleasing or impressing females, because I'm not a faggot
Girls can get a dog or some day fuck to lap them up.
You're the beta, faggot.
Once again, I don't care for her pleasure
>every single woman I've ever had sex with has been simultaneously fucking a superior male
is this your fetish, or some kind of weird self-hating meme?
it this narcissism?
I'm genuinely confused.
Could you explain to me the appeal of cuckoldry? Like, memes aside I honestly don't understand it.
She's not my girlfriend, so why do I care she fucks on the side?
She was a model, so idk if she was desperate.
She could've had anyone.
She caught me cheating and we split up.
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
>She was a model, so idk if she was desperate.
>She could've had anyone.
>She caught me cheating and we split up.
You have to be over 18 to post on this website.
Alpha doesn't start with an E, anon.
>omega cuck pathetically attempts to derail a tomboy thread with his gay fetish
can we PLEASE quit talking about this faggot about resume posting qts now?
Fuck your faggot thread and fucking girls that look like boys .
When the fuck did I say anything about liking dick?
>admits to loving cock
>admits to being a cuck
>repeatedly claims to have exited the thread
>is still here
>no evidence whatsoever that he's ever even spoken to a female
This is a classic sissy fetish reply chain, by the way.
You're almost certainly jerking off to these replies.
>claims to be fucking girls on the regular
>admits to desperately searching for porn
>while religiously replying to /r9k/ in a desperate attempt to salvage his anonymous ego
you couldn't make this shit up if you tried
>You're almost certainly jerking off to these replies.
>religiously replying to /r9k/ in a desperate attempt to salvage his anonymous ego
something is happening here
what it is I do not know
>mfw tomboys don't want a black guy
>tfw no sassy tomboy to ruthlessly combat for physical dominance
>tfw regardless of who wins it ends in rough, sweaty, vulnerability-revealing sex
>tfw waking up in the morning with a strong female curled around you, mumbling "I love you, Anon."
>ywn be as alpha as Labe
I sort of knew a tomboy once, it was back in primary.
Looking back it was weird, she was a mix of both really. She liked boys toys, and talked to guys a lot, but still had long hair and dressed like a girl. We were good friends, and I used to talk to her a lot.
I still remember the last few weeks of school. A bunch of us were talking about girls and boys we liked, when it came to my turn I just said "I don't really like anyone" and she responded saying "It's okay Anon, you can say you like me."
Last time I saw her or at least I believe I saw her, was around 5 years ago. She looked full tomoko. I didn't go up and talk to her as I didn't know if it was her, but it was still a close resemblance if it was.
Shame these days being a tomboys seem to be dying out. They were usually the ones that were interesting to talk to.