Who here /BadBoy/? >tfw riding my motorcycle with a suspended

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>>25504071
>tfw IVing meth
>tfw violated parole but idgaf
>tfw just hit a lick
>tfw make plenty of money just selling meth
>tfw never sleep

>>25504071
How does it feel to be 14?

>>25504236
Feels a lot better then being some 40 year old senile cunt.

Pretty sure you consider yourself an anarchist but you still live off of daddy's cash dontcha

>>25505643
>but you still live off of daddy's cash dontcha

Not all of us are low-test like yourself.

>>25505702
Wtf does that have to do with anything

>>25506389
Get out of the thread, this thread is only for high-tests.

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>order a meal at the mcdonalds drive thru
>roll up to the window
>"ok sir that'll be $20"
>tell them "no thanks"
>drive away

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>Go to Subway
>Order my self a foot-long, whole-grain, oven roasted chicken.
>Subway artist busy at work making my sandwich
>Decide to give her some extra help
>Start clapping my hands and saying stuff like
>"Great work wageslave, i bet shekelstein loves you!
>Her: w-wat did you say???
>Me: Get back to work wage-slave and don't ask questions
>tfw she looked angry and didn't tell me to enjoy my sandwich after i paid.

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>Mom says I love you
> don't say it back
>next time get sauce bitch

I was almost accessory to a B&E today. Friend said he had to go get some speaker from a friend. As I'm picking him up he tells me actually the guy is doing 25 years in prison and he has to pick the lock to get it.

Long story short the landlord added a new lock so he can't get it now. I'm not a badboy ;_;

>>25507933
>>25507933
>I'm not a badboy ;_;

Then why post it here? you dumb faggot. Fuck off back to reddit for some validation.

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>>25504071
>playing l4d2
>be lobby leader
>get killed relatively early in the finale
>nobody helps me
>wait until right before the other three are about to win
>leave game
>everybody gets disconnected

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>>25504071
Wew lad. That's hardcore.

>>25508134
>playing RS
>someone says im shit
>next game join flamthrower class
>as the match starts twirl in a circle triggers down
>my entire team wiped
>stay around to hear the bitching
>leave

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Fellow badboy reporting in
>molestation case against me just got dropped

>purposely clog up toilet at work with 100s of paper seat covers
>drop devilish watery load and flush

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>>25506918
You showed them

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I sort of feel bad, but i still love pissing all over the floor, toilet paper, toilet-seat etc.. when i go to the restaurant / shops/ cinema (especially the unisex toilets).

I used to shit on the toilet seat, but i stopped that a while ago.

I used to break into houses in the middle of the night with people asleep inside and steal prescription meds. Somebody heard me one night and chased me out of the house. It was really big news for weeks afterwards, but it was pitch black out so the guy couldn't give a description. I got caught in a similar burglary years later, didn't notice the camera in the driveway.

>>25508572
You didn't wear a balaclava?

>>25504210
Smash dat muu fuggin lyke button

>>25506984
>paid

REEE NORMIE WHERE DOES YOUR MONEY COME FRLLM

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Who /KeysNiceCars/ here?

You wageslaves worked out for that GTR didn't you?

>>25509104
Fuck yes. Been doing it for years.

>>25509104
>>25509979
How do you fix a keyed car? Do you have to repaint the entire thing?

>>25510272
Depends how deep it is, but yes they will need to repaint entire car,

>>25510319
Wow thats expensive as fuck. Get rekt normies.

Kind of autistic, but whatever.

>McDonalds in this area is usually packed late in the afternoon
>scrounge up change
>order single mcdouble
>politely take larger order placed on counter and walk out

>2 Large Fries
>20 Piece
>Double Quarter Pounder
>Single Spicy

Fellow badboy here.

>underaged 13 year old girl (I was 18 at the time) decides to trust me for some reason
>calls me at 10pm and says she's hiding in a public bathroom at a park because her parents were getting abusive
>asks me to help her
>I drive to where she is with a jacket and chocolates
>in the bathroom, I start feeling her up
>tell her we're going for a walk
>go into the woods for a while, she is scared
>tell her to take off all her clothes right now
>grab her and push her down onto a log
>her but is pushed up against the log
>jam my dick into her
>she screams so loud it hurts and I pull out
>go back again, and fuck her
>cum and she's crying
>Drive her to some place pretending to be sympathetic, then tell her to get out of my car in some random parking lot 30 minutes from where we were, nowhere near her house
>she gets out
>I go home

Feels good.

>>25510521
>Drive her to some place pretending to be sympathetic, then tell her to get out of my car in some random parking lot 30 minutes from where we were, nowhere near her house
>she gets out

Not going to lie, I laughed. I really wouldn't mind hearing some stories about people dropping people off in the middle of nowhere.

It's easy to be bad in this day and age. The real challenge - and the more spiritually rewarding option - is to be kind and generous.

>>25510550
hey guys, spot the cuck poster.

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>you will never be this much of a badass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwicTKbWam4

>>25510539
>I really wouldn't mind hearing some stories about people dropping people off in the middle of nowhere.

Me too.

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>"Don't step on the grass"
>I step on it

>fapping in my room
>*knock knock*
>"anon have you got any dirty laundry in there?"
>"no mommy"
>I actually do have some dirty laundry
>she has to do a separate wash just for me

>>25511122
nice trip dub cool vids