>hey big bro my boyfriend is coming over today, so can you um... not come out of your room, no matter what you hear?
>me doing history project
>sister and boy friend don't know I'm home sneaky.jpg
>kill me now this work was pissing me off but I heard a noise coming from down the hall
>Kanye west Solo was playing loud as hell
>But before I could under stand what was going on all I could hear was loud screaming an moans wakemeup.jpeg
>frustrated at this point after ten minutes have passed I hear silence and more Kanye west
>Thought that shit would never end
>both walk out of the room half naked and red in the face and try to nonchalantly walk past me after we made eye contact
> too fucking late, I wanted to puke after have the image of that shit go on in a nose wiff's distance
>how they never saw me when first walking in the door I'll never know
>but I later jacked of to that step sister porn my buddy was talking about that's my fetish dude.
>try to nonchalantly walk past me after we made eye contact
>tfw my older brother would bring fat bitches over, fuck them in the living room so I couldn't go downstairs out outside at night, bring them to sleep upstairs in his room near mine and then fuck them in the morning and I'd wake up to the sound of him cumming.
A pretty bad way to start the day desu.
sure stacey, just make sure that u let shaniqua in. shes gona come visit me for snugs
>wearing a chocker with a cross on it
HUGE red flag when bitches wear chockers, trust me
As soon as they would blast crappy music or make any sorts of loud mouth sounds i would kick the door in and throw the scrawny boy out of the house.
Nah seriously living with familia again would not end well.
Am I the only one that cringes when I see these threads?
It just makes me cringe hardcore because no human being would ever say this. Or at least not say it in such a cringeworthy way.
>she's wearing a "A Day to Remember" band tee
>not come out of your room, no matter what you hear?
>AAAAAAAAA ANON THERE'S A GUY HERE HE'S GOT A GUN, STOP, GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, LET GO OF ME, ANON, HELP ME *POP* OH MY GOD CHAD, CHAD, ARE YOU OKAY CHAD, OH MY GOD HE KILLED CHAD, ANON HELP HELP MEMMMRPHPHPHHH
>Listen, I'm going to have to stop you right there. You see, I'm under direct orders from my sister, who is a total bitch by the way, that I am not to leave this room until such time as her boyfriend has left the building. I was even bribed. Imagine that.
>tfw an age difference of 23 years
If I ever find myself in this situation it will mean I'll have reached the highest level of NEETdom possible; having to move back in with my parents at the ripe age of 40.
I'll definitely kill myself on cam, pinky promise.
>Not sitting next to the wall and fapping to the sound of your sister enjoying a dick
shes fat and has an ass like a mule
the only thing about my sister is her big tits, and even then, the sight of her repulses me
thanks nature, i dont need that boner