Hey lurkers

>>25500395
>What's the worst thing that could happen?
I get called a fag.

I don't dwell on degeneracy, I only observe from above.

You're all very funny people, I don't make fun of (you), but your way of writing make me laugh, and I love the women hate thread.

damn got more of those pictures

>>25500395
>What's the worst thing that could happen?

They say gay shit and use emoticons. Learn how boards operate then contribute. If you earn a (You), you're doing something right at least.

>>25500468
thicksnoww on instagram. She's pregnant now at 18/19. Waste of fucking life.

that ass is pretty crazy fucking hell

>>25500430
fag

don't worry im kidding

>>25500430
fag

desu senpai

>>25500430
Fucking fag gtfo

This is pretty much just my lurk board. I primarily post on /mu/ but sometimes I just like coming over here to read your stories and either giggle or relate.

>>25500430
Fag I'm joking tbqh senpai

>>25500432
Same applies for me, there's always something funny coming out of here sooner or later, the problem is that most of the people here are failed degenerates, so this board appeals to human beasts that seek the lowest of desires,
and this is mostly the reason i don't post often, except when some anon needs correction or genuinely seeks guidance.

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>>25500395
>What's the worst thing that could happen?

I accidentally knock up a fembot again

I used to post, back before moot took the board away for awhile. I mostly stopped posting because I became a semi-normie, and don't often have much to add. I don't know why, but I come back every day.

I don't lurk. This board is the easier to get my precious (You)s on.

the worst thing that could happen is having to conduct a conversation with one of you. you are tedious, difficult, pointless, obnoxious, arrogant, ignorant, smug, self-pitying, naively cynical, adolescent and, for all of this, edgy.

It's just pointless to post most of the time. I browse out of habit but most of the threads are trash and most people don't wanna talk, just shitpost.

>>25500623
Why do you browse here then? Are you some sort of masochist?

>>25500623
Here's a (You) you was asking for.

>>25500395
Its fun to look at people's different opinions on things I guess...
Also, you guys would consider me a normie, I choose not to post because there are plenty of places for people like me to talk to like minded people on the internet, but not too many places for people like you, so I hold it in out of respect for you guys.

Also, this was my first post on 4chan! ^u^

>>25500537
>>25500551
>>25500561
>>25500577
Well, I cant say I didn't see that coming.

>>25500879
I like you

You must be a nice qt3.14

>>25500879
Wow. You actually don't seem like a shitposter for a first time poster. Keep it up, anon. God's work

>>25500879
Underage, if a girl, leave this place before it's too late, stop using internet for communication with strangers, don't use dating apps and social networks.

Doing this will make you safer from degeneration, if your mind is not strong enough to resist it (something i've yet to see from a female); you will have higher chanses at becoming marriage tier.

>>25500879
>>25501050
Also protip: you're here forever, and you will probably find out this place is shit and leave for another chan.

Also don't use smileys

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>>25500395
This ass is better desu.

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i'd get bullied

because I'm new

I don't know where I am

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>>25500395
I really dont have much to say, and i feel like my stories wont get that much attention so thier not worth posting.

>>25500879
Yeah don't post here because of degeneracy, but try out the other non-degenerate boards. They will be less keen on the non-ironic emoticons, but you'll build some sort of confidence and it's pretty fun desu

>>25500395
Not really afraid, there is just no reason to post, as you already mentioned threads made shitposters and Normals aren't interesting to me.
>only 2 or 5 threads aren't being hidden by me.

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>>25501082
Shit, wrong pic.

>>25501082
Why does everyone keep posting this chick in ass threads? She has a man ass, man. Also she's a butterface.

>>25501152
You wouldn't be wasting much time by posting. It really wouldn't hurt to try greentexting or making a regular post. If you have a story, then you have a story. Keep trying

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>>25501237
>butterface

Nigga, she's a fucking qt.

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>>25501391

She looks like a tranny

>>25501237
>>25501417
youre a retarded virgin

I make a decent post, no one responds. I make a shit post, I get many (you)s.
Back to lurking :^)

desu I think I'm more sensitive to other people's opinions so I just lurk. I also can't really think of anything to discuss off the bat.

>>25501391
Kek, as far as ig hoes are concerned she's easily BTFO.

>>25501208
See what I mean? MAN ASS

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>>25501508

no, YOU are a retarded virgin.

>>25501511
>I also can't really think of anything to discuss off the bat.
It's not like you have to type the anything clever. Most discussion shouldn't be related to sensitivity unless you start a dumb internet fight

I only lurk here when I'm bored.

This place is normalfag central. It really is. The unironic "fembots feels thread"s, the bragposters, the failed normies, it's basically just /soc/ but with poser faggots who think they're "nurdy introverted and weird xD" because they didn't get to fuck Stacy this month.

I'm even willing to bet that there are barely any non-normies here anymore. It's a complete shithole.

Because I'm a retarded normie with little meme knowledge and no OC, I'm only here to read about other people

The lurklife is a good one. Been here since around 06/07 and I'm sure my postcount is still less than 20. Language barrier makes me too lazy to post anyways.

>>25501719
Not trying to be a dick, but have you tried wizard chan? They are legit when it comes to not being any form of normie for the most part

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>>25501789
That's literally impossible.

/r9k/ was created in 2009.

>>25501824
I am from Wizardchan.

>>25501835
I meant 4chan in general.
2 posts in one day I am fucking stunned

Rule one of observation: don't interact with what you're observing. If someone was looking at a playground for sp. ed kids (read: 4chan) to see how their society worked, he wouldn't try to integrate himself with them.

because of language barrier

too lazy for write a decent post in english, i can read englishbut it's four times more hard writing it

>>25501789
>language barrier
Have you tried /int/ at all? They've got generals for almost every language

>>25500879

heheheehhe

>>25500395
I don't have anything interesting to say, I'm planning my suicide soon, and the reasons is the standard /r9k/ mix of very bad looks and anxiety attacks, I don't even have stories about how women rejected me because I never tried to approach one, I don't talk to anyone in real life, I exist only on the internet

This is my first post in years

>>25501937
I have no intention of posting anywhere. I side with most people here that I'd rather observe.
There's not going to be a 4th

I have never posted on this website. However, after several years of lurking, I have surmised that nearly everyone that posts here is a troll. Despite the obvious shitposting, many of the responders are genuine faggots and autistics. I do see the need for a board like this. It provides a medium for society's outcasts and degenerates to congregate in a poor attempt of understanding their shortcomings. I often find solace in browsing this board and will continue to do so.

and I quote from Wizardchan: Wizardchan is a Japanese-inspired image-based forum (imageboard) for male virgins to share their thoughts and discuss their interests and lifestyle as a virgin. The name of our website is inspired by the wizard meme, which refers to someone who has maintained his virginity past the age of 30. In contrast to other imageboards, Wizardchan is dedicated exclusively to people who have no sexual experience and may be NEET or hikikomori. Please read the rules before posting.

>everyone thought I meant lurking this board only
I was talking about the entire website, but I honestly have no problem with you guys talking shit about this board.

>>25501960
>[...] I never tried to approach one, I don't talk to anyone in real life, I exist only on the internet
>[...] I'm planning my suicide soon, [...]

LOL

Whenever I start to type up a post I remember it's pointless and go back to lurking.

>>25501960
yup same here, except I'm handsome, atleast that's what my mom says. why does the world hate us so?

>>25502179
what's the problem? I bought helium tank online

I dont have anything interesting to say. My words are a waste of digital storage.

>>25501112
Underrated post, because I think the same way

>>25502240

You're too big of a pussy to leave your house, how are you going to have the balls to leave this world?

>>25502240
it cause you never really tried life yet and you're giving up already. ya little faggot

i shitpost where I please

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I have nothing important to add to the conversation. I know my thoughts are not unique so my viewpoint is either already posted or will be posted. Kinda like real life.

>>25502274
But I like when you post anon

I like you

>>25502494
Tnx anon 2 ppl in the world like me now. How's your evening?

>>25502490
How about you stop browsing this shitty website never come back? If you want to read something, just buy some books, this place is making you addicted, everytime you hit F5, you're rewarding your brain with a hit of dopamin.
Just quit this stupid place and try to do something productive with your life, Anon.

>>25500395
Bad english....Anyway today i wrote my first post

>>25502578
/VG/ gives me comedy specialized towards the games I play. Sifting through the useless threads on /r9k/ can reveal some really smart people, and new viewpoints on humanity and life. The world is boring and the internet is its only saving grace. This screen in front of me has fed my curiosity and expanded my knowledge far better than if I'd just learned from whatever life gave me as a lower middle class citizen in suburban America. I have no reason to leave this website or the internet in general.

>>25502219
i feel the same way mostly because i browse /x/, /r9k/, /scv/ and /brit/. if i respond it's going to be directed at a person who is either insane, delusional or baiting.

if i do post, it's usually a one sentence or less shitpost.

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I feel like I don't have anything to contribute to the discussion. That, and I'm basically a chad and it's hard for me to relate to the robots. The reason I like to go on this board because I enjoy looking at other people's ways of life, whether is be bad or good.

Basically because I don't want to get called a fag.

>>25503294
>chad
>afraid of being called a fag

nice try, robot

>>25501824
lmao "wizard chan" Any place with a name like that definitely doesn't have normies

>>25503294
nice try, robot

For some reason I only post when I'm drunk (not counting this post). I couldn't tell you why

>>25500879
Like your comments are going to somehow disrupt / revolutionise this site. Fuck you, you're not special.

>>25500495

Where is the boyfriend's face, I want to see his cheeky bastard's fsce, he buried his dick DEEP DOWN of her SUGAR WALLS and hoepefully creampied her

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uuhhh I'm from another forum. a cooler one

idk i usually don't post because if i don't just get ignored everything is shit posting half the time and i prefer having good conversations with people instead of eyy lmfaos.

I am enjoying some of the debacles in the other threads

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>>25503405
>>25504054
Fuck maybe you guys are right, maybe browsing /r9k/ is turning me into a robot.

How do I get out? Is it too late to escape?

I already sweat like a pig while in social situations and the only reason people talk to me is because I can laugh at myself and am tall and attractive, but can I be a robot with the body of a chad?

your a robot with the wiener of a 1/4 inch screw

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>>25500395
I typically enter threads really late and to make matters worse I open a shit ton of threads i'm interested in in new tabs. Usually by the time I get to the bottom of threads they've been totally derailed. This almost always happens in depression threads, which sucks because I enjoy swapping stories with other robots that have been in mental institutions and have different mental habits to distract themselves and get by day to day.

>>25500879
>Also, this was my first post on 4chan! ^u^
MAKE IT YOUR LAST POST YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>25500395
Because I'm only behind 6 proxies right now

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>>25500395
>fembots don't exist!!11!!
fuck this place

i don't get any replies and it makes me feel even more unwanted
case in point

I lurk everday and post once a week. I don't like to post because people are usually idiots or assholes here

>>25505239
think about where you are
that's like going to a metal concert and whining about being bumped around a little

>>25504943
Here's a good example of 4chan.

"You can check out and time you like, but you can never leave."
eagles- Hotel California

>>25505194
I'd give you all the (You)s

I used to be autistic but now I'm a bartender with a petite girlfriend and a good job lined up when I graduate in May. I browse here because it's funny and I feel like I can relate to some of you.

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>>25505281
I just wanted to look at better memes than there were on reddit. I'm so autistic I thought /r9k/ was the meme board when I first heard about it.

I want off this ride, I don't want to be a NEET, but now this board has made me not want to be a wagecuck. Maybe I should just kill myself like the faggot I am.

>>25500395
>implying I want to interact with you degenerates

>>25505152
Then don't make it a part of your identity, feel free to post, but don't go out of your way to show everyone you are female.

Wtf Is this boipussy meme?

>>25505274
I know i'm like a little girl at the beach who giggles at the waves and then runs away screaming when she puts her foot in the water.

>>25505441
Being a faggot and fucking men's assholes.
Usually waxed and bleached to make them more effeminate.

The joke is that it's not gay, it's a pussy. Just a boipussy. At least that's how I interpret it.

black so i like this disgusting shit

anyone have any big booty cuties that do porn? i forgot it was new years because i locked myself in my basement for a week because of schizophrenia

>>25505416
I don't. I pretend to be male if I ever do post.
Like I go through my greentext and change all the pronouns so I don't get ree'd on.

mods can see

>>25500395
I'm a lurker addict that posts maybe 5 shitty comments a day. I keep waiting to roll dubs on a gtfo /b/ thread to save me.

I have a GF, though probably for not much longer.

If I tried to talk about any GF feels (her wanting to see other people, etc) I'd be shouted out as a normie.

Even though I feel more alone and emotionally stunted than ever before, and I'm about to be stuck here while my GF breaks up with me to go to college and 'experiment' with other guys, you guys wouldn't talk to me. It's a very exclusive 'non-normie club' you guys have here. so I'll continue lurking

Inb4 underage b&, I'm 27 and she's 20

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>>25500395
I read posts and think to myself, "This doesn't need my reply" so I stop typing and close the thread. I think the only times I post are when I have specific information on a topic that is unlikely to be provided by another anon; see: certain series, situations, or instructions. So I only post to help other anons rather than to incite responses or whatever else.
But I always like to attach a nice image with my post.

>>25505500
Yeah that's what I thought also. I just don't get their rationalization saying it's normal or whatever

>>25505542
I'm not female, but if I was in your boat I would try to have fun with it. Like pretend you are a secret agent infiltrating some secret society.

At least that's how I feel If I were to make a tumblr. Pretend to be female and make girly posts for a long time, get lot's of followers and make friends. They get to know me really well and we have inside jokes and exchange those shitty tumblr gifs. Then down the line reveal I've been a guy all along and see how they react.

Although you can't really do that here because the only way to correlate posts is to be a tripfag. I don't mind fembots, but tripfags are the worst.

>>25505576
That's kinda cute desu. I did the same when I first came to 4chan. I hope you work up the courage some day anon.

everyone is mean

>>25505840
gay bitch

>>25505840
There are nice people too

>>25500395
I lurk everywhere. I'm like a leech: consuming and never contributing.

But in all honesty, I just like watching people, reading about their interactions and trying to understand why things play out the way they do. I want to be invisible and able to teleport so that I can personally watch everyone, but never interfer.

Maybe I'm edgy and mental.

>>25505840
I love you, Anon-kun.

>>25505929
Sadly, you're not one of them.

>>25506310
What makes you say that Doj? Attentionwhores/camwhores want attention. I am doing them a service

>>25506459
Your name invokes hostile competition between other posters in an attempt to gain your fanservice. This is pure evil.

The only reason I don't post is because it's too much work to even try to explain my point when I know I'm right anyway.

>>25506491
>hostile competition between other posters in an attempt to gain your fanservice

You're delusional. Why would Anon's care what I think? I doubt anyone would do that.

>>25506547
Obviously, everyone wants to have your greatness all to themselves in the form of praising.

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>>25506564
Ohmightyundertalesociallyawkwardcelibatenoirlfriendsdutchguy let me be yourbiggestfan.

>>25506654
Why have you memorized all that?
I already have a biggest fan, though.

>>25506682
I have a sickness and it is caring about people on /r9k. I memorize a lot of random things about people on here.

>>25506734
Are you implying that you are, in fact, a nice person, as opposed to my statement?

Because that's pretty sweet of you.

I'm gonna be honest, I mis-clicked here. What do I do here? How do I contribute?

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>>25506806
No, I can be mean in certain circumstances. I absolutely hate femanon camwhores (derail threads), Doj attacking manchildren (derail threads when they can just be ignored), pedos, men watching moeshit/lolicon, transgenders (goto lgbt trannygenerals), people breaking trust, affairs/cheating, and hypocrites.

>>25506938
>femanon camwhores
I hate camwhores in general.
>thread derailing
This doesn't even happen often when I'm posting. At least you can solace in knowing that the current board culture centers around being a manchild, and therefore the derailments aren't that bad.
>pedos
>transgenders
Both have mental issues. I dislike them depending on whether they suppress their mental issues or indulge in them as if they're normal.
>moeshit/lolicon
Just another breed of manchild.
>people breaking trust, affairs/cheating, and hypocrites.
These are commendable values to live by, and honestly should be every person's mindset. Sadly, that's not always the case.

At least you have your values written down solidly. Most people are so egoistical that they just adopt a completely neutral, plantlike state of mind.

>>25507066
>thread derailing
>This doesn't even happen often when I'm posting

Happens all the time over the months of you calling out manchildren. You get into pointless arguments that leads to no one changing their mind. At least, me reposting femanon camwhores discourages future camwhoring and thread derailment by thirsty boys. You also made that mystery appreciation thread when you know she was in a terrible state of mind and would not have appreciated that image being posted. You're a terrible person.

>>25507271
I don't actually recall any thread being seriously derailed because of me in the last few weeks.
I actually didn't know Mystery wouldn't have liked it. Yes, I am terrible.

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i really wanna make friends, but everyone who adds me on steam hates me and i feel bad. i often post to help someone find sauce. its something im very good at, since im a huge stalker.

I don't like most of you

I don't hate women/Jews/black people enough to post here.

I am not white, which rustles some robots. Although, as a kid (around 2004 was my first visit?) I remember this site being more about anime, games, and being an outsider. Not complaining about cucks/niggers/womyns/degenerancy all fucking day and night. Maybe I was just young and didn't see what I didn't understand.

Honestly, I stopped being a robot years ago. I am just another normie with a normie life now. I come here for schadenfreude and laughs. I don't belong here anymore.

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Never really got out of the "lurk more, newfag" phase.

Because this place used to be a cool place for awkward people to talk and now it's full of unfunny queers.

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>>25500395
Remember when the point of the robot was to foster actual originality? Remember when arcanine was for gentlemen, and people used flowery language instead of just adding 'bloxbloxbloxx' or 'desu desu senpai' or 'this comment is so original' to everything?

Now, lurking is the true gentleman's sport, because the board has evolved into a bizarre, car-accident-esque entity that we can't bring ourselves to look away from, yet dare not go near. Why post when you can passively gaze through the two-way mirror at the absurd lives of this board's current inhabitants instead?

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

>>25507653
I feel like this whole post is just an excuse to cover up your addiction. Why would you lurk a place you agree to be godawful?

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>>25507691
It's like watching a never-ending documentary on this fringe lifestyle that may or may not actually exist. And it's free. It's interesting in its own way. I wouldn't necessarily call it "godawful", either. I know my comparison connoted as such, but that doesn't capture the entire spirit of it.

I just feel that what this board has become isn't really something I can participate in as much as it is something I can enjoy. I came for what it was then and stayed for whatever it is now. Presently, I'll go back to lurking for another few years...

>>25507845
I fully understand where you're coming from, then. It's more or less my reason for posting, except I like to be a part of said never-ending documentary to experience it firsthand. The only difference between myself and the barely legal Redditor crosssite posters, is that I actually have a solid state of mind which can't really be influenced and poisoned by this board, which seems to happen pretty often to people indulging in similar behavior.

Think of it as a movie versus a videogame.

>>25507951
This is apt. I dig it.

>>25505814
Oh no someone saw it and replied.
Okay, well I won't delete this post then.

It's a completely useless post taking up space and not contributing anything and perhaps someone will make fun of it but for you I won't delete it.

>>25500395
>Why don't you post?
This is my first post in 3-4 years. I can't really give a reason to why i don't post anymore but i've noticed that the longer anons are on here the less and less they post.

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>>25500395
I can't write or speak in english very well
And i can't find myself any kind of community even on the intenet.
And on this shipboard there is rarely any interesting thread anyway

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>>25509726
What's your first language?

>Why don't you post?
Paranoia.
I know a few people who frequent and there are somehow always posts that are astoundingly relevant to myself.

>>25500395
I don't have a reason to. It's full of shitposters and my posts will go unnoticed
With that being said I've been on this board for 4 years

>>25500395
/r9k/ is my default place the internet to hang out, but I'm usually too impatient to post and then wait for a reply etc. etc. Also I'm only ever on here for like 30 mins at a time, so I don't see the point in contributing.

Also anyone who has spent enough time on here knows that the discussions are just re-cyclings of the same topics that have been making the rounds here for the past 5 years.

>>25500395
I've lurked for years on and off, recently started to post a bit on a few boards, hopefully my input is making threads better, im sure if there were more posters like me who engage with the topics or be originally humorous rather that the fucking fags that just shitpost with spiderman and banana bollocks then it would be a better place.

Then again i guess that we all accept what this place is and take the good with the bad.

One thing I would like to say though is that even through anonymity and the insults and hatred, this place has a really good sense of community. Some of you guys are alright.

>>25500395
Social interaction is usually shit. This doesn't change on the internet.

>>25500395
I would BERRY MY DICK

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>>25500395
I don't have anything interesting to say. Just babbys-first-existential-crisis tier stuff.
>tfw free will doesn't exist
>tfw you can't change your retarded and wasted past
>tfw you cannot be happy
>tfw you are completely incompetent

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>>25510067
why do you want to know?
I like bane for originality

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>>25500879
'ey buddy, this'll be yer last post as well. Beat it.

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>Those posts that never got replies
>A lurker probably got a chuckle out of them

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>>25510900
I have read through many threads without saying a single word. Even if you don't get replies, chances are a lurker read what you posted and had his own ideas about it.

I used to try to post only seldomly when I would think that what I said would be funny enough to get replies or someone would (dis)agree and initiate a sub-discussion within a thread. It never really happened and I got jaded.

Then recently I realized how many posts would make me laugh or give me insight yet had no replies themselves.

Now I just post if ever it strikes my mood and don't bother to follow up. Not because I've matured beyond needing affirmation or validation but just because this place needs hopefully good but usually shit content. That's what we're doing. That's why we're here. I don't need to bring my ego and it feels better that way.

>>25500395
I want to beat this being into the dirt

I have zero personality and zero things to say

>>25510930
Now I'm wondering why people didn't make it look like the inside of the rope is actually a vagina opening, and it means upon death you'll be birthed again, perpetuating the cycle of life and sorrow.

I don't have much to say. And when I do it's usually not worth getting involved in the conversation over.

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I just want to beat the shit out of OP desu but hes probably stronger than me

>>25505381

dont lower yourself like that

>>25510398
i noticed your post
also, just because people didn't reply doesn't mean they didn't see. some posts don't need replies

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the mod sticky intimidates me.
im afraid of /r9k/
:(
but fuck it im posting

>>25501080
>Also don't use smileys

He can do what he wants, faggot.

>>25500395
Idk, I post if it's good stuff

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>>25500395
Occasional poster, mostly lurker here.

>So much information, constantly updated, just refresh and more of that lurking fix, there is no real urge or time to post.
>Slow typer and diligently check for typos as simple words spelt incorrectly or mistakenly typed as other words causes massive cringe/anxiety.
>Cannot be arsed getting into serious lengthy discussions, especially if controversial. If I am going to do it I'm going to do it properly and can't be arsed refuting a horde of people who don't know their shit who will try to win a war of attrition through overposting/spam/ad hominem/straw-manning.
>So in other words, I am not one of those hit and run shit-posters, who gets his jollies off baiting people.
>While memes can be amusing, entertaining and interesting from a cultural viewpoint posting them just feels too forced (think this might be a bit of aspergers, I can be rigid in my self-expression).

I will sometimes add a lil bit to discussion, such as here but seriously more than ten posts a night is just exhausting. The only exception to this rule is music recs/dumps threads where you can just post links and/or give people the thumbs up for their taste.

>>25507377
Anyone who fucks over that idiot, Mystery, is a hero in my book. I'll hate you 1% less now, Doj.

>all these people that aren't good at english
Why not go to /int/?

>>25500395
Would wreck that fat ass, umf!

>>25501960
Please dont do it pham,seriously

Nothing to say :-\

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>>25500395
Cause it's pointless. Robots are gonna robot. Too many trolls or idiots to have a decent discussion. Every time I post there's either someone bullshitting me or there's no comment/answer. I used to hang out some at /soc/ years ago, before it was 95% dick threads. Those were the days.

>>25500395
cause it so fucking hard to post it's just annoying fuck the robot smd

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Hello I am typing in the comment box is this thing on

/r9k/ has always been one of those boards where you have to hit catalog and really sift through to find good stuff. Whatever else is going on with the "culture" of the board, its random nature means there is a glimmer of quality or just plain OC here and there.

The problem is there's such a huuuuuge gap between thinking something and actually typing it out, let alone sourcing, editing or captioning images into OC. The other problem, or maybe the answer, is there's no point to posting. Nobody posts for personal glory (with the obvious exception of tripfags who I swear all have NPD) but for the common good of the 'chan. It's actually a testament to the charity of human beings that we have posts of any quality on any board, cause it's all just people giving up their time for a big blowhole of shit talkery.

For me posting feels like shouting into the amps at a rock concert. Easier to just sit back and listen.

Also >engaging anonymous people on the internet in argument
I learned not to do that a long time before 4chan sons

Because I have nothing of value to add. You fags would call me a failed normie and normies think I'm one of you so I lurk.

cba
original commant

>>25500395
i got nothing to say so i just lurk

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>>25500831

Because I have 9 hours a day to kill at work and there is a constant stream of content.

>>25501824

wizardchan is dead as fuck tho

>>25504943

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvDuisRvbGo

Listen to the egg.

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I don't like the word nigger

I don't post because I'm a normy; I'm here to laugh at all of you.

>>25501417

I think they prefer to be called traps

>>25500395

nobody never reply

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>>25500623
>>>/out/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>inb4 original comment

I never have the patience to stick around and wait for replies to my posts... So I just lurk.

Coming here is like watching wrestling. Kayfabe. I seen someone write this the other day.

>>25500395
I'm a normie. I can only lurk and observe.

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Post more big-ass girls and we'll talk.

I hope my first post gets dubs.

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cause im just chillin also i get that captcha wrong 40% of the time

Because how long should newfags lurk for?