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Seriously? No one's tried this?

>>34757295

They do

Stuff your pants mate

>fat
>choker
>neck bell
>community college
>The Chainsmokers
yikes

Kek, HCC and a fat Viet, definitely a coalburner

>>34757238
all tinder girls are there for deep hard dickings, my famalari dynasty

>you will never go around in your chadmobile getting blowies from random sluts
darn

>>34757220
I know, fambuka. I will never get a comfy uber job ;_;

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>>34757220
>went from being too shy to talk to literally sucking his cock, all within 1 uber ride

Two things, not bad. There's still a way to find someone to talk to (through Family Guy of course) so you can still have hope I guess.
Do you like animals? Cats or, for example, guinea pigs?..

Get more hobbies
Watch American Dad

>Family guy is a reason to live

How much of a gigantic faggot are you? That show stopped being funny nearly a decade ago.

You're disgusting, what the hell

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>>34757111
NO YOU'RE DISGUSTING

EAT THIS

>>34757227
It's probably pretty hard to punch someone with a foot in your mouth

>>34757078
no one will notice because ur invisible

Just smoke a LOT of weed and you'll be likable in no time

There's a good chance he won't even notice if you flake on it, presuming he really is a normalfag.

I only want to know how painful giving birth is. Otherwise I'm happy being a guy

>>34757045
kidney stones are about 10x more painful according to every medical professional

Become a trap. It's the only way.

>Inb4 'every day is white history month muh slavery'

>>34756979
The world just doesn't want one of the world's smallest minorities to have pride. The four majority races(Africans, East Asians, Indians, and Arabs.) will never allow it.

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Jesus christ, who let him out again? Was it you, josh?

Oh my god did you actually let pol leak AGAIN? I saved your ass last time you did it, but the boss is gonna be pissed when he finds out you did it a second time. You know how much of a mess pol makes when it gets out of its containment chamber. I just can't believe you were so careless about it!

Now, all we can do is wait until this terrible thread dies out, hopefully.

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>>34756971
>date

are you fucking kiddin me?

Because I'm a fucking 18 year old in High School

because if my cock is inadequate for women my age I fail to see how picking older ones is somehow going to turn that around

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>>34756953
Here is your cringe, good sir!

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brace for impact desu

>>34757070
Is this what fake it till you make it boils down to?

sorr can you just explain whats going on in this picture. why is he throwing bricks.

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>>34756942
> Preparing to smash the state

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I've been feeling this nonstop lately too. Can't stop feeling guilty, thinking about my whole entire life and what a piece of shit I am.

>tfw can't even enjoy weed anymore because it makes this feeling 100x worse

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>>34756906
>Do penis pills work?
YES!!

>>34756906
I don't know I'm essentially taking the opposite desu

To increase your size permanently? Nope.

Do OTC boner pills work? Yes.

Source: biochem student who works in a sex shop selling said pills.

>>34756870
To women? Yes.

To men? No because all women are into the same shit.

>>34756870
They always were more important, looks always come first. it's just human nature.

Assuming by common interests you mean financial and shit, then yeah because women make enough money for themselves as is. If you mean things like hobbies then that never mattered.

>tfw only 6

>>34756852
please share proper measuring technique senpai

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>tfw measure dick wrongly but dont know i did it wrong
>7 inches
>measure correctly
>8.5 inches
7 inch dicklets btfo

After a few days the urges will go away. Just keep pushing

I'm not doing either of those because I'm not devoted enough

No game is easy. It's boring as fuck but gaming is never as urgent as fapping.
I suggest that if you're ever about to fail nofap, stop and go play some vidya. Lasting longer without a wank is more of an accomplishment and after a streak of nogame you'll manage to keep yourself distracted.

>>34756779
It helps to just avoid screens entirely. It's also really important to get some proper sleep as well.