Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9995. page

If you wasn't gay growing up, you are what is known as prison-gay

Most likely because you feel you can't attract women so you've resorted to men (most likely traps/femboys/trannies) instead

You're not gay, and you'd realize this the first time you got naked in front of one and tried to kiss them.

>>34758442
so you're prison gay
the mom of my best friend turned gay at 50

>>34758487
so you mean he turned prison gay.

i like fucking the inside of my moldy cum pringles can more than i like watching britbong dykes pretend to be funny

>>34758437
Who are these pathetic faggots? Sickening.

They do not appeal to me but they seem like nice people.

File: doggo2.jpg (23KB, 249x214px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 249x214px

go away shorty

>>34758378
Ahhhhh thats cute. Why don't you just become a girl? You're not really a man when you're 5'0 anyways.

>5'0

I would literally kill myself. You are forever a child. You will never find love and respect, and people will always treat you like a lesser person.

Normies/ normalfags are just beta males and women that aren't quite Chad but still might have sex occasionally and do normalfag shit like socialise and have jobs.

Just normal mother fuckers

>>34758338
normies often have more insight into the inner workings of life than non normies. thats why they are more successful than non normies

Normies are people who get along with society, they just blend in. They have a normie life, job, parties etc... Then they get married and have children.
If they ever have noticed robots, they have long forgotten.

>>34758298
>>penis reguarly submerged in old piss

You're disgusting.

You have a urinary tract infection. Ciprofloxacin 500mg twice a day for two weeks.

rip your boipuss
F

File: 1474858070375.jpg (12KB, 250x231px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 250x231px

why would she be?

>>34758289
Yes

orgins original

>>34758387
Because high level of autism?

>>34758287
not really no
why would i be

It's not my native language but i Kike ir tho

>>34758287

> english's
Are you glad it's your third language?

How tall are you?

And how much do you weigh? Original stats

>>34758348
6'6 and 184lbs

>>34758286
yes. you can get a lot out of pushups, pull ups, jumping squats, tricep dips, etc. if you are willing and able, you really should do it. when you get toned and have a little mass you will have more confidence to go to the gym too probably.

The only reason it wasn't obvious to you is because you have it.

funny how that works

dont tell anyone lol

At least now you're entirely excused from being a fuckup. Do you qualify for bux?

File: 1478585916257.jpg (864KB, 1280x1707px) Image search: [Google]

864KB, 1280x1707px

Rest in peace dogger

There's really no way of "getting through it". It's going to be absolutely heart-wrenching and there's nothing you can do about it

Just know that he will be in doggo heaven soon if he was a good boy (I bet he was)

last summer i had all three of my 16 year old dogs die within a month of each other. A black lab, a mutt that looked like a dingo and a tiny shitzu. I'v grown up with them for a majority of my childhood and they all just died when i was on break from college. The easiest way i coped with their loss was short-term playing video games and long-term just waiting it out. It's sad but all you have to think about is how good their life was (mine were all rescues)

They'll ask you if you'd like to stay or leave for the process.

I'd recommend staying so your dog doesn't look for you after you leave the room and it'll help you have some closure rather than imagining in your head how it would have gone.

Hold onto him and give him lots of pats. Sometimes during the process the dog may briefly go sort of in and out of consciousness before passing rather than cleanly just "falling asleep." Also, it's possible that the dog may suddenly take a deep breath before passing. Don't be scared or upset by any of these things, it's very natural.

Overdose of anaesthesia (which is how most dogs are put down) is a wonderful way to pass. Your dog will experience no suffering in this process.

As soon as you get home, tidy up all the "dog things" around your house. It's better than brooding amongst everything. If you'd like to keep a momento, choose something small and significant that is easy to preserve. I'd suggest taking all of your leftover food to your local shelter. If your dog didn't have any major diseases/infections they might take the bed off you too.

One thing I did after my dog passed, was to write down all my favourite memories about/with her on a piece of paper and fold it inside a photo frame with a picture of her in it.

A few months later, a fostered a dog for a short time and this further helped me come to terms with my own dog passing.

Best of luck friend! I'm sure your little buddy lived a great life with you

>>34758198
>>tfw had anorexia during puberty

Are you a girl?

>>34758212
no hdhd r

File: Z.jpg (7KB, 249x202px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 249x202px

>>34758198
Isn't that a girl's disease?

>>34758190
that's why i've completely given up.
why bother when you're a pathetic completely average piece of shit

Well my ugly ass dad and brother managed to get pretty girlfriends despite being really ugly so I figure I should be able to too.

>>34758190
h3 is a fat old unfunny kike

no shit

Personally I'd let idubbbz piss on me

>>34758129
>>gf just asked for an open relationship

cuck

That means she's already fucked someone or is about to fuck someone lmao

>>34758129
>gf

GET OUT NORMIE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THIS IS ORIGINAL

File: 1408883284367.png (112KB, 595x746px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 595x746px

thats rough buddy

stalk her on facebook and plot her demise
thats what i always do when i remember something about my past

File: 0625 - k1CNRFs.jpg (11KB, 249x243px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 249x243px

Fuck that roastie whore and her dried up ovaries. Anon forget that bitch.

File: iamthisthing.jpg (61KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 480x640px

>>34758089
These feels define you anon. You are blessed, don't you see?

You should masturbate while moaning loudly next time you're both in your bathrooms.

so what does her poo sound like

big plops? fast pellets?

>>34757970
this would give me something to live for OP youre lucky