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OH FUCK what's this twink's name?? There was a whole thread dedicated to him on /hm/

>>34759985
i'd ask to play the guitar instead

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>>34759985
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Hehe :3 Sorry anon!

This cool secluded spot in the forest in my uni

I've only ever seen one person there

I dont care much about my third "places" as long as I am completely secluded and isolated

>>34759943
My third place is between my toes.

>>34759926

uhmm not sure ehat youre talking about but I gotta go bye

Sorry, roastie, I don't partake of the devils lettuce.

marijuana is poison and the fact you worthless scalps have to pretend attractive women want you because you're a drug addict is beyond sad

>>34759893
No, drop out brainlet

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>>34760087
>No, drop out brainlet
ok thanks for the advice

sorry for wasting your time

got some shit ass assignment due tomorrow as well
here i am edging instead

>>34759872
This is how all the 'fembots' here are
They got your attention for 10 seconds and since you weren't a Chad come here to pick on robots they got bored and ghosted you

>>34760022
sadly can confirm.

they just want beta attention.

the girls on this board are more cruel than females in the real world.

you are now a part of her collection of orbiters, congrats

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Hes everything I aspire to be

>>34759833

HE DID EVERYTHING WRONG YOU FUCKING FAGOT

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He's everything I want to be

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>tfw you don't have a job

>>34759802
>24
>quarry development management
>40K annually in maple syrup dollars
>wouldn't change it because it's pretty neat, there isn't much competition and there's lots of room for job growth

>>34759802

>29
>Military
>$89k/year gross
>Nah, I wouldn't quit until I've been in long enough to collect my pension. It has it's ups and downs like anywhere else, but I get to occasionally do cool shit and travel. Also, not many employers provide full health and dental care, and >25 days per year vacation.

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>he wears running tennis shoes with jeans
>he has a wireless mouse
>he buys his dog dry dog food
>he doesn't open his window at night and places more blankets on himself when he sleeps
>he doesn't wear shoes in the house
>he doesn't have dim able lights in his house
>he doesn't have black shoes
>he doesn't own a pair of funny underwear
>he doesn't have the same color cloth hangers
>he doesn't have conditioner
>his room is either super clean or really disgusting
>when other people yawn, he doesn't
>he doesn't know how to throw a football properly
>he holds his bear by the waist and not the neck
>last but not least, his penis and height start with a 5
That's pretty much it, if any guys fail to do this, I instantly drop them.

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>>34759932
>he doesn't open his window at night and places more blankets on himself when he sleeps
I actually do this oddly enough.
>he doesn't own a pair of funny underwear
I own no underwear pretty much. Full commando in joggers for me. Although I do wear underwear when its dress pants and stuff.

Interesting list though.

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>he's shorter than 5'7"
>he's taller than 6'2"

>Humans aren't meant to be monogamous.
Yeah they are. Humans aren't even the only example of monogamous animals.

>>34759723
fucking girls get off my board

I'm a poly footsexual, so I would be fine with genital monogamy but I don't want to miss out on all the qt feets in the world, you know?

>>34759621
Literally same being straight just doesn't make sense to me.

>>34759664
like girls just aren't attractive to me, they look like skinny fat prepubescent boys with boobs and a roast beef looking whole instead of a sexy dick

>>34759621
OP

I used to think like you

the problem is you're not thinking of the guys as role models.

if you think of the hot/sexy guys as "role models", you'll know how to get the women and the gay feelings will stop

t. someone that used to be in your position but now has a gf

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>>34759579
>Are there any disabled girls that browse r9k?
no

and girls in general should not browse /r9k/

yeah, i'm colorblind, which is rare i hear~

sorry it's not sexy like missing a leg

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>>34759579
I have crippling depression.
That counts, right?

>>34759563
More likely

You'll thank me later

>>34759563
as much

>>34759563
More
origiano

Actually yes. Will spend some extra time with my bf.

no

every year my mother tries to guilt me into being "her valentine", every year I keep refusing, every year it's uncomfortable

my gf broke up with me bc she "want to focus on her study" and i dind't tell to my family that we broke up so this valentine's day im gonna spend the day alone in a parking lot eating junk food

i'm gonna tell my family im going with my gf to the cinema but thats a lie

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Wew lad I might break my work cherry tonight.

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>2017
>even talking to women

>>34760435
Lol but I like the dopamine rush.

good night, sweet anon

Fuck it then randumb thread...

Browsing cable, watching Boys Don't Cry...totally forgot about this movie. Is decent and Chloe Sevigny is forever yum...

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>>34759498
>click all the images it asks me to click
>WRONG TRY AGAIN
>click all the images it asks me to click
>WRONG WRONG WRONG
>click click click
>WRONG WRONG WRONG
>click click click
>WRONG WRONG WONG


Many tries later

>ok you good


Is this just shilling so that I'll break down and buy a fucking pass? They're doing this on purpose aren't they?