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but they make me feel good and fuzzy inside

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Just because you dislike it doesn't mean I have to.

>>34760519
I agree
I don't like how fake it feels

Set multiple alarm throughout the night so I wake up and enjoy that it's not morning yet

>>34760513
Created a shameless rip off of lotr with me and about 3 other hopeless spaz friends when I was like 12. We used to write and swap poorly written stories of derring-do over MSN and use exercise books to write bios and skill trees for our respective characters and then spend the entire weekend (apart from sleep and stuff lol) going into the nearby woods and making up quests that as previously stated weren't even imaginative like "destroy the magic stone" which would be a glass bead from someone's coffee table display.

We all moved away shortly after at roughly the same time so I'll always look back on it with a kind of Stand by me nostalgia

wear short shorts (male) to feel the breeze on my legs

>>34760432
7inches is extremely small for a wrist unless you are a female.

You're good. I'm 6ft 1 and my wrists are 6.5". I had a complex about it for 3 years, but nobody besides me ever gave a shit so I stopped giving a shit too

>>34760521
About the same stats here.
I just found out that a dollar bill wraps around the thinnest part of my wrist with the diagonal corners barely touching, so just over 6.5"

i'll keep this in mind if they ever end up checking my closet
girl prison ain't that bad

>>34760428
Oh boy oh boy oh boy, can't wait till she's in man prison. That ass won't last long in there. Bet the guys are already salivating.

>>34760462
Is it bad that you saying this got me really horny and I'm a tranny?

Whatever the magnitude of the message was, it was ruined by you talking like a fag

>>34760692
It's a quote from a book
You have to talk like a fag when you write books because you have to inflate the page number

This thread is in violation of USA Penal code #81341 thought crimes against humanity

They don't work because most of it is placebo effect.
Just like with everything in psychology, the studies that are published proving their effectiveness have cherry picked data. Negative results are not published.
If you look at history of psychology, they invented the meme of depression as hormone imbalance to justify its use fullness as a discipline after the embarrassment of the Rosenhan experiment.

>>34760526
i know they don't work for anxiety, but for the depression they're supposed to be effective

>>34760388
That's because everyone here doesn't have genuine depression, they are just unstimulated and lack any sort of reputable skills. This stagnant way of life can produce similar symptoms to depression but isn't a really a deficiency in serotonin/dopamine, thus not being real diagnosable depression.

The fact is that most people here who claim to have depression just confuse feeling bad about doing nothing with their life for "muh clinical depression". It's really just a meme perpetuated by fat retards on this board who refuse to be functioning members of society. My apologies to those who actually suffer from neurological imbalance.

>>34760370
do you realize who you're talking to?
you don't even need to ask.

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>>34760370
Is that a joke?
Good taste by the way. Malon was my first crush.

Chatelaine Thecla

nobody likes rubberneckers.

>>34760326
Depends.

If you're driving you can go fuck yourself for rubbernecking and slowing down traffic.

If you're just a bystander I don't see a problem with it unless you're breathing down their neck while they are trying to work.

you shouldve told him to fuck off. who cares if youre watching.

i dont think its insensitive. its normal curiosity.

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I want to cuuum so bad

>>34760508
Not yet! Save it all for the 14th, we can have lots of fun~

Come talk with us~

>>34760243
I did kegals for a good 3 months but got lazy after newyears. I swear it made my benis bigger so ill probably get back into them soon

I don't know what kegels are.

>>34760286
Google my friend. Can help you keep your boner for longer and more strongly. Helps with ED as well.

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>mfw
Hopefully its not for a juden at least....

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>>34760191
Waitin on a nuke to hit
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>>34760191
As if it will happen at all. All politicians these days are back peddling cowards who are afraid to initiate something big as WW3. Yes, even Trump and Putin.

>fucked up chin
>can't grow a decent beard
>going bald
>still have acne

If it weren't for minoxidil, I would still be a baby faced 28 yo guy. You should try it

>>34760438
How long until you had results?

I'm not OP but I can barely grow the faintest of neckbeards. It doesn't even connect.

>comfy suburb
>nobody is ever out at night
>moderate light pollution but there are some cool stargazing spots
>some stores are open late so you can walk around

I bet having open fields and stuff beats it, though

>live in small town that was founded so the people who worked at the factory could live somewhere
>somewhere between 100-200 people live there today
>factory made paper so there was a strong smell coming from the factory
>factory has been closed for nearly 20 years now so town is nearly dead and the smell is still noticable
>only residential houses, a grocery store and a small school and a barbershop where the same old couple has been working since the dawn of time
>could only go to school until 6th grade, then had to take the bus to a bigger town nearby for middle and high school
>nothting in town worth doing and abandoned factory stopped being fun to explore when you're 12
>used to have to take a 30 minute car just to get anything besides groceries, like movies or video games but now i just order shit home
>have a house all to myself because housing out there is incredibly cheap because no one wants to live near a smelly abandoned factory in the middle of bumfuck nowhere

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>>34760106
Rural pics please?

>maxresdefault.jpg
come on now

>>34760094
that borderline personality disorder feel

im in my 20's live with parents and i never act like this

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>>34760033
>implying i want to be someone
quite the opposite my frog friend. i want to disappear from society and live the comfiest chillest life possible in complete isolation. a little cabin, some chickens, a garden, and some dudeweedlmao. maybe a doggo or two. i dont want anyone else on the planet to even know i exist

>>34760122
that's why you are shitposting on an imageboard now I guess

>>34760158
how was that a shitpost at all? ive never made a more heartfelt post here in my life