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>girl acts nicely toward you
>instantly fall in love with her
>start fantasizing about a future together
>project all the traits you desire in a perfect partner on to her
>build up your fantasy to an unrealistic standard
>self insecurities begin seeping in
>realize you don't deserve such a perfect girl
>realize she can do much better and there's no way she would be interested in someone like you
>start searching for signs of her not being interested
>inevitably find them and exaggerate them in your mind
>immediately heart broken
>start acting cold toward her
>push her away and cut off all contact
Why am I like this? ;_;
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I'm completely against weed, but I'd actually suggest that you smoke some.
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>>34761296
Tried it. Only makes me paranoid and turns my memory into that of a gold fish. Rather not do it again
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>>34760966
I unironically do the same thing
Not trolling
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mfw they said a penis can't be feminine.following this logic a vagina can't be masculine
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Literal boipussi
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>tfw some Stacy on test has a better face than you
Why? Seriously though, I really want to know fucking why? Why is this world so fucked up for us, why are we all so fucked? Why have I always been so alone? Why am I afraid to die if I dislike life?
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>>34760917
If I find this gross but traps hot does it mean I'm straight?
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Why don't you trade robots? It's the perfect robot skill to learn
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teach me anon
origano
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>>34760844
>Implying I have money
Get off my fucking board
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I do virtually, desu.
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Who /braindamage/ here?
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Who /brain damaged/ here?
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Who /damage brain/ here?
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hnnnnggdddduuuuuuuuurrrrrrrbbbbbb
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What is a better feel?
>peeing after it has been held in for a long time
>an orgasm
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nothing feels better than a great poop
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The first one
But it's also really bad for you
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an orgasm after it has been held in for a long time
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Is there anyone here a Christianfag?
I would like to invite you to http://archive.is/D0an3 so you could leave this place for better pastures, and leave other robots alone.
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>>34760754
I'm a Muslim fag. I won't tell you what kind I am though, I'd like you to guess instead :)
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>>34760754
>literally 2017
>somehow people still take the godpill
>>34761076
the blowing shit up kind
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>>34761076
A sunny muslim?
>fucked a prostitute last night
>high class place
>250 for 45 min
>Beautiful girls, fucking stunning. Find the best looking one on /soc/ and it's not even comparable
>They check your penis for diseases before sex
>Fucked her in the pussy, came
>We were kissing for a while, tongue.. everything
>She was licking my face, neck, sucking me all over
After sex i felt like a new man, i felt so fucking fresh. I really want a girlfriend now just so i can feel this feel everyday and fuck her raw.
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>>34760701
good shit my dude, good price too
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>>34760953
I won't lie, I'm doing it again probably in 2 weeks. It felt great and after i came i just relaxed and had her rub her tits all over my back and then i switched over and she was on top of me.
I think maybe she liked me a bit or thought i was cute, she'd always initiate a kiss and give me tongue etc.. and always initiated face licking.
She was a legit 12/10 with beautiful perfect tits. Sucked them so fucking hard too.
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>>34761009
i'm jelly, wish i had the money for that kind of experience.
are you from the US btw?
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What do you want in your ideal partner?
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>>34760680
For her to be way dumber than me. Like she's kind of pretty but pretty stupid.
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My dick.
orig juice
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>>34760680
no feelings/thoughts/emotions, just good at sex. basically a sexbot but advanced enough that the sex feels real
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>"Anon, your getting old you know, you cant sit around with your heroin and pills listening to Ziggy Pop and feeling bad for yourself forever"
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>ziggy pop
>ziggy
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>>34760600
I wish I had heroin and pills
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Sure I can. Whats going to stop me?
Why do girls from here don't like black guys?
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>higher likelihood of shitty ghetto friends and family
>smell bad
>vast majority are unattractive
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>>34760588
"Girls" on 4chan are trash and are almost all males anyway. Why do you care?
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>>34760588
Black men are violent, drug-addicted thugs with bulbous noses and a predisposition towards committing rapes
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i need to check if im banned because a thread i posted in yesterday was deleted
anybody want to talk about something
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>>34760581
Hey anon, what brings you here ? desu
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>>34760581
i want to fuck that picture
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>>34760629
just cycling the catalogue and such, making the rounds checking for new content
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>tfw no money for metrocard
I guess im walking to work tomorrow morning
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Metro is bus here
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Tfw still got 15 days on my metro pass
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>>34760573
Theres a stop manhattan bound for the mr line in queens on 36th street
Pull the door open. Its unlocked bb.
I was messaging a girl and then pic related. I wasn't expecting this, desu.
Anyway, this gave me an idea. If you have a girl you talk to, ask her what her fetishes are. If she says she "doesn't have any", call her out on her bullshit and ask what they really are. See if you can find out anything new.
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Are you fucking fourteen years old?
Fuck off
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>>34760596
why do people say this whenever someone's talking to a girl
I mean OP does type like a 14-year-old and is generally a faggot but even when people don't, anons still say this
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Leave this board, go on dates and fuck your virgin innocent xD spouting gf. Build your own beliefs, follow the truth.
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Can you get HIV from bedbug bites? I slept at a cheap motel and got tons of bedbug bites and now I'm ill
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Short answer: Yes
Long answer: No.
orignalaol
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hiv takes months to manifest
you probably have gonorrhea or something
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Hahahahahahaha
Your gonna have to tell the doctor that you have aids and explain that your a virgin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>stop browsing this piece of shit of a board for 2 months
>come back to check how things are going
>mfw
Holy fuck, it gets worse and worse every time I come back. Why do you keep browsing this shithole?
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honestly i kind of want to see how it gets worse from here
i'm sure it will but i don't know what it will look like
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>>34760543
You don't understand, anon, this is how things have always been. 4chan as a whole continues to rapidly but infinitely degenerate. The ride here never stops.
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>>34760558
Stop, anon, this place rots your brain. Try to stay away for a day, at least.