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Sex with a lifelong partner for the sake of emotional intimacy and procreation is the final redpill. Dumbass.

Yes. Sexuality is the great yoke of existence.

If you keep being led along by it, you are just going to end up miserable.

Keeping your mind pure is the only path to happiness

Transcendance will be the final red pill.

>>34762717
i understand hentai girls > 3d girls but asians > white women??? Degeneracy

>>34762717
>>proceeds to masturbate to asians all day and wishes he had a qt asian babe
not me

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>>34762844
nice dubs, but nobody cares. kek

Thats part of the reason I've become a hiki. Its way to dangerous and risky to go outside. Its make safer in here with my animes.

>suicide is apparently wrong
>but living is even worse because you have to be constantly killing things to survive

it probably not great idea to look rekt threads on gif very much

All the time. I have student debt to pay off anyway.

>>34762639
naw i'd want to get into the world of baking sourdough bread but alas that's just a dream, my future is to work in an office

>>34762639
No prisons fucking terrifying

>>34762602
I did once and this black twink with a decently thick ass had pictures all over google images

WITH MY EXACT NAME

NO WONDER I DIDNT GET HIRED ANYWHERE BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT I JUST WANTED COCK

Nothing comes up about me because I have literally never done anything interesting

>>34762602
I share my name with a theater actor, so I only get pictures of him.

oxyclean
oxiclean

>>34762590
No, it's just a cause of the misquote gaining more traction than the actual quote. Or in many cases, cutting out the context to make you think of the misquote.

Take the Forrest Gump one, the actual quote starts like this: "Mama always told me life was like a box of chocolates..."
'Was' arguably makes more sense than 'is' in this context.

But if you chop off the beginning of the quote when repeating it, it makes more sense to say 'is' than 'was'

Kind of the same thing with Star Wars. The quote is "No Luke, I am your father."

If you're quoting it in your day to day, maybe when addressing your son, it makes sense to drop the Luke.

It's always been a dime a dozen you fucking retard, only the weebs would make a big deal out of meaningless shit like this. This is what happens when middle aged men get no female attention.

ITT: rich entitled snowflakes lol

>>34762571
FUCKING WEW LAD

Ravioli

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>>34762855

She's super cute

Not an original comment

I am financially independent. I don't think you understand that I like being at home:

Probably not.
I should probably feel sad about that but I don't.

>ywn disappear into the internet.

Yes because I love them.

>>34762453
>/b/ praising him
More like reddit lel

>>34762453
>Why is this guy so "important"? All he did was "popularize" science.

idiot

>>34762466
You obviously weren't on /b/ 7-10 years ago.

>>34762440
Samson looks fucking awkward

>>34762440
Is that samson?
When did he cut his hair?

>>34762484
That's like- the POINT.
I just want zany characters, we used to have zany kooky wackos who'd do all this weird shit so we droogs in the peanut gallery could yuck it up.

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>>34762431
That's under aged, orijalks

That's when I started browsing, but I didn't fucking post about it.
I posted a stupid fucking picture of a duck with wheels, and "pool's closed due to aids" Back then you had to walk uphill to the boards, BOTH WAYS.

OP, get out. Just like >>34762543 said, its not an age issue, I myself started at 13, but the cancer you are already producing is literally a waste of effort and pixels on our screens.

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>>34762428
duuuuude must be real shit not having replys


anyway, we should do shit that disturbs their social value, remember poo poo pee pee? it was shit. now think about /pol/ pepe, nazis and kek. it was bad for them in a social way, they cant be associated to nazis because "muh six gorillion". im not saying we need to go full on nazis but come on robots, think about something that could make normies look bad with their "friends"

>>34763122
Pedophilia
But that is some fighting fire with fire shit

>>34762428
>Not using the collective consciousness of an advanced community to become a normie

That's where you fucked up. 4chan is an invaluable resource tool thats at least 18 months more advanced than your average normie. So essentially 4chan can be used to breed super normies

t. super normie

>>34762413
I'm at a pretty big low-point in my life right now, but i'm trying to work my way out of it. Every day is a struggle, but I feel like I'm slowly becoming able to participate in the grind. What's your life like, OP?

Quick, someone say something political

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Bonus point: I've been working on a project that requires a LOT of reference pictures of faces, mostly of college-age girls. I got the idea from another anon on /r9k/ to use collegiate athletic rosters for my photosourcing.

The inevitable product of this is that I now have a bunch of random cute girls on my desktop. I'll attach one to all of my posts so you know it's me and also so you get to see cuteness.

>>34762436
I'm sorry you're not in a great place, anon, but I'm encouraged by the fact that you're trying. I think if you have a concrete plan to improve yourself--and if you've broken down the requisite steps such that they aren't overwhelming or wholly insurmountable--then you'll get better. And if something goes wrong, you've got a solid plan to troubleshoot and try again!

I'm doing alright, but I could definitely be happier. I live in a new city (moved from my undergraduate school to a graduate school) where I have a few friends but I've kind of forgotten how to make more. The main thing that worries me is how much I feel like I'm leeching off my parents--I know it's pretty unreasonable to be completely independent when you go straight from college to graduate school but I worry that they don't think I'm independent enough. On the plus side, I'm going to apply for a research assistantship and I'm probably decently qualified for it so hopefully I'll be able to supplement myself with actual income.

Also, obviously, no gf, but this doesn't really stress me out as much as it seems like it should.

>>34762342
you look fine, but would probably benefit from some body fat loss in the face

>>34762342
Kind of, yeah, though that's not a great shot to judge by.

Your build and face reminds me of Matt Stafford or Chris Pratt back when he was fat.

You look a little chub but some of that could be attributed to poor camera angle/being too close to the camera.

>>34762339
How doid you find out

>>34762339
if thats true makes me pretty happy desu
fucking roasties make shitloads of money by acting entitled cause its some dude's fetish to play along with it

>>34762339
>amadahy
>imma die