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complex answer there, innit

>>34763207
with 50000 volts

>>34763207
You mean a boy who identifies into a girl Who likes other girl into a boy who identifies into a girl who likes boys, or into a boy who likes girls?

>>34763182
depends how slutty

Nobody dates sluts, but robots inevitably marry ex-sluts once they've stopped being useful slam piggies.

>>34763182
Will she stay faithful to me indefinitely, and it's all in her past? Will she be willing to do all the things with me that she did in her past?

If I could be assured of that, I'd consider it. I don't think I could ever find that level of trust in somebody after that, though.

Someone out there thinks you're a qt, anon.

It only matters if you want a partner. When you don't want a partner it doesn't matter,

>>34763174
>Someone out there thinks you're a qt, anon.
do you actually think that's true of everybody

>>34763108
Im not depressed because of this board. Im depressed and therefore naturally drawn to the board.

Leaving wouldn't fix anything.

I only go here to shitpost while I listen to music or whatever. Tried quitting it but I don't know any other websites anymore

>>34763108
I get more depressed when I leave /r9k/ thus ignoring everything that is wrong with me and the world.

I'm pretty good player. But there's lots of baddies that bring the team down.

competition should be avoided. to win should not be your goal. to be virtuous and good should be the goal.

Of course winning is my goal lol

>>34763078
All girls on r9k omegle are fucked up whores. All of them.

So much baggage and always seeking validation. They don't actually care about you.

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>>34763078
haha fuck you, guy! Only matching with me, so you up and make a thread! Thinking you could pull a fast one on me

>>34763131
shut up don't talk about [ - My Future GF - ] like that

Should I get my male roastie fixed too?

Who /roasty male/ here

get my dick chopped becuase pampered, bitchy american girls are more used to mutilated penis? what am i, stupid?

>>34763097
yeah, do it. i can't wait to get this bullshit off me, it smells like shit and looks like shit

are you asumming my sexual preferences?

Either is fine with me.

>>34762981
the thinner one. fat chicks are really no fun

Im with you anon, she died in 2008. How do you cope

>>34762972
She died in 2015 for me. I don't know how to cop with it at all, kill me.

>>34764102
How close were you? Sorry to sound so grim about it... but after almost 10 years, it hasnt gotten better.
>Time heals all wounds
>things normies say

Poor Vjuice. She looks dead inside

>>34762929

you could probably just ask him not to let her in again

>>34762929

No you can't get him fired you fucking retard, you need to take initiative to let the door staff know that she is an unwanted visitor.

The only problem here is you being autistic and screeching about the woman who made you trying to visit. You really are pathetic.

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Wow anon, so original! No one has posted this before!

>Pic unrelated. Snek>Croc-odile

This is a deep level ironic shitposting thread. You have been warned.

>>34762987
Wait...
Does>this work?

Fuck off, nigger.

oregano

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>a bald man buys a sleeve of Skoal Rich Blend Tobacco Fine Cut Pouches every day

pardon me, sir, but you're being awfully rude. i'm gonna have to ask you to oblige kindness there pardner. *spits into little general cup*

>>34762856
Stouffer's frozen lasagna my bro. feeds a whole neet and costs like six or seven bucks.

>>34762856
Red Baron is the best.

Surprisingly not original

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>tfw I prefer Tombstone and it's cheaper too

It's been 8 days and my kief eighth has not arrived. I'm still really high on edibles and bud though.

I fucking hate when I reply late and the OP has left.

>>34763424
My bad, I spaced out lol

I don't want to post her because I still love her.

We were never meant to be even though we would have been great together.

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She's a lesbian

Not an original comment

>>34762831

just post her