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https://discord.gg/UrYA9hv

Different than most /r9k/ Discords. Anyone is allowed and other boards are invited for fun sometimes. Use common sense and you won't get banned. Have fun <3
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instantly better than the 50 dead servers posted last night
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~~~Welcome~~~

oregano
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>folk punk

Great taste.

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Ayyyyy yo wite boi teach us how to properly manage our retirement funds
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>>34763678
Stop spending money on stupid shit and drop the whole wannabe gangster shtick. Pretty simple really.
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>>34763678
gotta work b4 u retire tho
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>>34763678
aight lil nigga.
1) wait for anniversary Jordans
2) Stash em, keep everything mint condition
3) Sell em to future niggas at a markup, double if their wiggers

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Why won't these countries stop breeding? How do we stop them from fucking
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>>34763612
We give them unlimited access to the internet and r9k
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>>34763612
Lebanon has more Syrian refugees than it does citizens
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introduce them to feminism.

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Why are they so hated on /r9k/? As a white man, they interest me greatly.
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>>34763590
>As a weeb*, they interest me greatly.
Fixed.

Also I love Asian people and Asian women are really nice to look at. Except for the Japs.
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>>34763590
why is anything ever hated on this site?
>sour grapes
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>>34763590

Even Asian men don't get Asian women, what makes you think others will too?

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Can you all shut the fuck up? Nobody cares. Fuck you.

femanon here
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>>34763560
You're probably fat and ugly as fuck.

Saged and reported
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>>34763616
Wow, way to project.

Raged and deported
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>>34763560
How about i beat the shit out of you instead?

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What was the first death in your family you can remember being affected by?
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My grandmother passed away when I was only 6. My parents were drug addicts but she'd often take me for days at a time and spoil me rotten and make me feel loved. My clearest memory is her carrying me away from my parents after they had an especially violent fight, both were yelling obscenities at her as she carried me out.

The day she died, I sat polishing shoes by the front door. Uncle knocked, parents let him in, I went to show him my shiny dress shoe, and he told the parents to send me out of the room. A little while later, dad came in to tell me grandma was in heaven.

For years afterward, since I didn't have much of a religious education, I actually prayed to "grandma who is in heaven" instead of god or jesus, always ending with a plea for her to come back.
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>>34763544
My pop. Witnessed his final moments and it was a major change to our family's everyday life. A lot of people were affected. Was pretty awkward when his mistress called his cell phone looking for him and I had to answer to tell her that he was dead.
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>>34763631
Aw anon you're killin me
:,(

>some Chad in my economics class saw me sitting over in the corner eating McNuggets by myself, pointed me out in front of his friends and said "that guy looks like he needs to get his dick sucked"

All his Chad and Stacy friends laughed. Why are normies so rude? I was minding my own business, even sat in a corner to avoid people, but they still are mean ;_;
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Bruh, you should have said, "Damn right, get over here slut." Who cares if you're actually gay or not, that would have given you mad savage points.
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>>34763504
Does this shit actually happen? When I was in uni everyone just minded their fucking business.
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>>34763504
I'm sorry anon, that's so messed up man. We've all been there with the damn Chad's and Stacy's. Next time throw a mcnugget at those fuckers.

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Explain your favorite joke without actually saying what the joke is
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Your mom + Your dad.
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Someone says something unexpected, yet oddly relevant.
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it's a pun tres, the word for three in Spanish, sounds like the English word trace.

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>playing vidya
>extreme roleplay (even in non-RPGs
>walk normally everywhere
>copy the burst of fire npcs shoot
>take time to read in-game books
>eat sleep on schedule
>never run red lights
>never kill civilians (unless it's in character)
>never do quests too quickly
My Oblivion play time is in the 1000-1500 hours on one save as a result of this. The immersion is too much, sometimes I forget I'm even in my own home.
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>>34763444
This doesn't even sound too autistic this sounds kinda comfy desu.
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>>34763561
I didn't write desu wtf
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>>34763592
It's the word filter.

>she doesn't Iike crows
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>she won't show you her feet
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>shes neet
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>>34763450
fuck off with your foot fetish faggotry

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How long does it take for me to not feel like shit after smoking cigarettes?

I just want to smoke them like no problem and go back to work. Instead after I smoke one I have to lay down for a while because I feel like throwing up.
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Try changing the cigarette brand. What are you currently smoking?
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It's almost like poor life choices have unpleasant consequences
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>>34763530

He's probably just smoking bad and stale cigarettes.

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How does it feel to be with a 10/10 qt3.14 girl?
I'm currently in a relationship with a girl that I consider 6/10.
Today I have this dream in which I met a 10/10 girl, and I woke up with this feeling that I havent feel in a long time.
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>>34763380

It's probably too much work, especially if you aren't as attractive as her, since she'll see that she can get something better.
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There was a 10/10 cutie in high school she dumped every guy she ever dated. Probably abundance mentality, she knew she could get whoever she wanted once she was bored or had something small she disliked.
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>>34763990

And there you have it. I mean if that's your thing, though, then go for it.

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>1000 word essay due on Tuesday
>haven't even started yet

How much worse is this going to get? Should I just drop out?
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You have trouble writing 1,000 words?
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>>34763397

It's a meme. Lurk more.
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>contemplating suicide over 1000 word essay with 5 days to complete

Good luck passing college
Better apply to dominos now, could be a manager by the time you fail out of school in

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Why are cocks so disgusting to look at?

vaginas are better in every way.
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You wish, roastie.

originalxx
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Are you a lesbian or something?
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>>34763307

That is a crazy dick. In a good way.

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Red dragon appears
Bringing future, bringing change
Swirling autumn leaves
Poetry thread.
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>>34763282
>tfw used to be able to come up with haikus and poems easily
>can't anymore, have to actually think a bit to do so
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>>34763282
Late night
Thread opens
Op Is still a faggot.
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>>34763282
Hey OP, what did the red dragon symbolise? I like it.

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