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>You help everyone going though a hard time.
>You listen to them, give them advice, take your time to help them at least in a small way. Tell them nice things to make them feel better.
>Nobody returns the favor when you feel fucked up.

Fucking why? I do everything for the common person and I don't get treated the same? Literally why???
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people are selfish
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>>34764800
That's a grand ol pepe I really respect that animation work
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>>34764800
Ur a faggot and probably not as nice as you think. Also: their problems are minor, yours are major.

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What age were you when you lost your mom/dad anons?

15 here.
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18 here
original page 10 hurry up robot lemme post
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They're both alive, dad has early onset alzheimers.
I don't like this feel.
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>tfw mom might have cancer

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Best way to lose weight fast?
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stop eating chubbo
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>>34764719
Just
Don't
Eat.
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Chop it off with a felling axe. Might wanna get a friend to do this.

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How would you feel if this became the new normal expectation of the gendered roles in couples?
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>>34764614
so lesbian couples with a chestlet and a butch dyke?
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>>34764614
>frank wolf will never be your qt 10/10 bf

why live?
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>>34764658
Didn't he get AIDS and die?

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>boot up pic related for the first time in a few years
>5 minutes into it and my finger joints are hurting like hell
>told by doctor to stay away from gaming for the time being

Anyway discuss this masterpiece of a game.
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>can't use classic controller with it
game discarded
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>>34764540
My cousin stole my copy. No more melee for me.
But its okay, 4 is when they started adding interesting characters.
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Main: Marth
Secondary: Sheik

I can't play spacies for shit.

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What is the best way to dispose of a body? Seriously though i think the police is on to me.
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>>34764525
probably acid
or chopping the body in pieces and burning them or something like that
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b& and underage.
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small chunks and a bunch of acid probably?

flush the soup down the toilet

then baking soda and lemon juice and tomato to get rid of smell

I learn all this from tv

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What are some quick ways to harm yourself or some easy ailments you can catch with high success rate?
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Cutting? Pretty sure you can find a blade
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When does anyone commit involuntary self harm?
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>>34764488
Burning > cutting.

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Let's have a dog thread
Post pics of your favorite breed or just dog pics you like, im obsessed with shibas
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Shib in a shirt
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Sassy sibling
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Shib is secretly a seal

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tfw i think a really beautiful popular girl liked me in high school, she defended me from normies, complimented my physical appearance when we were alone together once, but i was too autistic to ask her out or anything, i miss her
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>>34764405
>a beautiful popular girl liked me
leave
this
board
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>>34764423
im 22 yo khv, pure robot
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>>34764480
>im 22 yo khv, pure robot
Yet you had a chance with a POPULAR GIRL.

YOU HAD A CHANCE!

Pure Robots never had a chance. We were never given one. Please go.

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>You pathetic little faggot. You wanna suck this cock, don't you?

What do you do?
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tsk... think you can take me on, huh? hehe...we'll see about that
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>>34764374
how many times have you made this thread and why do you keep making it again
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I suck the cock without reservation until it shoots goo

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how does some thor viking accent from the past exist there nonchalantly? while other heroes are modernized? doesn't make any sense
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>>34764333
Don't look for logic where there is none.

also stop watching capeshit
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He's not from earth you fucking autist. He comes from a pretty much eternally viking world.
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there is an explanation for this that makes sense, but you have to read like 5000 pages of marvel lore to really suss out all the details.

the shortest possible form of this is that asgard, the home of the norse gods, exists in a separate dimension from the one where the action in the marvel universe usually takes place

thor has crossed from asgard into "midgard" (i.e. earth) and is legitimately a god from another dimension. i think this is supposed to have happened after ragnarok fucked up asgard but i'm not sure

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what drugs will take away the pain that i can do daily
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>>34764332
I think xanax is the meme drug for it.

Also nice qt
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Who is she? Is that a poo in loo pajeet or a Mexican?
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>>34764332
gym and juice

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Can you suck your own cock?
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>>34764323
Bruh I'm so fat I have difficulty putting my socks on
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>>34764323
I can't but I have back problems. I heard it feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked.
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>>34764323
I can get the head of my cock in my mouth but then my deltoids ache for the next few days. Feels surprisingly good honestly the sucking part feels better than the getting sucked part and it makes me gay for a few days after doing it, after a week I'm back to 100% straight though

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>born a male

and that's where it all ends
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>not going on a raping spree before it all ends
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>>34764284
haha yeah that one's a classik
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would life still be on easy mode for girls if everyone was a girl?

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>You have very nice eyes, anon
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>>34764269
"Nice Coding anon"
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>>34764269
>I never told you this but you have a really nice smile
She only told me that after showing me pictures of her boyfriend 10 minutes earlier.
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>how are you single? A girl would be lucky to have you

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