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>Casually walking down the street
>Suddenly a wild crocodile appears
Do you fight or flight?
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if you walk laterally they can't see you
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if you walk literally they can't see you
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if you literally walk they can't see you
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Porn Superstar Mandy Flores rushed to hospital during routine cosmetic surgery in Mexico 2017-02-10 05:37:24 Post No.34765288
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Porn Superstar Mandy Flores rushed to hospital during routine cosmetic surgery in Mexico
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>While undergoing a routine medical procedure in Mexico, AVN Award Nominee, Mandy Flores, was rushed to intensive care Tuesday evening and has been undergoing treatment with no word from her family or fans.
>AVN Award winning producer and actress
>MacArthur Fellow
>World famous Cuckoldress
>Lifelong SeaHawks fan
>Toilet artist
>White Supremacist
What kind of pickle do you think this roastie got herself into? Also, did Goddess Amadahy die too?
Is Mistress T or Xev Bellringer next?
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>https://twitter.com/Ellie_Idol/status/829538753186295808
Her sister in femdom even is worried.
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>routine cosmetic surgery
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>>34765348
pornstar dude
it's part of the job
like your pic though
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I did a bad thing.
>Chem lab, get assigned lab partners
>Lab partner is this 5/10 Asian girl. Slim but very, very, average looking.
>Not attracted to her, actually "be myself"
>Tease her all the time, make fun of her, borderline insult her
>But do the work at the same time
>Asks for both my number and snapchat
>Now fucking sending me texts and snaps
>Not attracted to her
>Still a virgin though
What do I fucking do?
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>>34765232
Don't be a pussy. Fuck her if you wan't but dont lead her on.
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You either fuck her or you don't, depends how much you value your social status.
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>>34765232
you finally learned the secret
"just b urself"
we're proud of who you are
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>bored and lonely
>start to try a conversation with people
>immediately realize I'm completely uninterested in what they're saying
>only want to talk about myself and my own interests
what the fuck is wrong with me? do I have a legitimate social or mental illness or am I just a narcissistic asshole?
I sincerely do not give a fuck about what other people are saying most of the time. I'd rather sit alone in silence than do small talk yet I'm depressed because I'm lonely, among other things
even online with non normies I immediately lose interest in anything they're saying and always try to change the subject to something about me or something I want to discuss, then I just have a one person conversation about it
it's like the only reason I bother talking to people is to get all my fucking thoughts out of my head, like dumping mental garbage just to get it off of me instead of actually having a conversation with someone
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>>34765192
I'd say something to you, but you'd lose interest halfway through, so... nice Raichu.
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>>34765192
Same here family. It's just another reason why being autistic sucks
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>>34765192
You can't empathize, sort of what narcissism is
>Holy shit I think I have narcissism
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Girl Advice Thread V3 2017-02-10 05:30:45 Post No.34765169
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Same from the other days. Need help with girls? Post here. Wanna update us? Post. I'll try to respond to as many people as possible.
Also disclaimer: I am NOT a girl. But I recently got a gf and I really want to help some of you guys out if I can cause some of the advice people on this board gave me was super good and helped a lot, so I want to pay it forward.
Ask away, friends
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>>34765169
How do I get a catholic gf? I'm catholic and I want gf, but it seems all girls want is sex these days. I'm also socially retarded.
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>>34765169
How do I stay interested in a relationship? Every time I talk with a girl online I end up getting uber bored. Small Talk is the worst. I only find hardcore shitposting interesting
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>>34765206
Hm, maybe at your church or something? Or if there's a Catholic club or something at your school. You gotta think of the places a possibly Catholic girl would go, I guess. And even if she isn't Catholic there are plenty of girls who aren't just after sex. They're out there, trust me. You gotta look hard though.
I'm socially retarded too and I somehow made something work. Meet someone equally socially retarded? Or someone who doesn't mind it?
>>34765231
Then you're not interested in the girl. Find a girl who you can do a lot of things with and that you won't tired of. Why do you think people have friends for many many years? They share interests or have something in common and that thread ties them together. Find yourself a shitposting grill, they exist
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How lonesome are you?
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>>34765138
I talk to myself constantly when I'm alone. Today I was speaking out loud all of my school memories and just reminiscing. Then my mum came home when I thought she was at work and she heard me talking to myself and I got really embarrased and said "holy shit mum i thought i was home alone". heh, yeah... i got really red in the face hee hee.
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i've lived alone for well over a decade.
work alone too.
very few friends, hardly ever see them.
I can't remember the last time i made a meaningful connection with someone.
Sometimes i pretend the apocalypse happened and i'm the last man on earth, and when i go out the normies are all zombies that i have to avoid.
>tfw legit going to go out to live in the woods alone this summer
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>>34765138
What would I do
Lonely as you
Pleasure or pain I can't choose
BluSkye
Comfies and Cuddles: Two Days in a Row 2017-02-10 05:28:55 Post No.34765131
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Comfies and Cuddles: Two Days in a Row
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Hey, all. This is a thread where we discuss/talk about/post pictures about/ask questions about cuddling/comfy things/cute things/whatever.
As usual, I'll try to reply to as many people as I can. Please be respectful, no bullying.
And don't forget: I love you all!
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Also, as usual I won't be dumping anything, but I'll post as I go along.
Also also, this time around I'm gonna post a mix between pictures and music links to space things out.
Love you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIfQ6mDx2EI
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>>34765131
Hi BluSkye, i'm glad you made another thread. These are my favorites. How is your night going so far?
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>>34765212
Hey! I'm glad you like them C:
My night is alright. I'm a little sad but I don't know why, so I'm gonna have a nice hot dinner and see if that helps.
How're you, friend? (Love you!)
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Is trap/futa really gay? Gay do not fap to it so how can it honestly be seen as gay?
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>trap
gay
>futa
not gay
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>>34765130
But a trap is in the OP image. Are you telling me if you fap to that picture you're gay?
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>>34765118
If it's trap on female it's not gay same case with futa.
Trust me I'm an expert on this
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Bored and lonely
Anyone want to chat?
https://discord.gg/xEnGu
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>>34765103
god tier female designs in a shit tier show
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Not bad. Hoo chat
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>>34765194
nigga fuck you
no taste having ass motherfucker
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How do i make a popular thread on r9k?
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>>34765047
The more controversial, the more replies you'll get
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You just made one =)
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>>34765063
This. Or just start up one of those generals once it dies
tfw too shy to ask anyone on a date
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>>34764955
post dickie!
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>>34764955
want to be my practice gf?18, mostly straight
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>>34765036
>gf
Oh honey...
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>get this girls number
>she asks for pizza in exchange for reward
>wtf no way
>not a cuck
>devise a ruse
>craft up a pizza order page in MS paint
>cont
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>pic related
>send it to her
>"A deal is a deal"
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>for my r9kbros
>obviously it will take her a while to realize shes been tricked
>decide to play it out
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>chat cap 1
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How do I get a bigger tongue? If the tongue is a muscle then it means I can exercise to make it bigger right?
How do I get a bigger tongue
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Exercise it by eating my ass.
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>>34764986
that is not helpful
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I've gone looking for this before myself, but found no results.
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>the feeling of all of your anger and sadness becoming moot, leaving only a smug, warm, burning pulse in your body
Is there anything better?
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is that a trap? original
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I know that feel way too well. For some time I thought it was a coping mechanism, but it's deeper than that.
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>>34764887
>The feels when I have lost all ability to empathize because I feel like people are just pathetic for not facing themselves
I choose comfortable lies instead of objective truth, it suits me better.
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l just get so bored sometiemes...
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>>34764883
christ, my arm looks like that after playing with my cat
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>>34764913
this
you're an adult, OP
either do it better than that or don't do it at all
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>>34764883
When you get bored you cut yourself? You must be super cool, can you be my bf?