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>no girlfriend that'll cook in exchange for hugs
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why exchange for anything? do it out of love!

>tfw no bf yet
>already daydreaming about the cutest lunches i'll make for my hubby when he goes to work and for my children at school
>already dreaming of fantasy recipes and planning different daily courses
>excited and lovelovelovelovelovloelove!! <33333
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if you tie food and money, you're evil.

>cooking in exchange for anything
>buying someone food in exchange for anything

feeding is primal, loving and giving is primal. innate. wanting to feed delicious love to someone you love and cherish and want to live forever is what comes from your heart and special soul, not what you calculate with exchanges

get a grip!!!!!!
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aka you make someone food because you love them and want them to be happy/healthy / cherish/nourish them

not because you want something in exchange or would ever receive anything in exchange for it

all they have to do is enjoy it and thats the best part :)/gift

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Is it even possible to find a decent girl in 2017 that isn't a complete autist or Muslim? Seems like every girl has taken at least 10 dicks before finishing high school
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>>34765808
Its possible. Its just impossible for a girl like that to end up with a robot
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>>34765867
>Robots will never get the girl they desire
>If they do, they aren't a robot
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>>34765867
Why is that? Sluts should be the easiest girls

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Group for INFPs. Talk about whatever you wish.

https://discord.gg/e3BTu
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>>34765802
it expired, another link?
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>>34766596
>>34766596
https://discord.gg/HTsWr
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Can I post my discord for Aquarius'? Or is this more of a Capricorn sort of bunch?

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and now theyre always fucking high and calling me the pussy for not doing cocaine on a toilet seat
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>>34765779
I know /thatfeel/
It's shit aint it
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>>34765789
at first it was pretty cool
it was like damn I really did this to someone? I really changed them. One guy was this religious club guy/semi chad that was super reluctant to try weed but I kept pushing him and pushing him. now hes just a fucking dumbass who cant go to sleep without indica

which isnt that good
but yeah idk whatever thats life id do it again
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>>34766061
if its any consolation from the two pics you posted you have a fantastic taste in art/design, head and shoulders above 99% of the stuff I see here. are you a designer or something?

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In a world where stem cell surgeries, eugenics and test tube babies are the norm for everyone

How do Chads separate themselves from robots? What will be the new criteria for Chad.
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>>34765753
I think one of these days you Tech geeks will become hip and happening and the QTs will come your way
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>>34765753
Chads will be transhumans and cognitively enhanced with artificial intelligence.
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>>34765753

i think there's enough different ways to be attractive that there'll still be distinctions. in a future where everyone looks good, that would just become a baseline norm, and from there you'd have to compete with other traits.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/antinatalism/comments/5swsei/my_therapist_just_told_me_that_she_is_pregnant/

Why is Plebbit so cancerous?
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>>34765630
>If you're not born you can't suffer
What a shitty fucking philosophy. This is what the bitch gets for believing in the therapist meme.
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>>34765685
Even if that were somehow the case, suffering can be meaningful and beautiful even
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oh wow actually getting upset because you're therapist doesn't change her entire life around you're highly obscure philosophy. How delusional are these people? At least some of the comments are somewhat reasonable

Do you think the FBI is monitoring you because you meet certain innocent criteria?

>employment status
>education attainment
>computer addiction
>browses 4chan

Is this right? Don't we have the freedom to be unemployed, have no education, have a computer addiction, and browse 4chan?
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I get high off of being offended, that's why I love 4chan
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Instead of them being invasive fascists why not have them be invasive socialists and give us medical care and a job
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What if the trolls on here are Christian missionaries?

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>no friends
>everybody ignores your presence
>nobody ever replies to you when you talk or contribute something to a discussion
>your parents ignore you when you ask them a question
>they get mad and annoyed when you press on and try to ask them again
>your brother doesn't really care about you and only sees you as someone to use yet you still try to look up to him
>can't ever make a thread that takes off anywhere
>people on 4chan don't want to talk about what you post
>well thought out and useful posts you make are ignored while effortless shitposts get +7 replies
>threads that are active suddenly die when you reply

Can anyone relate?
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People won't respect you if you don't respect yourself.

Look within.
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I do relate...I mean, I wouldn't go as far as to say I derail threads by my mere presence, but I've had that thought a couple of time. It's part of me...feeling like I'm inadequate, I push people off, no one cares about me, etc. I know it's mostly in my head though, but the feeling still comes back regularly. It's an everyday struggle.

You should talk about it to your parents though. They should care, if they aren't assholes.
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>tfw all this
Its the real life that gets me, my own mom just glazes over whatever i say. Whenever i speak to anyone i feel like they physically cant take it and get bored, every fucking time i speak. And then they get mad when i dont bother anymore. Ive even tried asking if anything i say or the way i sound is off or something but they keep saying no, but then continue to ignore practically everything i say.
I wouldnt wish this feel on anyone. At least if you choose to be quiet theres always a maybe, maybe if you talked theyd listen. But having everyone ignore you when you do try just reinforces the self loathing. For this reason sometimes its better not to even try.

>tfw also habitual thread killer

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>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Smell it anon!
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRTTTTT
Inhale my farts!
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what the fuck is wrong with you
original
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Just got a boner


>Thanks anon
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>>34765526
Any idea how to save farts?

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If he can do it, then what's your excuse, robots?
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it's fake, moot only likes 2d
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>>34765480
because he paid jews to give him one.
check website in pic
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>>34765480
>tall
Hmm...makes you think...

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>tfw you will never experience pregnancy
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>tfw pregnant with a vw jetta
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the fact that I can help create living beings with my cock and balls provides me with an equally tremendous feeling of satisfaction
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>>34765443
no person should be that big.

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I want to go to a country and stay as long as possible until I get kicked out. Where should I go?
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>>34765439
saudi arabia


origineneiano
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HAHAHAHHAH tiny eye panda cool as fuck
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>>34765439
Afghanistan. Kundar province, heard it's nice.

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>tfw nothing worthwhile to do in life
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>>34765402
join a brothel and work for clients pro bono.

you will make other people's lives more bearable, and that is certainly worthwhile.
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>>34765402
You know what you have to do.

Originally.
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>tfw nothing worthwhile to do in life

"Ten thousand things
all in this breath
grasping hold of emptiness,
there's really nothing to say."

"Ten thousand things all in this breath" - why are people in this world so busy? Just for this one breath. They say, "busy, busy, mine, mine." Busy a whole lifetime for "Me". When this breath is cut off, you let go of the whole universe. Why not let go from the start? "Grasping hold of emptiness", you want to talk about "real" show me one thing that is real, there is nothing real from the start. Every day morning to night, gathering things, big and small, valuables, money, name, recognition, gathering it all up into your lap. Like you're holding the golden key. Busy your whole life for nothing. Acting like a thief, why not put all this energy to liberation? Put this mind to the Path. Everyone in the world is controlled by this. Shed this control and you'll be free, content, liberated. The Lengyan Scripture says, "Though there are words to speak, none of these are real." Talk and talk, like flowers falling from heaven. It's all worthless. And so, "there is really nothing to say." If you think what you are grasping is real, there's no good in that. Because you can't take it with you.

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Hi robots xD
I've been wondering if you would date a girl like me
I'm into geeks, I like a little meat on my men, and I value devotion.
I'm a little new here, this is one of my first posts on 4chan. First impression, how am I doing? I've been working on being effay and I love reading the comics you guys draw! Hopefully we can become real friends and even meet up someday! Anyway I would appreciate any advice on being a robot and how to really pull it off. Thanks guys! Kisses
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>>34765387
Thar girl looks like me trying to be a trap
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>>34765387

textless posts are not encouraged
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>>34765428
What's a trap?

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Firstly, not all women, yadda yadda, generalizations, I know

Secondly, it seems like many of the women I know get very anxious over material ventures. Things like cooking a new unknown food, doing a new project, changing up the way stuff is setup, etc.

It seems like they search for potential reasons why something should not be done, or how they could go wrong. It's not even social anxiety.

r8 and dicksucc
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>>34765341
Who is this girl? Pretty sure I've seen her before.
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>>34765341
imagine if you were a woman in a man's world. any minute some brute could come up and rape you or assault you or kidnap you.

women do not feel safe, how can they when men nearly double in their size? now imagine how well you would be developing if you did not feel safe in the environment around you, you wouldn't be developing, you would be too busy focusing on survival.
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>>34765642

Nobody expects or demands strength from women. They've always been protected. They have nothing to be insecure about, so stop bullshitting.
Only men need to worry about being strong.

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