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>tfw used to be super fucking sad
>suicide constantly on my mind
>made art as an outlet
>paintings, poetry, short stories, songs, etc
>recently had a mood lift
>start to feel pretty good
>realize I'm no longer creative
You really can't have it all, can you?
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no, you can't.
creativity mostly comes from pain/stress.
we are basically living the greek tragedy.
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>>34766903
That's honestly so grim. I feel so empty right now, but it's not even a kind of sadness, it's just an empty feeling.

I'm sorry if I'm rambling, but I've lived my whole life by riding the extreme highs and lows of my emotions. I thought I could be a well-adjusted person by stabilizing my mood but it took away the only thing I was good at.
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>>34766507
OP pic reminds me of this pic

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I just had my first Big Mac, im 24 years old and have lived in America all my life. Idk how its taken this long.

Wuz gud.
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>>34766487
Ate the grand big mac yesterday. Better than i expected. I'm 22 and it was my first big mac.
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>>34766487
Never liked it. Better things on the menu desu
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>>34766487

Still haven't had one and I'm 29.

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If a biography were written about you, who would be the main antagonist?
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>>34766445
Myself. No one has said more mean things to me.
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If the answer isn't yourself you're not a true robot.
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my momma or that guy what tried to diddle me.

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Why is society so mean to girls?
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>>34766437
LQ bait. Sage.
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>>34766437
everyone expects u to be miss perfect
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>>34766437
>You're biological clock is ticking

anyways, how is saying you need to watch your weight for your health a bad thing?

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>You wake up Chad
wat do?
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>>34766393
>get some benzos so i can talk to people
>download tinder
Not very interesting, but theres my brutally realistic scenario.
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>>34766393

b myself

oreos
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>>34766393
Why would I wake up Chad. I'm not his alarm clock. Fuck Chad. I hope he over sleeps.

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Who are some cool autistic weird people you follow on YouTube?

example:
https://youtu.be/sVkF2tMkkhI
https://youtu.be/LBQjnpGbxvk
https://youtu.be/H3V4su-OxQk
https://youtu.be/Uhv4yJ_kjYo
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fatman https://youtu.be/qTVXPsxOEF8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpYHQ_KEz8A
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>>34766381
Wrong Aquarius. https://youtu.be/kxUdFQ6N_OI

How does this page feel about pretty women having pre-marital relations with 14 year old boys?
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Premarital sex is wrong.
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connnecticut gril
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She would rather risk jail and touch a little boys penis then touch a robot. Let that sink in

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>tfw pasty pigskin white guy and can't compete with superior Latin men
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What about me, am I white? Can I pass as local in your country?
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>>34766388
The Peruvian.
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>Whatchy'a doin' rabbi?.jpg
>.02 cents have been deposited into your account

You can ignore globalist shit stirring threads by putting "sage" in the options field

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>okay now everybody find a partner
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I just choose the closest person to me who doesn't have a partner.
Works literally every time and I'm a gibbering retard.
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>"No Anon, you can't work alone. Now go find a group!"
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i never even tried i just waited until everyone was paired up and went from there

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Alright robots! Sit the fuck down, its story time!
>Be me
>My little sister starts to date this asain guy
>Stereotypical ching chong
>Always made fun of him
>His family was rich as absolute fuck
>Always buying my sister shit
>Think nothing of it until he tells her he'll buy her a Porsche
>doubt.png
>He actually fucking does it
>Couldn't believe my eyes when I see my sister's new car
>At the time, I was driving a shitty 2003 Ford Focus that was going to shit
>Really wanted a Ford Camaro
>Realize that this was an easy opportunity to get it
>I was going to take advantage of the chink's wealth
>Realize I'm gonna have to earn his trust
>Try to win his favor by doing whatever he wants
>Basically his servant for several months
>Never revealed my true intentions
>Whenever he was around me, I would intentionally go to google and look up Camaros
>Keep dropping hints without directly stating what I want
>Fast forward to 3 months ago
>It was my birthday
>Being the socially awkward, high functioning autist that I was, I never had a party
>Browsing around /pol/ when I hear a knock on the door
>Answer it, but nobody's there
>Look down to see a note inside that says, "Look to your left"
>I look to the left, in the direction of my drive way
>There it sat in all of its glory
>A black 2016 Ford Camaro
>imustbefuckingdreaming.jpg
>Open my new Pride and Joy
>Find another note that says, "I knew what you were doing, faggot. You weren't even slick about it. Be fucking glad I'm with your sister."
>He may have been slightly pissed, but it didn't matter
>My plan was successful
>pic related
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fake as fuck

shouod have just kept the story at him buying her a Porsche, you may have gotten away with it
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So is this originally you then?

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>you'll never experience seeing Pretty Princess Points for the first time again
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>>34766039

this could be OC and it would die going to page 10 if not for this reply
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>>34766039
this shit is one of the few instances I can point to of 4chan definitively creating something I would legitimately consider art.

and I've never seen this one.

I feel like they must have been made by a woman. well either way, they're hot as fuck, and I want to fuck the woman who made them.

and by hotness... it's not a gut reaction, it's something that soaks in from the numberless circumstantial details & that feels very feminine to me

also the depiction of the princess as wojak

that just says so much about life

like wojak is the victim, and women appear to be the victim, but they're actually not... nobody can probably relate to what I mean, but when I see these pics it makes my head spin
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If thread no kill in few minutes I shall upload all of my pretty princess pictures

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Any other ftm fags here?
>tfw no robot bf...
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>>34766017
I rarely see ftm's in a context where I can talk to them. Mind if I ask a few questions?
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>>34766017
I have a Nirvana shirt too
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>>34766435
Are you Lukas Haas

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What's the best compliment you ever got?
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>"You're squishy."
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I work at an elderly home and old people regularly compliment me on my height and once an old lady said I'm handsome.
I'm 6'2
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>>34766040
What does she mean by this?

original comment.

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What did she mean by this? I thought you guys said to not be nice.
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>>34765858
I'm not sure what it means but send a dick pic. It'll show that you're willing to take risks.
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>>34765858
Send her a picture of your asshole with "since you've encountered so many, I figured one more couldn't hurt." Get a couple dingleberries on there first, though.
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>>34765874
My crack is incredibly hairy so I'm constantly rocking a few dingleberries at all times.

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"Hey there kid. Wanna try some dubs?"
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impressive mr roboto
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>>34765844
dam son

bloxxitybloxxitybloxx
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no thx, I'm fine

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