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>>34768122
weirdest b8 i've ever read

bumping

>>34768191
i swear to god it's not bait. It really works in terms of stopping the weird smell.

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>>34768122

Protip: don't be a musty fuck "The thread"

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Here's a great painting I actually saw in person when I was in Amsterdam

As a smoker myself, I really find this one appealing. Even for a skeleton, he has very little emotion on his face, and seems to have resigned to whatever comes his way

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This was a pirate flag meant to instill fear
It looks hilarious

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This one illustrates my love for 4chan, even though it is the single most destructive place I go. That said, I get most of my happiness from /r9k/ and /k/

>>34767977
Tomorrow

original post

>>34767977
if this is you in the pic. i want you to die soon also

>>34767977

This is how i felt for a while. Really wanted Hillary to win for this reason.

not really. why, what's up?

>>34767853
IS THIS ABOUT ME PLEASE LET IT BE ABOUT ME

said the borderline psychotic memer

>>34767897
Just making sure. Far out dude.

>>34767831
I'm not a fan of trump, but I was more opposed to clinton than trump

>>34767831
No , I don't give a shit about America.

>>34767831
I'm not a Trump supporter, but i'm always down to scrap. Wassup

Not many girls are enthusiastic about sex unless they really love you or they are extraordinarily horny, stop believing what you see in pornos

>>34767797
>Not many girls are enthusiastic about sex unless you are Chad

fixed

>>34767780

wow this porn looks really fuckin gay

>>34767648
Im currently just trying to get better at driving a forklift

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>>34767648
dont know what happened to the pic.
heres a better one.

>>34767666
I've got a family member who drives a forklift and made over $60,000 last year. That's a good goal to have, anon.

I'm just hoping beyond hope they don't automate it before he retires.

Do people ironically masturbate to things?

>>34767683
the video, the image is unrelated, come on.

orginalismo

>>34767643
Duterte is an idiot

>>34767608
confused

why do you even think that

and I know a thing or two about being helplessly trapped in your own head

>>34767608
He'll probably talk to you.. you just need to make it apparent that you want him to

>>34767608
why would anyone talk to a roastie?

6 right?

Original1337$:

1+2 = 3

6/2 = 3

3 x 3 = 9

So the answer is 9.

1, idiots.

oregano

>>34767568
Rape her, and prove her your not.

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>>34767568
mom came home sober and is calling me a worthless loser again

>>34767605
Rape her and prove her you are not.

>have two jobs
>saving for college and car
>try not to fap to hentai and stay off 4chan
>Procrastinate, fap and morph into NEET when not working

>>34767800
get a hobby and stay away from here. you'll easily be alright in 2 weeks.

I was a normie and became a robot, I realized normie life is fucking vapid trash.
But I'm beginning to realize robot life is like lying in a puddle of piss and getting high off the piss cloud toxins, so now I'm trying to relapse back as a normie.
But honestly, I don't see the point in going back, everyone is still an empty cunt, so then I end up going back and forth. Until I realized there was a space to go back and forth between Normie and Robot. I call it the Nether Regions, and when I found the Nether Regions, I reached out, grabbed and tugged and it came unto me that you don't have to just be a Normie or Robot all your life, you can be anything you want.
So now I'm a bodybuilding gamer who likes to read and supports Trump. Now tell me, what would you call that?

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>Don't think so much

>>34767460
Advice to live by Opie I've been beeing myself for a while now and I couldn't me less happy and it was an easy chance too all I had to do was act natural and all the great things just happened to me

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>You'll know what to say when you talk to her

>>34767443
i will ignore every other fault in your post just to point out

>loosing

>>34767443
>Hate all you want virgin fags, you're on the loosing side
I am willing to switch though
how do I transition from virgin -> cock holster for traps and/or cuteboys

>>34767443
>I feel as if this is it, my life's purpose
was it just a one time thing though

>>34767439
You shouldn't care if you fuck it up or not, and try not to say stuff that sounds smart that you can't actually comprehend.

>>34767567
Thanks that's good advice! Much appreciated

Have a clean room and hair