Fembots, do you have a brother?
If so, is he older or younger and has he ever walked in on you masturbating/found your porn?
Does he disapprove of you sleeping with guys?
My brother was kicked out of the house for trying to touch me and my little sister years ago
>tfw no possessive older brother to tease until he can't take hold himself back anymore
>>34769284
I have a 12 year old bro and he keeps asking when I am going to get a bf
>tfw you are 22 and still a virgin who finds their blossoming younger brothers tissues and sniffs them just to wonder if its cum and how it smells like
>take a Benzo
>Message that girl on facebook who you have been looking at for over a year
>tell her you want to take her out
>tell her not to wear high heels because your not the tallest
>Go drive over to her house and get her
>take her for dinner
then you get yourself a relationship m8
feelsgoodman
>>34769177
hows that benzo addiction treatin ya?
because they fucking crispy fry you
>>34769195
>letting a drug control you
I can't stand weak bitches like you. You ruin LSD and cocaine for all of us.
>>34769195
I actually think its a lot better to be addicted to benzos than alcohol which to me were the only 2 things that worked for me.
I'm looking for the most obscure images that the internet has to offer, much like what I've posted here. Whether it's memes or reaction images I don't care as long as it stays legal (enough).
>>34769162
not exactly obscure, but definitely unusual and not posted much because who the fuck is this degenerate, anyway?
gotchu senpai
origanli
>>34769286
classic bog
What does a good older brother do?
Molest the younger one :3c
>>34769115
0pen your heart & mind
i dunno i hardly talk to my older brother even though we get along fine and live close. don't think about him much.
we're just not that kind of emo dependant faggots that constantly need a hand to hold.
This is the REAL beta uprising.
>>34769071
>post pic saying 92% of left wingers are still living at home with parents and unemployed on a board full of NEET's
We're all beta's in a different way.
>>34769214
no shit
orifuckingoli
>activists
Which basically means anyone who makes liberal shitposts on the internet and went along to protests to impress girls
Who is this cute boy?
oh hey its kiwi
>>34769015
Lukas Haas from Witness
>>34769020
Thanks for the name, friendo
Court case today, hopefully this will result in police evidence being available soon
What is this case about? The families of his roommates?
>>34768975
Yeah that one, tentative ruling should be available by the end of today
Thank you for informing. I hope the catch will be big.
>wait at mcdonalds for 10 minutes
>"hi can I help you"
>"no"
and then I left
>>34768948
idk why but this made me laugh
+10 internets to you good sir
>hold the door open for some guy as I'm leaving a store
>he says "thank you"
>I don't say "you're welcome"
DEVILISH
Redpill me on the JFK assassination? Was the government really as corrupt as Bill Hicks says?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vBwoeup5o8
watch Executive Action (1973)
>>34768885
Conspiracy kooks theory original
PRESIDENTS BULLET RIDDEN BODY IN THE STREET
I'm looking for a cute robot who plays a lot to be friends forever :3
>>34768804
Plays what?
And I'm not cute.are you?
>>34768804
>I'm looking for a cute robot who plays a lot to be friends forever :3
plays a lot?
im not cute
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoBf/
After being a kissless virgin for 29 years I made an attempt to go out to a party.
>cute girl come to me
>we danced and talked all night
>she says to me she really enjoyed our night and she wants to meet with me next day at xy place tomorrow
>I was so happy that I didn't even ask her phone number and I knew only her middle name
>yesterday came in
>had so much hope and butterflies in my stomach (in a positive way)
>I fucking hate my job but I endure it hey I am going to have my first date in my life today
>I am so happy
>night comes
>going to the bar
>waiting
>1 hour passes
>2 hour
>3 hour
>she didn't come
>I was so fucking disappointed I literally wanted to kill myself
>today i called around some people where the party was
>after an hour I managed to get her phone number
>I called her and she told me she couldn't go "because I had to be with my family"
>"I will make it up to you I swear but now I have to go" and she hangs up
Why are girls so fucking evil........she totally destroyed me.
>>34768798
>you danced?
youre not a robot
just do normie stuff
>>34768809
my dancing skills are nonexistent literally I was just shaking my body like a retard. She confirmed it and she told me she finds it very cute.
>>34768820
Dancing is for normies. No exceptions.
Enjoy your normie live, fagbot.
>don't jerk off for a week
>feel more energized and motivated
>sleep a normal amount of hours at night
>jerk off last night
>sleep for 12 hours
>tired and feeling like going back to bed again
was nofap not a meme after all? or is it the porn doing it? I can't even tell anymore.
I'm assuming it's mainly a placebo, but I don't know. I haven't tried it.
>>34768810
>placebo
Like afterbirth? Ew.
The only effect from nofap I've seen is increased desire to fap.
Post best tendies stories, please I need them.
>>34768772
I once at a tendy, it was pretty good. I choked on it though, this made me sad :(
i want tendies so i open fridge to get tendies but fridge has no tendies so i get rope instead
i am gone
>>34768772
LE TENDIE
LE TENDIE
I AM SO LE FUNNY LET ME POST THIS DANK MEME EVERYHWERE
(that's you, now feel bad)
>20 years old
>going to finally take my driver licence test in two weeks
>my parents won't have to pick me up from work anymore
Feels pretty good, guys.
>23 in four months
>still no license or knowledge of how to drive
Good luck have fun my dude
Did mine when i was 22, last one to do it of all my friends still got nice car now feels pretty alright man
>Have driver's license since I was 16
>Still take the bus
Why we even bother to live?.
>>34768740
you know OP I have been thinking the same
dying sounds very comfy, I was thinking of looking for someone to do it together with because its a little scary desu
But I have people that would be hurt if I did so I have to wait until they are dead first
>No gun to off myself
>Family would not be too thrilled about it
>Too lazy to try another way
>Don't want to fuck up and become a veggie
Fear is a good part of it.
Wouldn't want to do that to my mother.
Sometimes, just sometimes, there is the hope that things will get better.They won't.