>have gf
>both virgins when we got together
>been together for years
>think back to all of the times I fucked her
>her room, my room, at school, restroom, public restroom, changing room, living room, kitchen, backyard at night, right when we wake up and right before we go to sleep
>never use condoms
>came in her mouth, in her womb, on her face, on her hair, in her eye (by accident), on her hand, on her back
>doggystyle, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spooning, and her on her side
>occasionally film it
>all of the lewd videos she sent me
I've been saving my cum for the last few days, and I'm going to see her again tonight to make more of these memories. I pity those who will never know this joy.
i hope my dog didn't piss in the living room again
gonna have to use a good towel this time
what a waste of a virgin
>>34772610
That's nice, you want a medal or something or why are you here?
I need some advice
I've found that what I enjoy most in the world is making other people upset, angry, or just plain ruining their day.
What would be a good career path for me?
I was thinking maybe an actuary but I'm looking for ideas.
Also, whenever I try to search for career advice about this I just get jobs for introverts.
I'm not really an introvert, I just don't like people and would like a career that serves as a detriment to their general well being
>>34772587
Parking officer.
>>34772673
Do they have to be intimidating?
I'm not really a huge guy
/r9k/ was made for original content.
So please post only original content.
Thoughts about mine?
>>34772583
Go to garfield thread, the normies dont have the mental capacity for originality
>>34772601
I actually came from the thread and it made me create this one.
'ere ya go
Onigiri Cement
what are normal people trying to do ?
>tfw a qt girl will never sit on your face in that position and shit in your mouth
>>34772534
Fuck dude thanks for the reminder. Why even live
>>34772523
Normal people try to be extraordinary
Who else wants to go on an adventure?
I want to leave this boring life behind, do something exciting and out of the ordinary.
Okay so listen Up
>I'm kinda introvert
I decided going to Thailand with my friend (who's a bartender and very outgoing). Currently I'm in my bed at 23:15 being sad because she got mad at me for wanting to go home early.
If you're not an extrovert, stay home and buy some new games on steam. Traveling is shit if you hate yourself.. All I'm thinking about is going home and either kms or get some meds.
>>34772497
I signed up for a student exchange program and had the best 3 months of my life. It was a towelhead country (I picked it specifically because other students avoided it, so my chances of getting in were high) so nobody expected me to know how to behave or fit in and it felt liberating. I knew there was no chance for me to fit in, so I didn't even pretend to be normal and people were like 'oh, maybe that's how things work in his country and he must feel so lost and alone a thousand miles from home', except I feel lost and alone anywhere on Earth.
>>34772497
what country you in mate?
>tfw you're not the son your parents wanted
>tfw your parents wasted 18 years on a shit like you
>tfw you keep disappointing you parents
>tfw your parents feel shame when they compare you to other kids
>tfw after all this shit. your parents still love you
>>34772496
You feel it too dont you?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i wanna die
My parents wanted me to be a doctor.
I even went to med school and dropped out. Worse feeling but recovering but we gotta move on. Parents are old and shitting know their diapers now. We are young.
>>34772496
What would you do if you were one of the parents.
If my son would be a failure i would still try to support him but i would want him to pursue a goal and as long as he is progressing and improving his life i would be alright with my beta fag son.
How dare anyone abort babies.
Abortion is fucking murder and the women who do it are witches with no compassion for human life.
Disgusting.
>>34772473
yea kill usef bubby
>>34772473
>lump of cells
>baby
pick one
>>34772528
Well he picked baby...that's the point
No one reply to this thread
>>34772458
who's this "no one" you're referring to?
>>34772458
Why not tho?
originaru commento
>>34772458
too late
chef boardee
Are there any legit diagnosed sociopaths/psychopaths on /r9k/?
>>34772445
I was diagnosed in my late teens.
>>34772445
yea but it was in mexico so im not sure if i trust the dudes diagnosis. plus psychology is a meme degree
>>34772461
what's it like? do you really feel no empathy whatsoever?
>tfw no fat neet gf to self improve with
But then you have to find some way to not feel like an idiot when she leaves you for Chad immediately after losing weight.
>>34772407
I am a semi fat neet trying to lose weight
it would be nice to talk about losing with someone and insult eachother for lardasses
>>34772616
Drop info tubby
Why does it seem like black people are generally less neurotic and insecure?
The reason why we've evolved traits such as neuroticism and insecurity is so that we can prevent ourselves from making big social errors that could get us excluded from the group, because in the past if you got excluded from the group you died. You couldn't survive on your own. So the people who weren't neurotic and insecure simply died off, unless they possessed other traits that made them super ultra chads or stacies
What confuses me is why the non-neurotic non-insecure beta blacks didn't die off. Was it possible to survive all by yourself in Africa?
>>34772381
Neurotic and insecure people are less likely to reach out to others, less likely to rely on external help, take part in group activities and such, and so they're actually more likely to die in survival situations. Humans got by by being social creatures - avoiding social contact diminishes your chances of survival and your chances of passing on your genes.
>>34772381
Less intelligent = less sentient
In Africa also they could just walk to a new tribe and join it. It was quite common, not so much in other parts of the world. Social ostracism wasn't such a deadly situation.
>>34773512
But you couldn't avoid social contact in the past. You didn't have that option. You would die alone. All you had to do to survive and maybe pass on your genes was to get along with the group. Insecurities and neuroticism kept people from fucking up and getting kicked out of the group
>make post asking a serious question
>no replies
>>34772356
>make multiple posts in thread
>having civil and informative discussion
>thread purged
it was going so well I just want to make a friend and talk to anons
What is your question OP
>>34772408
Wherr i cn find boipucci????
If you could go back to your high school days what would you do differently?
>do less drugs
>apply myself completely
>date the guy I turned my nose up to
>>34772347
nothing. I did alright in high school
>>34772347
Kill myself
Better do it then when there were less people expecting stuff from me.
> Wanting to fuck traps
aka having a mental illness wanting to have sex with other men
Hahaha why even? Women have perfect curves, are smooth, and much beautiful that men.
>>34772328
>traps manage to convince people that they're not mentally unstable attention-whores
>traps pretend they want robots when all they really want is attention
>angles, lighting and other techniques can actually make them look passable in a picture even if they're not in real life
>they imply they're more accessible than women despite being the opposite
>they post women hating propaganda to make it seem like all women are monsters
>they act like they'll fulfil the stupid anime fantasies of naive anons
>>34772498
Have you considered killing yourself and stop defending mentally ill men
>>34772527
Wot lad? I'm on your side. Read my post again.
Okay r9k I've had this feeling for a while that whenever I used to play Overwatch it gradually made me feel more autistic until I stopped playing it completely since it got old. Is Overwatch an /autismgame/?
>>34772316
its less autistic than tf2 for sure but it s still autistic depending on how you approach it
>>34772316
I despise overwatch. It's fucking awful. I played it for two weeks when it first came out and haven't touched it since.
>>34772316
If you play it casually and associate your gameplay with the stories of the character, then your answer is yes.
If you play it as a competitive team based shooter, your answer is no.
>>34772369
Most often when I see a complaint like this, its because you were shit at the game and gave up. You bought a $40/60 game and played for 2 weeks. Sounds rather normie tier.