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Signs you might be a robot 2017-02-10 06:47:13 Post No.34775450
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Signs you might be a robot
Anonymous
2017-02-10 06:47:13
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I'm only interested in the feet in this picture, the vagina I notice no more than the doorknob.
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Vaginas are not very aesthetically pleasing, just don't say this around womyn they get very offended and self conscious about how their meat flaps look.
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>>34775450
I notice nails hair and clothes more than I notice anything else but hey I'm gay so...
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Am I the only one who is weirded out by the fact that there's marijuana involved? Sex while high seems like it'd be weird as fuck. I like smoking weed, but sex never comes to mind when I'm high.
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GUYS I NEED YOUR HELP
2 Months ago i found my sisters dildo and after jerking a bit to it i ejaculated on it. Today my sister told us that she is pregnant and she thinks she was raped at a party because she says she is virgin.
What do i do?
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>>34775436
nothing. Your sister is clearly a slut that gets shitfaced at parties to the point of passing out. She deserves it
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>>34775461
she is 14, it was less of a party and more of a sleepover and the only guy there was her friends brother.
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>>34775436
Say absolutely nothing, as far as the world is concerned you never found that dildo and jerked off to it.
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This guy comes and slaps your (imaginary) GF's ass.
What do you do?
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>>34775427
get jelly because he didn't slap mine instead
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surrender my gf to him and thank him for being an upstanding white citizen and wish him luck in securing a future for strong white children
fuck niggers
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>>34775427
Ask him if he's taking his meds, because schizophrenia is serious.
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it's friday night and i'm so lonely it hurts
pls keep me company
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>>34775408
I'm here brah, contemplating kms after my latest venture didn't work out.
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I'm here for you, brother. Want to talk?
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who else /nosex/ here?
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>virgins
>on /r9k/
>>>/wiz/
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>>34775377
No sex in the 25 years I have been alive in the past month I even stopped masturbating.
Still wish I had a gf for cuddles and moral support though.
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>>34775377
not by choice, but yes, nice dubs
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>qt slav doctor added quetiapine (antipsychotic) to my zoloft
Did I just get memed?
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>>34775351
It's extremely sedating and I don't feel it helps much. Unless youre bipolar or ahving paranoid thoughts I wouldn't take it. It's a heavy medication.
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>>34775398
Im secretly super paranoid so that might help I guess
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>>34775351
*Who /medicated/ here?
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what is wrong with women and their fucking names? seriously, everytime they talk about their name is because they don't like it. everyone i asked if she likes it, they say they don't.
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>>34775341
Thats because they expect you to say that you like it, to give them validation they want.
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I like my name, I think it really suits me.
Good first, spectacular middle, sturdy anglo last.
I mean the last can sometimes be a hassle because people fuck it up with an Americanized spelling, but other than that I'm golden.
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Why would you care about your name?
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This is 16 in brazil
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>>34775334
Ok? What's 16 in North Korea?
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>>34775334
>implying there are white people in brazil
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>>34775369
hgjnlkkml;l:
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>his genitals were mutilated
>without his consent
>long before he *could* consent
>he still attempts to justify this barbaric practice
>with such absurd non-arguments as "muh cleanliness"
>when soap and running water exist
>he will never know the incredible sensations the intact foreskin provides for
>he's literally a cutcuck
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>>34775308
>he still attempts to justify this barbaric practice
very few cutfags even try to justify it anymore anon
most acknowledge that cutting is not a good practice and they would rather not be cut
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>>34775308
as a woman, uncut men are the best.
many women prefer them. ravioliiicockerroonii
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>>34775613
Who gives a fuck about what women want? It's not like you can do anything but suck our dicks and moan while we pound you anyway. It must be so degrading to get fucked. Main reason why I won't respect any woman ever. It's hard to respect anybody who's had a cock stuffed in any of their orifices.
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The height meme was bullshit im 6'3 and never got any pussy
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>tfw manlets fucked your oneites
fucking bullshit I failed on ez mode
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sup "clark" hows it going
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>>34775275
6'3" is manlet tier
6'4" is king of the manlets
t. 6'8"
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Is my every word/action worth less than the average person's not because of what I say/do in that moment but just because of my background?
How do you escape this?
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>Implying actions and words have any worth
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bleach yourself white like mj and identify as white from there on out
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>implying worth is objective
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How ya doing, robots?
You on track?
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>>34775239
Failed at 15.
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>had a kiss and did my driving test
Not so good man.
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>>34775239
>first kiss is the first fucking item
Its like they wanted us to fail.
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How do I stop masturbating? I've found a method of masturbation which doesn't require an erection and feels better than the normal way. I've basically got no downtime because of this. Usually end having about 5 wanks a day.
Feel like the guy at the end of limitless when he no longer needs the pills. I am limitless.
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>>34775234
5 times today and this stupid board has got me hard again
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>>34775234 how do you fap without boner
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>>34775234
OP please elaborate, I'm intrigued.
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How long realistically do you think you have to live? Everything I touch turns to shit.
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>>34775162
I plan to kms before 21
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I'm convinced that I won't live past 30. 21 and I'm already sick of life and I can't find joy in anything. Complete emptyness
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>>34775162
Shitpost then
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Hey big bro help me stretch
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>>34775155
Here, let me just stretch my leg and kick you down those stairs
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>>34775155
I have a sister and it's honestly not that weird to do these types of things.
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>>34775155
Stretch what, your pussy?
Shut up you know you'd want to