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I have no will to live and I still have dreams about friends I used to have 8 years ago, anybody else /empty inside/?
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>>34776733
How old are you?
Do you have a job?
Did you fuck up high school/college?
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>>34776793
19
College
I fucked up in middle school, I was doing decent in school but everything else was absolutely fucked up. I stopped talking to my friends the first year and messed up all of my social skills. I can't talk anymore without stuttering and I never really know what to say. There have been tons of situations where I had the possibility of having a good conversation but I just kind of look at them awkwardly and it ends with them just leaving. It has been this way since I was 13.
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>>34776910
Well I'm 22 and I started having similar problems around late 17. Started fucking up then.
At least you're in college; just make sure you get your degree and get an ok job. You can be happy if you work hard but don't aim too high.
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For all the homeschooled robots out there.
What were your parents/teachers like?
What was your curriculum?
Did you graduate?
Was homeschooling a positive or negative experience for you?
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>>34776679
bump
and yes this bump is original you fuckos
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my mom did it all with like a few classes in a program for other homeschoolers. she was pretty good at it but by the time I got to grade 8 math I was teaching myself. high school I basically just did online school but half way through grade 11 I just let my studies fall by the wayside so I didn't graduate. now I'm I'm college because the classes i did finish I got good grades. I have my high school diploma too because college courses can be used backwards for double credit. overall I think it was a much better experience than if I'd gone to school because I hate being around people and never wanted to and it would have been way more work and time. I enjoyed the fact I only had to do school for a few hours a day tops and could stay in my pjs and sleep in every day.
it probably continued a lot to my shitty study habits and sleep schedule now but I'm doing fine in college despite having never gone to a "real" school and I think I'm doing better than most of the school drones. I feel like I was allowed to develop into a more interesting and mature person because of it.
I have no trouble making friends, and people like me, I just don't want friends.
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>>34777043
I'm glad you had a positive experience. Homeschool can be a good thing for introverted and awkward children who'd end up being socially isolated in public school.
Being able to teach yourself is also a valuable life lesson. Even though my homeschooling was terrible, I also feel like it helped me to develop more fully than I would have in public school.
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>made a pro-trump rap
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ICBQcDABrl
Lyrics:
Aww shit
Get your backpacks ready you're about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go
Trump got my vote
Trump got my vote
Everybody hates me cause' trump got my fucking vote
Trump got my vote motherfucker take a look at me
Now stop patronizing about the LGBT
Working nine to five, will afford my boat
Call me a motherfucker cause' trump got my fucking vote
I take a picture, trick, with my new phone, bitch
We're drinking Champagne, the economy is so sick
I've got my diversity and my runescape
I'm getting paychecks, you get pepper sprayed
I'm riding the trump train, doing memes and shit
Obama's resigning, trump is president elect
This is democracy, this is real as it gets
He got my vote 8 years you will never forget
Trump got my vote and, he's in the house and
I got an amazon prime and they got my fingerprint
My vote brings the balance, I'm a real hero
If you're at the border, you better not bother me-oh
{grow the fuck up, this pres is REAL!!!}
Fuck hillary, i gave trump a vote motherfucker
Fuck bernie, i'll work for my cash motherfucker
Fuck This, got to clear my throat motherfucker
your crys just making noise motherfucker
sjw, if you could see this now
safes zones in arabia just ask trump how
Gonna meet up with putin and kim somehow
Like Kevin Spacey, 'She lost but she played to win'
Yeah, never thought I would give trump a vote
I guess we're now all on the same boat, REPUBLICAN look at meeee ohhh
never thought i would get all this cash
blonde hitler stopped a financial crash
don't hate but I'm glad
he has no
mustaaaaache
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You sound like you're in a room late at night and have to whisper to not wake anyone up.
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>>34776591
Thought this was the board for neets... so this shouldn't suprise anyone i guess
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Bumping because pro trump thread
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Comfy Friday Night edition
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going on a hike tomorrow lads
I'll take some pics for you
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wtf a britfeel nigga
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Britfeel, tell me about your sexual organs
At what point does someone go from being a robot into a normie?
>going to lose my virginity in a little over 48 hours
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>>34776423
Storytime and then fuck off.
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>>34776453
I'm going to another country to have gay sex, desu.
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>>34776423
When at least one ok girl is giving him attention.
Also,
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT OF MY BOARD!!!!
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>a-anon?! how the hell did you get in here? m-me? chad and i were just getting started, but then he realized we didn't have any ball gags so he went out to get some. c-could you please get out now?
what do you do?
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>>34776403
>c-could you please get out now
leave
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>>34776403
BDSM kills my boner, I'd just leave without saying a word.
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If shes into this degenerate shit, she would enjoy me raping her desu senpai
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who here experienced /psychosis/ before?
I had a one-off episode a few months ago last year. The fucking cringeworthy, edgy, weird shit I did will serve for years of embarassing memories.
I'll start with just one of many:
>nice sunny day
>already pretty gone mentally, thinking everything within a small radius away from my house has fast-forwarded into the future and everyone is full of pure love
>set out on a walk in the local area to see what the future's like
>sit on a bench 5 minutes from my house (where I've always lived) on a very public road
>many cars and people pass by
>everyone stares at me for a split second before looking away
>suddenly come to a "realisation" that i've died and i'm observing myself as having lived all these lives in another timeline
>break down into hysterical tears, wailing like nothing you ever heard
>stamping my foot on the ground yelling "NO!!!!!!!!!"
>make eyecontact with everyone who passes me because i think nobody can actually see me
>someone comes over to help
>think he's an angel to guide me, tell him what i think's going on
>calls ambulance
>paramedics crouching down in front of me on this public road right near my house
>icing on the cake
Please, tell me I'm not the only one.
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That's good! Post more.
Anyway I think I'm on a one way trip spiralling down mentally and it's scary. Possibly psychosis.
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How do you fucking retards rationalize impossible delusions like that?
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>>34776724
Why is it "good"?
What sorta symptoms you getting?
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HELP!!! Does anyone remember what animal was the one that is super loyal? The wife who doesn't mate with anyone after her husband passes away because she's depressed? LOVE BIRDS? Which one was it? Thank you!!
the one that never mates with a different partner help?
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>>34776187
Swans
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Foxes.
qrw
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>>34776187
penguins
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ITT rate the seven sins based off how much you have of each
pic unrelated
Greed: 6/10
Lust: 8/10
Pride: 7/10
Sloth: 6/10
Gluttony: 9/10
Envy: 2/10
Wrath: 3/10
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>>34776184
>Greed: 1/10
>Lust: 5/10
>Pride: 8/10
>Sloth: 9/10
>Gluttony: 1/10
>Envy: 2/10
>Wrath: 3/10
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Greed: 2/10
Lust: 5/10
Pride: 8/10
Sloth: 5/10
Gluttony: 2/10
Envy: 8/10
Wrath: 2/10
Pride and Envy for life.
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Greed: 1/10
Lust: 1/10
Pride: 1/10
Sloth: 1/10
Gluttony: 1/10
Envy: 1/10
Wrath: 10/10
>living with alcoholic fat ass roommate
>both broke as shit, barely being able to afford food
>cousin moving to San Francisco because works for Coast Guard
>brings a truckload of meat pre-cooked, fully cooked, and raw of all types, from turkey to hot dogs and burgers, to pork chops and ribs, from steaks to roasted and fried chicken wings he had in his fridge
>he didn't wanna throw away almost $400 dollars worth of meat
>holy fucking yum I have enough food for 2 fucking months
>never seen my fridge that full in the entire 2 years I've been living in this apartment
>fatass roommate comes home from wagecuck job
>goddayyummm anon!!! Did you hit the powerbal of something? Where the fuck this buffet came from? Holy fucking yum
>haha n-no, fatnon, cousin is going to SF so he didn't wanna throw away all that meat
>fuck yeah man, now we can eat like real people not like homeless
>double top kek
>suddenly remember that fatass roommate is like a vacuum when he gets high and drunk as fuck so he would eat all that in 3 weeks or less
>listen here fat ass, save at least 50% of that for me, that I don't drink or smoke every day like he does
>pepewithgun.jgp
>whatever anon, don't be so greedy
>somehow I don't trust him
>tl;dr I live with an alcoholic fatass roommate that acts like a vacuum when he's smoking/drinking and just got a full truck of meat that I know he'll eat in less than 3 weeks and leave nothing for me
Wat do?
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serve that fat fuck bread, pasta, rice, potato etc keep the meat for yourself
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just stop sharing food you retard
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>>34776839
If I put it in the fridge he'll see it, and I won't be so greedy by not letting him eat. Whenever I don't have money, he got my back, but I can't have his fat back because he eats at least 10 pounds of food every 3 days
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Robots, I need help.
I fell for the tinder meme. I had tried it before, but never had any matches. Some guys here said that it was because I was swiping right to every girl so I decided to give it another try.
As usual, I was having no matches, but then I got matched with a fucking stacy. I said something to her because of why not, but I didn't expect that she was going to answer. She did. And we're chatting the whole afternoon. And then she said that she lives in my fucking neighboorhood. Like to blocks away.
what the fuck do I do? I can pretend to be normie-like online, but I'm a completely social disaster IRL. Also, I'm way much uglier then irl than in my pics.
I'm scared. What if she wants to see me?
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Skype maybe ?
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>>34776133
Tell her your super shy and awkward. Alcohol may help so drink some wine with her and have anal sex.
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>>34776174
Never do this! "I'm shy" is an instant termination of a potential relationship with a normie girl.
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It's my birthday today and I feel more alone than usual
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Happy birthday, man
They become less of a big deal as the years go by. I was working a tough job my last birthday and was getting shit from my coworkers with bad attitudes, but I just trucked through it without bringing up that it was my birthday.
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Have a nice birthday anon, make sure to eat some cake.
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>>34776094
happy birthday anon.
i've spent many birthdays with only my parents.
do something special for yourself.
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>tfw so poor I can't afford internet and only eat rice and beans for breakfast and dinner (cant afford lunch anymore)
I can't even get a job because no car or license, what the fuck do i do?
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>>34776059
Do you live at home?
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>>34776059
Try going to a work center or shelter.
Also please don't be one of those people who fake being poor and take advantage of peoples kindness.
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>>34776093
Yes. I live with my mother. She works for 10.70 an hour. She is in a lot of debt though so we can only afford to spend a few bucks on food and the rest on bills. Can't even do laundry so my clothes smell awful.
>>34776143
What's a work center?
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>I'm the failure child
>brother is successful and makes mom proud
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>>34776046
oh yeah, thanks for reminding me of that, anon
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victory can only be achived by other's defeat.
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>>34776068
no shit sherlock thats the definition of victory
Robots banned from seeing movies. How will /r9k/ ever recover?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cinema-bans-single-men-new-9795422
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>>34776032
>literally banning people from something
It's like they want us to use this as an argument to being able to keep muslims out of our country.
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The UK is such a cesspit
and of course no liberal will be outraged by this
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>>34776075
Irelands not in the UK anymore thank god