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>>34778177
first fap. instant regret. even without anything to compare it.

>>34778177
By the time I was 16, I just looked down and realized.
It's short AND really bent to the left.
I knew that I would, and never will, have sex.

>>34778177

Is that 5 inches?

You seem to have some pelvic fat, you should try to push the measure tape until you press on the bones, that will give you the real length.

In some places, yes.

>>34778138
>>killing yorself is illegal
Pretty sure that's just to give police the legal authority to try to prevent it, when entering someone's home or such. Something like that.

>>34778150
Everywhere.
You arent smart enough to do it right?
Lets make your life worse.

Takin you to crazy jail.
No wanking
No burger king
No chaddar ruffles.

Just medication itchy sheets and some faggot watching you shower.

Tell me how anyof that is preferable to the nothingness of dead

No, go for it.

Sounds pretty hot actually. Where can I read this?

as the man's oneitis? is this a gender bender fantasy?

>>34778045
But seriously, we can't let him get the nuclear codes

former trump voter here, not gonna lie, i'm laughing my ass off.

but in all seriousness we've gotta stop this guy from having access to the nuclear codes

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fuck off bernie

you're an annoying socialist and I saged your thread

It's just... there.
>tfw no Misaki to give you motivational speeches

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Oh, hello there dumb misakiposters

Sorry, I almost didn't see you there. With these threads on the brink of death, it's easy to overlook you all these days.

>>34778083
srry bb, first time making the thread since it was getting a little late
>>34778241
It's on life support, i'll keep making the threads until someone picks it back up.

>>34777945
Just update me when you all whip your cocks out I'm curious who the group slut is.

When you said "Nerd" party I thought you meant a part where people dressed up like nerds.

>>34777981
I feel like the odd one out even though i brought pizza might leave soon

i don't get why people live in rundown shitholes like pic related, I've been to these types of places all the time when I'm hanging around drug-buddies, and i really don't fucking get why people willingly ruin their living space

>>34778057
They don't live there, it's obviously a place they go to party and hang out. Abandoned homes like this are everywhere in college towns.

>>34778088
no it was actually where they lived

iktfmybro

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i..
i do this as well
anon

>>34778343
>>34778424

samefag

oreos

It was me.

Your bait is absolutely adorable.

>>34777905
and this is bad because...?

origami

>>34777905
show body to confirm cootie patootie

>tfw parents never pushed me to do anything
>mom asked me to do chores but I didn't want to so she gave up
>didn't care what I ate or anything
>now lazy as fuck

tfw my life was ruined because my brain produces too much or not enough for certain chemicals

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ITT: We blame our parents for all our problems and refuse to accept responsibility for any of it.

>>34777863
possibly a collective mind thing
people that like life have always been there, and since they have better social skills(I assume) they can get more people into their group
so the "life is good" thought is spread, and people don't think much about it, so it stays there

>>34778026
so people basically don't think for themselves?
How do they live 80 years without doubts regarding this collective thought?

>>34777863
desu its just years of conditioning to fuel da society

Probably just kill yourself

>>34777855
maybe see a child psychologist who also sees adult patients

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>mfw even OPs therapist is sick of his shit

The therapist sounds like a cunt 2bh

Have you visited any friends recently? Stayed in a hotel? Sat on furniture in a public area?

Do you live in an apartment? They can travel between apartments quickly too

>>34777844
they are attracted to the AIDS ridden skidmarks you leave in your bedsheets

Probably just bad luck if you're a shut-in like you should be.
If you're a normalfag it's karma.

>>34777820
>tfw want big booty gf
>tfw nothing but skinny girls around here

that girl is not thick at all, she just has a decently shaped ass

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>>34777951
I can go even further.

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>>34777787
No.
Also bring this cringe out of my board.

>fucking teenage girls on the regular
>robot
nah fuck off normalfag

>>34777853
>>34777812
There's no proof of that. And fuck you, you're the normies.