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I'm going to get banned for this but I don't care, it's a good thing, I'll finally stop coming here.
I've been browsing 4chan since I was 9, I've never had a real personality, I just went with whatever was trending on 4chan
That was a big mistake.
But I want to change things around, I still have time, you guys were always the grown-ups that I've respected since I've never had those irl.
The thing is I don't want to become like you, as I grew older I understood that this kind of life can never be fulfilling, especially in my country.
I want to you to be proud of me, but I also want you to help me, help me become a better person.
My first objective is to lose weight, I'm 86 kg, sure that doesn't sound too bad, but I look fat I don't know how it works, especially because I'm 183 cm which is a good height.
I guess if I lose weight I'll be able to gain enough confidence to talk to people.
I'm having no trouble with my studies I'm doing well and I plan to do a med school.
I just want you to be proud of me, you're the closest persons that I can call parents, so please help out.
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>>34778797
I'm 181cm and 83kg, just a bit of chub. Maybe try gaining some muscle?
Also how old are you? Probably underage since you said you'd get banned.
Having some 20yo losers as your role models isn't a good thing
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>>34778867
I can't stand gyms, they're full of people, I feel like they constantly make fun of me.
When I first got on 4chan it was 2008, you can do the maths.
I meant what would they have done at my age to change their lives for the better, I can follow dumb guides on Google and stupid book, but I feel closer to you so it'll be better if you gave me advice.
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you dont have to put up a front here anon, we're all shit which is what makes us collectively better. You really shouldn't be looking to impress anyone, not even us. ESPECIALLY not us. that said good luck senpai
also take this, might help, a big thing that made losing weight easy for me was being able to physcially measure food without having to count calories and obsess about it like a autist sperg
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>get ready to hang myself on my doorknob
>roommate comes home as soon as I get my noose set up
>says he just got fired and will probably be home 24/7 now
PIECE OF SHIT LOSER FUCK JUST LEAVE THE HOUSE FOR 20 MINUTES SO I CAN KILL MYSELF!
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>>34778748
[attention]
Here you go.
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just kill yourself in a school bathroom faggot goddamn
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>>34778774
Goodness. Reddit is here early today.
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About to eat a salad for the first time ever. Wish me luck fellow robots.
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DON'T DO IT ANON
YOU'RE TOO YOUNG
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>>34778742
Are you on HRT? Most women (men) who transition eat lots of salads.
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>>34778802
>Are you on HRT?
>women (men)
Die
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Am I white /r9k/? Can I pass as a local in your country?
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>>34778669
100% Germanic blood blessed by Odin himself.
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>>34778767
this
fsdfsdfgsgsgf
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>>34778669
Go away u Aryan Nazi looking person
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How do we un-JUST Nintendo, robots? They used to be known for being great, and their name was synonymous with video games, and now they're the laughing stock of the industry.
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1. Xbox
2. Nintendo
3. PC
99999. PlayStation
in terms of personal enjoyment t b h
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>>34778667
I still play Wii Sports when people come over, enjoy my WiiU more than any other console atm, and I'm on the Zelda:BotW hype train.
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>>34778667
>muh Nintendo are DOOMED
Who cares if they're the laughing stock of some neckbeards on 4chan, they're pretty succesful and have many great games
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>white women saying fuckboy
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Didn't they start the use of that term
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>white women being anything other than a sexual object for my desire
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>>34778597
>black women existing
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>manlet
>dicklet
>jawlet
>skullet
>hairlinet
>eyelet
>skinlet
>voicelet
I never asked for this ride
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>>34778529
>I never asked for this ride
Yea, you did. Now fuck off
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>tfw Slavic manlet with brown eyes
A-at least my dick is over 6 inches long even though I'll never put it to use
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>>34778529
You're a jew bro
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why do so many betafags have sunken chests? 2017-02-10 09:35:31 Post No.34778487
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why do so many betafags have sunken chests?
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its the one thing about being a beta that i cant deal with and literally pisses me off. i only noticed today that from a certain angle, i have one too.
this is fucking stupid and unfair and i will never get laid beta uprising FUCKING WHEN.
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Sunken chests cause beta male social problems
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>>34778487
Genetic trait. Sorry Samuel you lost the genetic lottery.
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My friend had one in highschool. He was bullied for it. Chase made him Kay down and peed in his sunken chest one time after school.
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Sup, wagecuck? Glad you are finally getting two days of freedom? I would be glad too if I was a literal slave like you. But that's the great thing about being a NEET--I don't have anyone to answer to. As a result everyday is a day of freedom to me. I don't have to schedule days off like a cuck like you.
Whelp, enjoy your two days of freedom. Just remember to do the chores. The house isn't going to clean itself you know.
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>>34778439
I'm a wage cuck and get 6 days off in a row each month. I get 14 days off every month. I sit at work and read a book and play on my phone all day.
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>>34778481
another liberated wagecuck here
I'm an in-home nurse and its great. I don't do shit at work most days, usually just browse shit on my phone and take smoke breaks, basically my own boss.
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>>34778439
You have to go back, ese
>tfw there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet
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The Muslim version the Abrahamic God is the worst one. The Christian version is better.
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I want to tongue a girls butt
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>thinking your words would convert or convince anyone on /r9k/ of all places
Shit bait.
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Any Drumpf supporters here? I'm gonna kick your ass.
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>>34778372
>pulls out phone
>calls ICE
what are you going to do now shitskin
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illegal imigrant reporting in im making so much money
shits so cash
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I remember in 2015 posting memes on /r9k/ about mexicans trying to get away from Trump
now he's legit deporting them
funny times we live in
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Despite the fact that Homer is a fat bald alcoholic, she loves him for his inner beauty...
Does women like this exist IRL anons ?
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>>34778361
Yes. Mostly in the countriside or in small towns, at least in Italy.
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>>34778361
No, they're always depicted as fictional characters for a reason, the idea of women like that are literally a work of fiction.
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>>34778361
Yet homer is funny, adventurous, cheerful, childlike, lovable, honest and spontaneous.
Robots don't have these qualities.
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Hey robots, I just started building an aquarium and it's honestly really fulfilling. It only costs about $100 to get into it, and it's seriously lifted my spirits so much. I highly recommend this hobby, robots. Just thought I'd share some pics, although im aware it's nothing special
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Here's my crab
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>>34778321
When u get more money start a discus tank they are so cool and fun to keep
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Nice, OP. I have a 75 gallon freshwater tank. I need to clean it. owo
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Help me senior anon, el presidente-electe Trump wants to deport me, can I hide in your comfy room?
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>>34778202
Only if you make me mexican food all the time and have sex with me.
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>>34778202
You have to go back.
And take your outdated copypasta with you, he's Presidente now.
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wtf i love criminals now
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Is it easier to get chicks when you are jacked?
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Not really.
Don't believe fit's autist's lies.
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>>34778179
Not necessarily /fit/, but having a good body as opposed to a shit body is definitely beneficial as fuck. Getting swole also does boost your confidence a lot, it gives you something to feel good about yourself, and that helps a ton. "I managed to achieve this, starting from scratch. I'm a capable person and I can do things."
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So what to do then?