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>Tfw you talk to grill for a whole year
>Goes great, talk to her every single day
>Tfw fall in love with her
>Suddenly out of nowhere, made no advances or anything I just get the message "You're a good friend"
The friendzone is fucking automatic nowadays
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>>34779326
maybe she already had a boyfriend when you started meeting her?
Iktf because that shit happens to me all the time (usually after first few meetings, though)
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>>34779326
You waited far too long, you idiot
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You can't leave that shit for a whole year and expect her to reciprocate the live you never expressed to her
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How would a /r9k/ meetup look like?
The few emanons flocking to the cyborgs/pseudochads while the actual robots are shuffling around awkwardly, with some gay sex happening eventually?
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>>34779310
sounds like a pretty good time desusomeone set it up
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>>34779310
At least we'll make friends.
Right?
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>>34779310
Well depends on what you consider gay, there might be a few traps and fucking them is pretty straight senpai. I think the beta awkward robots a few of them would get raped by cyborgs..
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what would society be like if it was impossible to cum except for inside a pussy?
vice versa for grills obviously
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>>34779239
It might not make a difference if birth control still existed.
Personally, I'd be pissed off if I couldnt skull fuck a chick's face against the wall.
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>>34779262
you must be really pissed then
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>>34779239obligatory boypussy post
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What's the point of your life?
What's the goal?
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none
none
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There is no point. We are little ants waiting to be squished, or talking monkeys, depending whether you've taken LSD or shrooms.
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>>34779152
first post litruhlly always best post
>jobs for socially retarded NEETS with back problems that aren't call centers
>no skillz pleeze
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Amazon warehouse like me
I make $15 an hour after six months and have great benefits since day on.
when i have overtime i make like $22 an hour
no interview, just a drug test
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>>34779115
what part of back problems do you not understand you illiterate nigger?!!!
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>>34779091
Online transcription website. Shit pay and hours though. And the semi-decent sites like Rev have super high standards.
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think you've have a bad day? just found out i have stage iv lung cancer with mets to my brain and bones
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Did you smoke cigs?
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>>34779071
Sounds like a good day TBQH, time to start doing your bucket list
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>>34779071
you think you got the rough end? IVE NEVER HAD A GF!
What are your recent discoveries?
Do you feel happy this thing is exploding and we have tons of qts making sweet love to our ears in exchange for YouTube shekels?
Is ASMR Darling going to be a legit actress now?
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>>34779033
>Do you feel happy this thing is exploding and we have tons of qts making sweet love to our ears in exchange for YouTube shekels?
not in the slightest, most asmr nowadays are just too sexual because of these stupid whores and it's just cringy.
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BUMP ORIGANO - ORIGANO
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>>34779033
ASMR is trash now, it's all about who's the hottest girl and none of those fucking retarded cunts can learn to properly set up their MICS FOR SHIT GODDAMNIT. SPEND HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS ON A FANCY MICROPHONE AND DON'T BOTHER TO LEARN HOW TO GET AUDIO OUT OF THE FUCKING THING WITHOUT A CUNTLOAD OF BACKGROUND NOISE YOU USELESS CUNTS GODDAMN.
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Is eating oats and performing squat really gonna make my butt bigger?
Or is it a meme?
Give it to me straight Anons, have I been duped?
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>>34779032
The oats is a meme, the squats aren't necessarily. Doing squats can strengthen your butt muscles and COULD make them bigger.
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>>34779032
Anime pic makes any post 100x better
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It'll get small then bigger when you start gaining muscle
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Should I buy this laptop when it goes on sale?
What do you think, robros?
http://www.bestbuy.ca/en-CA/product/acer-acer-aspire-e-15-6-laptop-black-intel-i5-7200u-256-ssd-8gb-ram-nvidia-940mx-windows-10-e5-575g-55nw/10497405.aspx
I need a laptop $800 cdn or less that can play casual games like LoL or indie steam games.
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>Windows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qsmZiecSHg
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>>34779049
p-please answer the question anon
i don't know how to use linux
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>>34779111
>i don't know how to use linux
You know nothing.
Install Gentoo.
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>maybe if i look wild Chad, Jamal, Paco and Chang will fuck and cum all over me even more!
This is the biggest redflag on women. Prove me wrong.
Avoid girls with tattoos.
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>>34778979
>Chang
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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What about Mohammed?
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>>34779093
Dead by jihad duty
Anonymous
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Why do people shoot up schools and not parties
Anonymous
2017-02-10 09:58:47
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School is a place where all types of people come together. Parties everyone is a chad.
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you don't have to kill everyone in school tho
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school shooters dont know where the parties at. elliot tried shooting a sorority house, but was stopped by the door lmao
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>>34778937
this is an idea! this way punishers could avoid shooting failures like elliot's
but one should be aware of a party having place before killing spree, that could be difficult for a robot, but definitely worth effort
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Female only /r9k/ server
https://discord.gg/6qhvuwZ
You will have to join voice for verification.
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>>34778890
>Bitches complaining about their boyfriends
One time my femanon friend joined a Skype group for ugly girls and they were all in relationships or at least nonvirgins.
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>>34778890
This sounds interesting, I'll check it out later
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>>34778890
Are there any females (males) with a feminine penis on there?
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Dear Asians of /r9k/,
I have an idea.
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>>34778849
>an idea.
what is your idea?
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What's this idea?
I hope its an original idea like this post is
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>>34778849
Tell us in all its originality.
>just realized my hips are wider than my rib cage
Not even lifting will help this
FUCK
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>>34778846
If you got really fat, though, that would make the problem completely hidden.
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>>34778846
You should start HRT anon. You could become a big booty girl (guy) and be a sissy
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>>34778846
>Not even lifting will help this
Keep making excuses so you don't have to do anything, buddy.
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Listen to me robots
If you even hold a sliver of craving for a woman in your life, dont put that shit aside and try to ignore it.
Ive been on this rollercoaster of ignoring feelings and loathing woman for 6 years now and it is life draining, quite literally.
Imagine how everyday despite whatever activity you do youre exhausted, depressed and frustrated. Everyday all day.
How fapping wont work 50/50 because the feels hit that hard and all the other times it just leaves you tired and even more depressed
Im a shitty shutin failed normie so I dont have any friends to go out with, tinder is a stacy/chad app and my self loathing and years of stress and depression wont let me engage any type of communication with woman
Seriously dont end up like this anons, i honestly can call it hell on earth, and i wouldnt wish it to anyone
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>>34778826
I repress it. Y'all should too
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>>34778826
>Mfw when she greeted me at the bus stop but I didn't make any effort to start a conversation because I had given up on life
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>>34778826
>>34778845
I've been repressing it. Pretty sure I'm gay now.