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>>34779688
because the thought of dominating another boy that is dressed as a little sissy is what get alphas going

Because they look like women but aren't nearly as threatening or weird.

>>34780113
This, absolutely this. Girls are too mysterious for my taste.

You're in bad luck I'm not on my laptop right now.

>>34779652
Only circumcised boys do it for me. It's a huge turn on to know their moms made sure they'd never derive more pleasure from sex than their partners. Even better if it was done by a female doctor. Boys should know their place.

>>34780423
>tfw cut and this turns me on but also makes me really angry

Clearly people here didn't considering the "robot" "normie" dichotomy.

I did not; i am a magical and cool human being who is on an epic quest

>>34779643
Depends on what you mean when you say special snowflake

I've had my fucked up horrid fetish since I was 4 and never masturbated to anything outisde of it, not even to sex, so certainly I'm not a normal and I'm special, even if in a negative way.

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>>34779638
>Sometimes wonder if the eye contact I make is too much
>Feel like staring at person, but then I feel I stare too much
>Avert my eyes
>Cast them back once more
>They nod
>Avert my eyes
>Wait a minute
>Look again

I don't know if I'm doing it right.
Most of the time I don't look into the eyes of other human beings.

>>34779686
Staring directly into someones eyes, no looking away is the most alpha thing you can do. Never look away.

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>>34779638
When I was a kid, I wouldn't make any eye contact at all.

Eventually, a bunch of teachers started commenting on it in late elementary school, and I realized that it wasn't normal to not make eye contact. As a result, from that point on, I now stare lasers into everybody's eyes, and everybody calls me super intense and a lot of times will even tell me that I make them uncomfortable as a result.

Now, the normies are the ones who won't make eye contact with me. After realizing how uncomfortable that it made people, I tried to reach a balance when I was in my late teens, but it's just resulted in me avoiding eye contact entirely like I did when I was a kid, or staring lasers at people, which, in combination, makes people think that I'm even more intense and am just mad at them when I don't look at them.

I can't win, but at least I tried.

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>>34779636
There's no escape anon. You will never be a normalfag. Just accept it.

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>mfw estj

I'd be a chad if it wasn't for my laziness.

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>>34779636
Just buy the filters and supplements anon and it will all be ok.

I want to fuck a black girl but I'd never marry one.

>tfw would totally fuck a black girl but only if she played as a tribal girl

I honestly can't believe how long you've been making this thread over and over

even by /r9k/ standards your autism is some next level shit

>>34779583
Fast enough for shitposting on the chans, mate. You don't want to go outside and risk severe sunburn or being eating alive by some dangerous animal, pacific nominal compatriot.

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i know this feel all too well once my internet went up to 800kbs for no apparent reason for about 2 months, it may have been the best 2 months of my life

>>34779623
i can barely play the few games i do play

>>34779576
Hung myself from a rafter a little after Christmas. Shit hit the fan and I was at a loss with nobody to talk to. The only things I remember was violently shaking, being extremely confused and seeing visions of I'm not sure what flashing past my eyes. Something inside me sparked to want to live. I've never exerted so much strength in my life but I managed to get myself up and out. Following that I was admitted to the county for suicide watch. All in all it was a point in my life that really changed my views on everything.

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When I was 12 I saw this ride at the county fair and decided to try it out.

The section I was in only had one seat left, but when I sat down I realized my seat belt was really loose and I couldn't adjust it at all.

The ride started before I could say anything about it, and I had to grip my seat belt for dear life as it threw me around like a ragdoll. When I finally got off I was fucking terrified. I haven't been on it since.

>>34779746
jesus fucking christ anon did you tell anyone

>>34779550
I dont know maybe I wou-
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>34779550
Go back in?

call the police to report indecent exposure, tape the chimpout.

Here's one of their rather famous songs. If you played GTA IV you may have heard it on the radio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--COGuY1imc

>>34779531
wtf I am literally listening to voyna from the gruppa krovy right now

also viktor is a qt

>>34779751
*gruppa krovy album

>>34779526
or has the game just died out

see people on twitch stream them occasionally

>>34779526
I 1cced PCB and IN on Lunatic, then MoF on Hard, then SA on Normal, then played the UFO demo, then got bored of Touhou and stopped.

>are college girls nice than the high school girls?

Nope, good luck, OP.

>>34779508
Go for an art degree.

Nope. In high school at least some girls still haven't realized the power that their pussy gives them and are genuinely nice people
Within the first week of college, girls realize their sexual value because there are a bunch of Chads that know how to get girls better than any high schooler and they are nice to her.
This attention tends to line up with their hornyness that only peaks well after their bodies develop, and you wind up with a bunch of entitled sluts. You'll wish they were like high school girls OP.

>>34779459
>advice?

Don't go

Drink a shitload of cheap alcohol, dance in the center of the room emitting sounds akin of those of a dying frog, then as soon as a normie approaches you punch him/her in the face and run away RRREEEEEEing

>>34779459
Make sure you wear some cute panties and perfume, chad will do the rest to that pussy (boipucci)

>>34779424
And when she dies you won't know how to function. Good job!

tfw I wanna leave my home so bad but I can't leave my mom by herself financially

I just wanna run away but I doubt she'll forgive me. I love her very much so.

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>tfw overbearing and possessive mother
>she even sabotaged one of my relationships once

we travel on the internet

>>34779390
Leave the discussion about the time we live in to the people who actually live in the time we live in.

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>>34779390
I guess he never traveled anywhere niggers were the majority.