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>>34781307
Ok maybe I didn't word that right I meant I thought most criminals who were violating against whites were rich and white with the power of attorney and blacks mostly just committed crimes against each other

>>34781307
That's what happens when you live in a shitty neighborhood and don't have a father.

>>34781333
I doubt having no dad makes you that bad and blacks in the ghetto have more advantages than say people in rural areas because they're near all the resources and they get free college

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>>34781303
>Tell me about your gross fetish.
Parasites, symbiotes and body modification are probably the most "gross" to normies. Basically girls that have for the most part a feminine female form, but something un-natural that sets them apart. Tail vore and absorption are probably the runner ups.
>Are you embarrassed of it?
Not at all, I don't get how normies can think of shit like this as "gross" or "weird". I find them cute and I'd gladly cuddle with a creepy qt.
>Have you ever told anyone about it?
I'm not embarrassed by any of my fetishes so I just list them off whenever people ask me online. I don't talk to anyone in real life but I probably wouldn't tell anyone I know in real life.

>>34781303
bad breath, body odor, body hair (especially armpit), farts, diapers (being used)

basically anything that makes a girl gross without being physically unattractive makes me rock hard

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>>34781683
oh man I ktf

ideal gf would take toilet clogging dumps and not flush, shower every few days, fart often without thinking about it and never shave her pit hair

and would have a muffin top

Joined the NAVY, so I'm just a neet until my shipment day comes.

>>34781289
i just stopped talking to my parents despite living in the same house. been a month.

Tbh i'm just going to interviews to make it look like i'm trying.
NEET is love NEET is life

>>34781283
ci sono io anon, cosa ci fai su r9k?

>>34781570
mi deprimo nella notte... e tu?

>>34781651
anche io, non ho sonno, ho giocato a dota fino ad ora, adesso prendo una pausa e penso che riprendero' a giocare dopo. Tu come mai non hai sonno a quest'ora?

>>34781274
They should max out all your credit cards week before payment comes so you know what real problems are and stop asking retarded questions.

>>34781448

I almost responded with a long post that pointed out all the reasons that your post is stupid, but deleted it all because the only reason you responded with this is that you're incapable of defending him

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>>34781274
He is operating on a level of memetic warfare neither you nor I could ever hope to comprehend

>>34781191

Someone forgot their pills today.

>>34781191

You realize this post makes you equally if not more autistic than everyone on this board, right? I bet you're ugly as fuck and just angry about it.

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>>34781191
I mean, you're either fucking blind or dishonest if you don't acknowledge the genuine existence of "robots" (people who are off and have trouble in society and socially), "cyborgs" (people who aren't as completely hopeless as robots, but still have a lot of trouble fitting in), "normies" (the average person who has no problem finding their place in the world), "Chads" (hypermasculine, outgoing, popular guys who have no problem fitting in in the world), and "Stacies" (attractive, outgoing, extroverted females who similarly have no problem anywhere they find themselves).

You can see this shit plainly in elementary school, if not earlier, and it becomes more pronounced from there. To pretend that those categories of people, or at least the correlation of reality with them, is silly, quite frankly.

Everybody in the world can pretty comfortably be placed into one of those categories if you're objective about it, in all honesty. There's some crossover and there are some who are in between categories, sure, but it's as plain as day.

>>34781147
their bodies aren't even aesthetic at that point and the one on the left looks like he has fas

This would never happen, because in reality Chads are more often than not really good people.

get an erection(small)

OH poor little robot, you were bullied ? People said bad things to you ?
You had it so bad in life, it's not like suffered war, or famine as a child, or had to work for a bowl of rice and sleep in a factory.
You sure have a right to hate a society for not standing up for you, for not providing with unconditional love at every turn.
Spoiler alert
No one ever said life will be puppy dogs and fair tales.
But I get it, it's easier t just lay down and complain how bad things are.
What did Spartacus do ? Did he complain and whine? Or did he fuck romans in the ass ? You might not have a chance to do what he did.
But you could succeed in life, that would be the best revenge on all those who looked down on you. Imagine all the chads and stacies who did this to you would look up to you and envy you your success. But no, they can still laugh at you.Because you achieved nothing.

>>34781268
Why should I care about the admiration of people I hate? You've formulated a better argument for me to get revenge. Success to me is exacting revenge on the very society that's caused me such grief. I will be successful and people like you who have mocked me will know the pain and grief I have felt for my life.

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>>34781144

Nobody gives a shit about what you want. >>34781268 is a faggot too. All that society expects is that you follow the letter of the law. In a nutshell, you can't take your anger out on somebody else.

Why do you give a fuck about what the 100 or so people you know have done? Don't associate with them. If you want revenge in any macroscopic way, you're going to need money and if you need money, you're going to have to participate in society. If you don't need money, then FUCKING DON'T CONTRIBUTE! Somebody else will create a poopoo pepe cable TV channel or liquidate the ESRB. If you can't afford revenge, somebody else will become president, ban Muslims from entering the US and get rid of Russian regulations. If you can't afford revenge, then somebody else will get a monopoly on local Internet provisions and throttle the shit out of peoples' data rates. If you don't do anything, somebody else will literally beat their opponent's head until they have a concussion in the UFC.

If you don't want to or need to, then by all means, don't.

>>34781121
5/10 is almost 2x better looking than me

I do not know this feeling anon.

>>34781121
>is there a worse feeling?
maybe that case of herpes or HPV if they turn out to be obtainable

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>>34781121
If that's average, than I don't think I have any chance outside my house.

Using piss jugs shows you care about the environment.

>>34781156

pissjugs are the ultimate green pill

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piss chamber pots were common 150 years ago. makes me feel historic

thats everyone

I loved her my whole life and I still do

I'm straight but I fantasize about gay love because gay love is the only love women can't compare I hate women REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (but I want one)

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Heres a clean slate for those who haven't prepared one earlier

Dude there's a thread already up

>>>/soc/24910241
>>>/soc/24910241
>>>/soc/24910241

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>>34781026
Still haven't made any friends through this

>>34781013
>tfw can't go to sleep anymore without smoking a bowl
>tfw those cheesy anti-drug school assemblies were right all along

>>34781013
Fucking hate it. I can stop but i always end up comming back. Its a fucking curse. I've quit so many drugs but can never stop weed for good even casually.

>>34781013
I don't care what someone puts in their body but holy blue fuck "DUDE WEED LMFAO" culture is a pain in the ass.

>"Anon never change for anyone you are honestly one of the best people I've met."

I'm severely hateful, don't talk to 3/4ths of my family, and just in general am bitter as shit, the fuck

>>34781607
Holy shit this was me

"Anon I love your personality"
"Anon you're the kindnest and funniest person I have ever met"
3 years later, used by people, disrespected and taken advantage of, offended one too many SJWs and now I no longer like people or tell jokes anymore. (Outside of here)

>that feel when your parents started to realize you were actually a dud

>>34781002
End your life faggot

This is the most original thing you will ever see

we are not discussing this. Period.

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>>34781002

the real question is, what is better, boipucci(male) or boipucci(female)?