ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOOOOOOLD
>>34781669
ALL THESE SHOOTlNG STARS
>>34781689
BREAK THE MOLD
>>34781840
IT'S A COOL PLACE AND THEY SAY IT GETS COLDER
Why do you have your shirt on? It's such a hot day and you're at the beach bro... If you're worried about weird looks from ladies, don't.. Just be yourself bro, ladies love that shit.
Chyeahahahah..
I wanna lick your chest no homo.
>just b urself, bro! ladies don't care about looks!
>>34781627
>how foolish of me Chad, I'll take it off right now. But before I do that...HAVE A NICE KNUCKLE SANDWHICH I MADE JUST FOR YOU!
Why do ugly people even exist? What is their evolutionary purpose?
>>34781622
They are God's cruel idea of a joke.
it's just the bell curve d00d
Same reason retards (although fall in the ugly category too) do
Why are Asian girls so superior?
>>34781619
young looking faces + generally conservative social values
How can white roasties even compete?
oregano
They actually take care of themselves.
>mom made spaghetti
>it's my favorite
slow and steady anon
>>34781608
PALMS ARE HEAVI
>>34781653
KNEES WEEK
Is anyone here unironically an old-left leftist?
>>34781596
>tfw unironically a Titoist
Yes, I was a unionist until unions became social-issue cuck clubs, and really started giving unreasonable demands to employers, usually spurred on by unironic communists.
I can't find much common ground with the left any more.
We just wanted to have a workplace where we didn't almost die every day, and be paid fairly.
Now the left doesn't care about the working class, except when they pretend to as a platitude, usually again when it's some commie faggot trying to turn us into revolutionaries when we just want to go to work, do our job, not die, get paid fairly, then go home to our families.
>>34782900
What is the difference between the old left and new left? Genuinely curious.
Anyone else had a oneitis who got engaged to Chad and/or pregnant with his baby, or at the cery least paranoid that it might happen?
Happened with a former oneitis of mine three years ago, though she either miscarried or aborted but they got married anyway. Considered becoming an hero and then tried to do SSRIs to desperately get over her
Gotten over her since then, but only because I have another oneitis (who's also the same ethnicity as her) with a long distance boyfriend in New York, and while there def no chane of her getting pregnant unless she cucked him, I'm paranoid that she's going to get engaged to him too or move away to be with him, either way I'm going to be fucking devastated and maybe even finally an hero if she does
Yes, and it hurts so fucking bad.
>>34781635
Is this really your oneitis or just some random person?
>>34781777
It really is anon why would I lie about it
>Want to fap before bed
>Sister has spent like the last half hour in the bathroom
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU STUPID BITCH I HAVE TO MASTURBATE
>>34781524
masturbate in your room you fucking retard
>>34781524
>masturbating in the bathroom.
just masturbate in your room
Fap in bed u dumb fuck
Ftm only
Bonus for super weird
>>34781477
Ya this is pretty gay
I'm 100% straight, but I'd fuck a feminine looking male trap over that abomination if I had no choice but between the two.
Jesus fucking Christ, we've gone too far with this shit.
That's a nice looking pussy. Shame about the rest of the body.
Why the fuck are there so many fat food reviewers that does not even attempt to lose weight?
Pic related brought two big macs because he said they were "too small".
Holy shit I thought that was Joey.
hahaha omg looks like a fuckin claw is grasping the big mac
the pose makes him looks like a hispanic philosorapter with a burger
It gives them more credibility. If they were skinny, it'd be just as ridiculous as a vegetarian reviewing different cuts of meat.
>meet a cute girl on the way out of physics lab
>chat for two mins about class then go our separate ways
>dream about her / cuddling with her / dating her etc. for the next straight week
what the fuck is wrong with my brain? get OUT!
>wtf my brain is prompting me to think about coupling, the cornerstone of reproduction in human society
who knows
you are really lonealy and fall in love with every female that shows some affection to you
>>34781442
>cute girl who sits in front of me in philosophy class
>too pussy to talk to her
>imagine life together with her
yeah, it's not a great feel
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion, too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one
Why haven't you devoted your lives to finding peace yet, Anon?
>>34781400
What an insufferable faggot this guy must have been
>imagine there's no countries
Too many different cultures
>no religion
Nobody is going to give it up, even the normalfags who pretend to be God-lovers with Christmas and Easter won't give it up.
>world will be as one
People have too many different views, races, religions, lifestyles, and culture to be "as one".
>no possessions
Wew
>No greed or hunger
Human nature is full of greed and hunger. You can't end it.
As lovely as peace seems, it will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever happen.
>>34781400
>hey lets get rid of everything anybody could possibly care about, that way nobody will fight if there's nothing worth fighting for
Such stupid logic, not to mention it won't work, there will always be something that people will fight over.
How can I entertain my boyfriend?
>>34781396
By not browsing 4chan you stupid bitch.
Suck his cock
Oregano
sit on his face while you browse 4chan
>tfw suicidal over my big hips
Why why why couldn't I just have a big nose or something? Why big hips why???
Huge ass, huge legs, huge hips, tiny upper torso wtf I'm an abomination
>tfw my ugly body was caused by low test which could have been avoided if I didn't have retarded habits
Might actually have to kill myself I can't stand looking like this it's just sad and it's not like the rest of my life is good either so I'm not losing anything if I do
I have wide hips too.
I also have gyno.
>tfw wide hips
>narrow shoulders
>gyno
>small dick
>thin wrists and small hands
It's not even my fucking genes, I just got cucked by poor nutrition and hormone levels during puberty.
>>34781561
Same
I was a hikki teen which fucked me up cause you need sunlight and exercise to grow right. The fact I have parents who allow me to be hikki should show you how fucked my life is
I wish I cared about my health at the time but I didn't I was already too depressed even before my body got fucked
When was the last time you got into an argument with someone on this site
Last night. Some retard was claiming that he could wipe away his 100k college debt by just becoming a citizen of another country. It went on for like 8 posts and with 3 other anons joining in to convince him how stupid he was
>>34781381
>Some retard was claiming that he could wipe away his 100k college debt by just becoming a citizen of another country.
Why couldn't he?
Last week I got into an argument with somebody about which Marui sister would have the stinkiest butt. He eventually conceded that it was Mitsuba.