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Kill her desu

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>>34782653
Not so bad mine of nine years came home one day and told me to fuck off with no warning. Now if I go a few hours without a drink I get the shakes.

I feel sorry for both of you guys. I really do.

But at least you had GFs. It gets easier after the first time.

I know it's not what you want to hear right now, but it'll get better every second. Just do something to take your mind off of it. Something you enjoy.

the same way i deal with any other day im gonna get high as fuck

>>34782645
What do l need to "deal" with? I live alone and don't talk to anyone.

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I'm gonna play video games because I've accepted that I'm not worthy of love

>>34782548
go upside down and its now a g-spot itcher

Based FPBP

Onigiri senpai

what's the point of even getting a gf if she would be so shallow to drop me over having a bent dick?

>>34782484
>What do if this happens to you?

Rape

>>34782484
You tell her to fuck off.

stop talking to self-absorbed entitled cunts who think that can just maintain a harem of betas that they can pick from when they finally want to stop absorbing every dick in a 10 mile radius you fucking retard.

I mean jesus fucking christ, were there 0 red flags to show you that she is the kind of person to send that last message before you let it get this far?

Or were you blinded because a girl was actually talking to you. you pathetic beta sperg.

Although im a 20 year old KV so maybe don't listen to me.

>>34782471
I hope you realize that this is not possible for heterosexuals.

>>34782471
That's not androids with artificial wombs.

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>>34782471

I think it was 6-7 years ago when I immersed myself in the study of Genetic ability. Talent is really all that matters.

Sad, I suppose, but I'm long past the point of feeling anything

>>34782427

Maybe if you go super saiyan.

Good lord why is your hair like that
No
Because the first thing a girl looks at is their hair, and next their eyes.

>>34782427
Nigga look like he boutta kamaehameha some sheeeeit

>>34782409
What's the server, anon? I don't want to discord, because that requires talking.

>>34782622
add me on kik and I'll get you in (server owner)
Unresobled

>tfw no Minecraft account
>Microjew wants an ATM and a keg for this old indie game

>>34782379
WHY DO THEY HAD TO INSERT THE MANLET REJECTION SCENE WHYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>34782379
Reminder that even with Goose-tier looks, no woman will ever date you unless you agree to give up your entire life and dreams for her

>>34782398
I-it wasn't cause he was a manlet. I-it was because he was a narcissist who only talked about himself. There's still hope for me.

>>34782352
no, that would be so fucked up. The whole point of BRRAAAAAAP-fetish is to do it on your face, particularly up my nose while I'm bound and gagged. It would be so disappointing if a girl was like "hey I'm gonna fart on you! LOL no silly not your face, just your nipples!"
that's just fucking weird anon, what's wrong with you?

>>34782352

I guess. Not that one, though.

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>>34782601
Why not? She's pretty qt anon.

>>34782270
>enjoy the movie
>y--thanks
wew that was close
this actually happened earlier today

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>>34782270
>>34782598
the trick is to make sure you say it ironically

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>woman comes and takes away my dirty plate
>look at her, smile, and say "thank you"

Well it's because since we were all young society has givin us the image that these are the attributes all males must have.

>>34782354
The problem is I'm the exact opposite of that. It's dumb when guys all seem to have different types, some even like manly dykes and loser women as seen on here, but girls just want the exact same Chad.

>>34782354

No, it's your instincts, has nothing to do with culture.

Self bump for good measure.

One more self bump.

Okay just one more.

>>34782185
>OP is a faggot

who knew

>>34782185
are you single faggot?

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>Gay guy hits on me
>tell him I'm not gay
>actually am gay

DEVILISH

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>Ate a Dave's Tripple with Bacon Ranch Cheese fries and a small soda
>Not even diet soda.

>lost 4 lbs so far this week
I'll have to leave you soon fatbros. I'm on my way to salvation

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I don't even know if I can graduate with a fucking degree

Who took the pic?
Very original.

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Canadabot here

>>34782174
My webcam with timer of course? Is this a rhetorical question? Is this you trying to be funny? Can't imagine anyone actually wondering this.

>>34782222
You're a fucking - close to - Chad and this is the truth. What are you doing here?