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Considering it was his gun, he would probably come under investigation, OP. Bad idea

>>34785602
no

do you know what it would be like

to have a son

raise him for 2 decades

and to see his lifeless bloody body on the floor

Fuck you you selfish cunt OP. Kill yourself after your dad dies

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>>34785754
For gun possession?
Or for murder suspect?
Or both?

Also I don't know how to fucking arm guns but I guess Youtube can help with that lol

>>34785557
Sometimes I kinda wish it did.

>>34785557
We saw it coming, it stood no chance.

>>34785557
P>>34785577
Kek
>implying it didn't

Is this world really the same one you sure it was in 2012?

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Please dont let this bread die

>>34785584
I won't anon.

Does anyone here just fucking fail at everything? No matter how hard you try, you're doomed to repeat the mistakes of the past eternally, even when you try to learn or improve.

>>34785510
This is a great story. I know it didnt happen but it's just good writing

>>34785503
>Got a 23
>Get a scholarship
>Could of got higher if math teachers weren't so shit

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Got a 32, but GPA so bad it doesn't even matter

>>34785503
21 is perfectly fine for the majority of public universities

>>34785495
A sweet ass custom palace

>>34785495
realistically? a small cabin in the woods on a homestead. but if i ever hit the pick six I'll but a castle in europe

A private island BUT with high speed internet

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>That feel when you hid in the toilets for the majority of your time at school

>>34785451
>transfer schools
>mixer for new students and faculty in my major
>stand around for ten minutes awkwardly then leave
Fucking normies

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>>34785451
I've gotten to the point where it doesn't even bother me desu it's better that way

>Y-you too.

story of my life.

>>34785445

"hi to us!"


fuck

>>34785445
>Thanks I have a girlfriend

>>34785396
By not being a faggot.
Now spread those buttcheecks

Show me the skin around you butthole and foreskin

>>34785396
Just get to level 32, and you get the ability to cast thick skin at will (1 min casting time, 2 hour buff). It's as simple as that

It's great for technical sex.

>>34785403
Technical? Elaborate.

I personally don't have one, but to me they seem to be too far in the uncanny valley. Sure, they're pretty close to what a woman would look like, but their hair will never quite look or feel like real human hair, their faces, always holding the same expression, would never truly look exactly like a real person. It'd be like making love to a mannequin. It would be more disturbing than hot.

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I gave up after a year and a half of college, realizing that even with perhaps the most ideal life situation possible... I was still miserable

Well if I keep to myself they have less opportunity to hate me.

When I was 17. Dropped out of life to play World of Warcraft. Now, 11 years later, things have never been better. I made the right choice.

>>34785273
I don't cope, I drink until I pass out when the feels hit too hard, otherwise I fight to push it to the back of my mind while I go about my day

>>34785273
I've been engaged and had a couple live n girlfriends when younger. I Have been isolated from society for the last 10 years. I have no friends or family, people think i'm creepy and weird. You accept it and get used to it.
Just gotta make do and try to control my drinking.
I'm more interested in finding ways to not hate society for my own failings.
I look to suicide as a possible solution for old age but I think we may have some really cool tech by then. Sexbots etc.

>>34785273
I've given up. I spend the time and effort thinking about such things on other ventures. Every time my mind wanders off I find something else to think about. Eventually, when it accumulates and gets really bad I'll usually end up dreaming vividly about having a loving gf and the feelings go away for months as long as my mind lingers on the dream. It's like my mind naturally helps me cope with lack of intimacy by giving me sensations I should be feeling but can't achieve in real life.

>>34785236
yea, good for self control

>>34785253
I'm actually on day 14 already, but i'm not feeling anything different at all.

>>34785294
you won't for a while, the real trick is staying away from porn. that shit rots your brain.

>>34785232
Just stop giving a fuck. Realize that cute girls will never have any interest in you, only aversion. So what she'll think you're a creep? Eye her appearance and try to make eye contact too, what more do you have to lose? You're walking past her so you'll only ever see her for 10 seconds maximum, past that you'll probably never see her again. When you hit the lowest of the lows you just stop giving a fuck.

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>>34785232
I always look cute girls right in their eyes when they pass by me, sometimes they even look back

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>see cute girl
>she's teller than me

>>34785230
lmao hacks are too obv mate.

>tfw my depression is no longer crippling
>tfw no drinking threads
>tfw i miss being nocturnal

>>34785252
So you're getting better but also missing your former self?

>>34785225
no it a shit haha

>>34785225
whats this
orgenlios

>>34785225
smash, smash, pass, pass, pass, smash, smash, smash, smash