Hey anon, can you come over and spot me?
Why get dolled up going to the gym if you are going to sweat?
i cant, i am a but a weak boy. womanly arms, no strength
>>34788291
It's not for you pervert.
what coping mechanisms do you guys use for depression and other mental shit?
i like to to think that one day ill get a portal device so i can travel around and do cool shit in other universes. (if i get dubs this will happen).
>>34788259
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cKngIfBj0V
i just get high as hell
>>34788328
spbp
awooo~
>make a thread
>watch it sink and fall off of page 10 with 0 replies
>meanwhile a fembot thread has 200+ replies because fembot XD
>>34788233
>see a ripe thread
>lay some tasty b8
>no bites
>thread falls off board
>cant use same b8 again for few hrs
>>34788233
iktf Op. I dont even bother making threads anymore.
This place has been ruined for quite a while now but theres nowhere else to go.
>>34788233
maybe make a more interesting thread dickhead
>Tfw hit every category
Should I feel shame?
>>34788222
>NTR
Good taste, my fellow intellectual.
>>34788222
>tfw get off to nearly everything in "degenerate" and have gotten off to a couple things in "seek help" a couple times in the past
im on my way satan
>>34788222
vanilla except lactation and i think amputee guys are cute...welp
How do I make my bf less clingy?
>>34788207
do you actually like him?
>>34788207
break up with him duuuuuuh
>>34788207
Show him the pictures of you fucking his best friend.
That oughta get him to stop clinging to you, whore.
I'm bored as fuck so I'm going to tell you a story about one of my friends I grew up with.
Greentext style because original
>be me, age 8
>alcoholic mommy loses her job out of the blue and has to move in with grandma
>shes pretty chill
>have to move to a new school, get nervous about it
>get introduced to a new class at 3rd grade
>i dont know these faggots
>one of them sticks out the most because of how equally lonely and beta he is
>if he doesn't have a friend, i may as well give us both benefits
>sit down next to him, he looks at me and goes back to playing a GBA he sneaked in
>his name was Lorenzo
>Mexican name, Black skin, White attitude, and Arab tendencies
>he was probably more racially diverse than segregation
>little did i know he had extreme autism, borderline special ed but just not quite there yet
>he has an obsession with his backpack and takes it everywhere with him
>he does this shit all the way until high school graduation
>the first thing he does to me is when i go to point something at his bag to try and make small talk
>"Don't freaking touch my shit, dude!"
>did I mention he's so white to the point where I've never heard him curse once?
>Class looks back and the teachers tells Lorenzo to chill and warns me to not to touch him
>MFW this is going to be a wild ride
I'll continue in later posts. You can also post your own stories while I do my shit.
some early memories
>same year, 3rd Grade
>sitting at lunch, we're semi-friends now that we've talked a little
>we have an interest in nintendo (I grew up with the N64 and got a GCN for Christmas of 2006) and he introduced me to anime like DBZ and Naruto
>at least we have a conversation starter
>we talk about random shit when suddenly this mexican kid takes Lorenzo's chocolate milk
>Lorenzo sees this kid take the carton, and he is not having this shit
>screams the loudest "what the heck" a kid could scream
>he immediately grabs his bag (which was heavy for an eight year old skeletal like me), gets up, and swings it like a mace, hitting the kid in the back of the head
>boy just got BTFO'd as he hit the floor and his milk went sliding across the floor
>teachers storm in to get lorenzo away from him while hes whining about his milk
>i can see tears in his eyes
>this was one of his many autistic rage fits
He got suspended, don't remember how long for, though
>4th Grade
>Lorenzo upgrades to a DS
>plays Sonic Rush and Mario Kart all the fucking time in class
>one day in a class he starts weeping on a table
>ask whats wrong
>"Someone stole my freaking DS and I'm mad"
>lolwhat
>say he should report it to the office or a teacher to try and get it back
>he does so
>i hear the intercom go on, teachers screaming in the background
>"WHOEVER TOOK MY DS I HOPE YOU BURN IN A FIRE!"
>teachers hold him back, he makes a screeching REEEE and the intercom shuts off
>utter confusion and some giggles in my class
>turns out he just left his DS in a cubby and nobody stole it
I can't recall anything happening in 5th Grade, but I had shit grades that year, don't know why.
>6th Grade
>move to middle school, get hyped with Lorenzo because now the cafeteria has vending machines
>Lorenzo and I wait in life for lunch
>bunch of niggers at the school too, they usually skip the line and make it a reverse hourglass shape
>for some reason the guy managing the lunch line thought he was skipping
>he tells him to go back
>Lorenzo denies skipping and i vouch for him
>the dude gets a lil fussy and tells me and him to go back
>i surrender peacefully but Lorenzo isn't having his shit
>he gets angry and DECLARES that he didnt skip
>kids behind him are getting pissed and just want to get their food
>lunch dude eventually has enough and tells him to go to the office for disobedience
>Lorenzo still demands to get in the line
>lunch dude has enough of Lorenzo, so he walks up to get him himself
>he finally backs out and just says "Leave me alone"
>he puts the hood from his hoodie on his head and backs away with edgy style
>I'd follow those words if I were the guy
>lunch man pursues, Lorenzo warns him again
>lunch man makes the biggest mistake of his life
>he touches Lorenzo's backpack
>RED ALERT RED ALERT ITS A CODE RED
>Lorenzo immediately elbows the fucker off of him and punches the glass on one of the nearby vending machines out of pure autistic rage
>the glass fucking shatters like nothing
>brutal.png
>security swarms in to get him down
>they had to tackle him down to get him to stop moving
>he got a few weeks of suspension and was now taking medicine
>he takes it throughout 7th Grade and early 8th Grade before dropping them after saying he wouldn't need him anymore
more wicked tales coming up
>April, 8th Grade
>I remember this day the most of all
>Lorenzo develops a crush on a girl
>she was a qt3.14 cheerleader who probably cucked nerds for Chad on a daily basis
>Lorenzo was determined to score some preteen puss
>He tells me how he's going to ask her out of her friends to look Alpha as fuck
>it seems like a plan for someone as Beta as us
>One day he says he's going to do it, a few weeks after his planning
>almost the end of school
>He gets up and walks toward the girl
>I don't decide to watch him, the cringe of him being rejected wouldn't be worth watching
>I go back to eating chicken drummies
>Suddenly I hear "WHAT THE FUCK" roar through the room
>my neck turns back like a fucking owl
>the qt3.14 is covered in drummy sauce, greens, and other shit
>I see Lorenzo opening a bottle of water and dumping the whole thing on her head and face
>her girlfriends, annie average and land whale go to support her after her destruction
>Lorenzo goes back and sits down with me angrily
>I ask what the fuck happened
>"She said no, so I gave her the nice guy treatment."
>he got away with it in the end and the middle school years end in keks
Has a random person ever seen you naked, /r9k/?
>take a shower
>opened the window all the way because it's hot and humid
>as I'm drying myself off afterwards I look out the window
>as I look I see the neighbors window curtain shoot closed and a shadow move away from the window
This just happened, I'm 100% sure that I did actually see someone and the way the curtain closed looked panicked.I'm aguy_
>>34788130
No, OP, no they haven't.
>>34788144
That's a good thing desu
>>34788130
My sister's friend walked in the bathroom when I was drying off from a bath. I was half hard from jerking off and she looked down and checked out my dick for a moment before closing the door.
Excuse me while I insert my Aux cable into your USB.
>>34788128
Stop this shitty forced unoriginal meme
coitus is fun
BAPIZINGERR!!!!
women cannot be robo-
authentic tape when?
ooga booga where da footage at
She's was holding out for a Chad to impregnate her. She could have had any robot sire her children.
Extremely rare pro tip: never ever admit that you are depressed/have anxiety/feel inadequate/lack confidence/feel bad in any emotional way to a girl that you're interested in. Nothing drys a vagina up more than that sort of weakness. The archaic emotionless man trope exists for a reason, it's because they knew that no woman wants to hear that pathetic grovel, they just want you to make them laugh, kiss them, give them attention, tell them they are pretty, and buy them stuff. Always keep your shoulders squared and never show weakness, you'll be better off for it and she we won't lose all respect for you.
>>34788096
Listen to OP guys, he knows what he is talking about.
Showing women any weakness never results in:
>"aww he's sensitive."
It always results in:
>"What a pussy, I need a real man."
>>34788096
>Extremely rare pro tip: never ever admit that you are depressed/have anxiety/feel inadequate/lack confidence/feel bad in any emotional way to a WHORE that you're interested in. Nothing drys a ROASTIE up more than that sort of weakness. The archaic emotionless man trope exists for a reason, it's because they knew that no STACY wants to hear that pathetic grovel, they just want you to make them laugh, kiss them, give them attention, tell them they are pretty, and buy them stuff. Always keep your shoulders squared and never show weakness, you'll be better off for it and she we won't lose all respect for you.
Ftfy
>>34788096
B-but... the main character in animes/movies/TV show are all emo and sad and they get the girl !
I-It can happen to me too r-right?
>accidentally made out with my bfs best friend
why do i keep getting drunk?
>>34788092
You need real help desu.
Go to an AA meeting. This place doesn't have any answers
>it's a roasty posty
Because just like every other woman you lack impulse control and can't take responsibility for your actions, I would assume
tfw youve been living with avoidant personality disorder, social anxiety and depression for a 5 years, got excited that it can be treated by a doctor, come on here find out mental doctors are a meme no options left but to sit and let each miserable year go by and drink myself into oblivion regularly and im only 23
on the off chance that you arent a troll and im replying to an actual retarded person; just because some other retards here told you x doesnt work, doesnt mean its true.
damn.
>>34788075
Check a specialist. There are people out there who can really help.
>>34788101
no im too scared to go to a mental doctor they will give meme meme pills that dont work, im just going to drink the depression away
>boyfriend has his folk punk female friend over again
>they're in living room with their guitars and covering folk punk sounds
>they're being super loud and the female friend is super smelly like BO and weed
>don't like it when she's with my boyfriend because she brings out the bad side of him
>she always brings booze and drugs and they always sing songs about suicide, depression, anxiety, substance abuse, and loneliness
>they watch old animated films or some really depressing movie
they're trying to cover this song ATM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlOKOAUX65w
Why dontcha join in on the fun?
Folk punk is great
That's okay. Your boyfriend is one of the 20%, you're supposed to share him with other females.
>>34788063
Lmao if some dick heads were playing this trash any where in my house I drag them into the street by their hair and blast 12 gauge buckshot through their dome piece
>tfw nursing student
>at the hospital for clinical
>they tell me to go to the operating room to observe and see what Or nurses do
>sitting on the stool watching them prepare
>the surgeon is putting on his gown and asks me to tie the back for him because the OR nurse wasn't in the room at the moment
>tfw don't know how to tie a know that can be untied, I can only tie a knot that is impossible to untie
>tie his gown
>go back to sit down and watch and realize that the surgeon won't be able to untie his gown and won't be able to take it off
>sit there for 4 hours worrying about it
>the surgery is over and he's starting to take off his gown
>he looks confused as to why he can't untie it
>someone tells him it's all knotted and can't be untied so he has to cut it
>loudly says what kind of idiot doesn't know how to tie
How do you get your shoes on and off?
>>34788056
I can't wait to go to medical school so I can shit on the nurses.
>>34788083
My dad ties them and I double knot them and I just slip them on and off.
I couldn't even tie my mask on correctly and had to rip it off like an animal and I could tell everyone was looking at me.
>two year gap in employment
It's over, isn't it
>never had any kind of job
>gonna graduate with a lit degree in may
>no connections
>no hope
you think you've got it bad
>>34788036
put up fake references or say that you were freelancing. or taking care of your sick grandmother. Make up stuff anon. Post it on /pol/, they can usually help you out in this stuff.
>>34788102
>freelancing
ok so who were some of your clients? can you tell us a bit more about some of the work you did for them?