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>>34790262
>implying any girls want to be my girlfriend and not just put me in the friendzone while calling it dating and trying to cuck me

Why the fuck would I want a girlfriend
Is being someone's cum depository all you exist for?

>>34790262
whenever i have tried to go somewhere and be social, people have laughed at me.

i was others laughing stock even in a school meant for retarded people and losers

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>>34790207
you're already on the list dude don't worry

>>34790207
>i can't believe I ate THAT again.

God in heaven forgive my soul and save my sinful whatever

>>34790207
is "that" what i think it is based off of the fact that we are on 4chan?

>>34790196
This is new

FUCKING RAVIOLI

I became heartless after being taken advantage of again and again.
now i'm the one who takes advantage.

>>34790230
c-can't well all j-just get along?

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Pls no edgy comments. I feel like I need to get out of here
She was my only tie to this godforsaken hellhole. I need to MOVE

>>34790180
>>34790192
Beat her to death

>>34790180
>I tend to her in every way for years
>Now she says it was all a lie
Holy fucking Mother of all Cucks. Did you ever confront her dad about this? You really should.

once again women disgust me

>>34790161
What do you think they do at their sleepovers

Major carpet convention

>>34790161
You'd have to be out of your mind to not want to make out with the girl on the left

>>34790138
this has got to be bait
no way this is real

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>>34790138
stuff like this should seriously be illegal. holy fuck

>>34790147

I didn't believe it at first.... search the text on google and it takes you straight to the page.

And I thought I was pathetic........... holy moly I don't come close.

Expert in orbiter for sure
She probably sensed your distance and knew exactly how to twiddle your heart strings. Don't fall for it. You are not worth some manipulative attention seeking witch.

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wow you really got jewed OP

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>>34790125
i really hate the term orbiter. its just a normal guy/girl friendship with the added bonus of playful flirting without any worry of the other person taking it to seriously. its literally relationship practice, stop feeling used and learn something

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>>34790123
Can you send me a message outside of r9k then? Go ahead, prove it.

>>34790123
Suck my nigger cock, broseph.

>>34790123
And this is my reality, and you are an asset created by me.

Anyone can say that and be right, technically.

>>34790105
Well you can try to help him, that's what friends are for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iNbnineUCI

>tfw all my friends became liberal arts majors

>>34790146
>Mark still lives at home cus he's got no job
Is he /ourguy/

>>34790088
I really don't know op.cant wrap my head around it ether so il give you a bump

For normies it's having childrens to perpetuate the specie I believe.

>>34790088
>Am I missing something
dunno
>or is everyone living in denial / not tellling the truth?
in a sense

>Even when I was younger and wasn't depressed it was clear to me that life is generally bad and not worth living.
why have you not killed yourself? i would assume that it's either hope or instinct.

our instinct to live is overwhelming and so we do what it takes to continue living. we reject realities that make it harder to continue living and we construct new realities to make life seem like a valuable experience or a special privilege. if we suffer, we choose to remain hopeful for the future. if we're happy, we avoid thinking about the inevitable loss of happiness in the future. we can interpret any experience to give it the meaning that serves our purposes and we usually do. most people want to live and be content more than they want to find the truth, if that's even something that exists. it seems as valid as anything else.

>>34790057
I miss 2003 get on my level

>>34790057
You do realise it's 2029?

2015 was over a decade ago.

>>34790087
>>34790097
do you see a comma after the 2015? NO! Idiot.

He has a wife he cant be a robit

>>34790182
>He has a wife

nuh uh

>>34790222
Yes he does

Oregolo

>>34790005
Anime is garbage and watching it will slowly melt your brain, hence why weebs are so fucking stupid.

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>>34790089
But this doggo watches animu every day and is fine?

>>34790005
Because God hates us and wants us to glimpse into paradise without experiencing it

>>34790089
t. stupid normalfag cuckloving scat fetishist

She wants the D dude

Say, "I want you"

>is that a problem for you?
>not really

you got this

No way man you've protected her for far too long just to throw it away at some skank who wants you to want it, because she's too afraid to ask for it herself and admit she's a slut. Keep your chastity OP and the keklords will reward you bountifully.

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Like this?

Origigigigigoo

No, they're disgusting. Fuckign degenerates

>>34790597
And this? Originalia