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so why don't we all just go Asia or some other third world countries to get some girls?
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>>34790730
I don't like Asians enough to warrant the trip
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>>34790730
romantically you could find the love of your life
realistically you'll get mugged, robbed, scammed, lured, used
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>>34790764
>realistically you'll get mugged, robbed, scammed, lured, used
sounds better than being ignored and rejected like here
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In a way, women get a "better deal" out of monogamy. Specifically, I mean that women evolved to desire strong commitment and paternal investment from their man. Whereas men evolved to desire to commit as little as possible to each woman, so as to be able to impregnate others. Obviously, this is an oversimplification but it illustrates my point.
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>>34790698
Woman get a better deal out of almost everything my man
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Sometimes I wonder how (((feminism))) was so successful in convincing women that all of these things that actually benefit them far more than they benefit men are so bad.
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>>34790698
This is not an original observation
This is literally how it's set up to work
Nature wants the mother to survive and raise babies
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STUPID ROASTIES WHY THE FUCK DO YOU COME HERE
YOU CAN'T BE FUCKING ROBOTS, HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO FUCKING REPEAT YOU RETARDED SLUTS
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO OUTSIDE AND SPREAD YOUR LEGS, SOMEBODY WILL STICK INSIDE YOU AND THERE
VIRGINITY
FUCKING GONE
THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE
BUT YOU CHOOSE TO PRETEND IT IS COMPLICATED
AND FALL ON YOUR OWN LIES
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU COME HERE YOU DEMONIAC BEINGS
WE CHOSE TO IGNORE YOUR STUPIDITY LIKE YOU WANTED
BUIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU HAVE TO INFILTRATE
EVERY
FUCKING
BOARD
CREATED
AND INITIALLY POPULATED BY MEN
WHO WANTS TO FOCUS ON THEIR AUTISM, THE ONLY MEANING IN OUR LIVES AFTER HAVING OUR SOULS CRUSHED
YOU ASKED FOR FREEDUMBS AND NOW YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE WORLD TO ROAM AROUND
YOU ASKED FOR FREEZE PEACH AND TUMBLR, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM IS OUT THERE TO POST YOUR STUPID NUDES
AND NOW YOU WANT TO INVADE /R9K/, POPULATED BY MEN TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT AND YOUR FEEFEES GET ALL HURT WHEN WE CALL YOU OUT ON YOUR BULLSHIT
LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34790624
Almost every "woman" that posts on this board is a lesbian and hates men. I honestly don't get why they come here.
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In your own words anon, what makes someone a robot?
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>>34790669
well for one, not a female
I did a bad thing r9k. I fucked my good friend's ex and now I have feelings for her.
Is it wrong for me to pursue this in any way?
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>>34790608
uhh
no its not wrong. So long as you dont really care that much about your friend which you obviously do.. you already fucked her.. so im not sure theres a choice here
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>>34790608
Just don't do it, lad. Women are transient in your life and not worth ruining friendships over.
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>>34790608
When I thought I was in a situation to hit on a friend's ex (not "good friend"), I googled if this was acceptable and to my surprise, it apparently isn't.
Like, almost never.
Which is weird because if they broke up, binary logic dictates she's available and you can hit on her. Any guy can.
But you shouldn't, apparently.
If it's a really good friend, maybe somehow feel it out with him before, because while some bitch will dump you in 2 years, he'll be around forever. Unless you have degrading ass-to-mouth with his ex he still has feelings for.
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Hi robots I am an ENTP I am the best please insult me since you'll always be frustrated by the fact that my ENTP personality makes me do things that are impossible for your INxx creepy brains bye I love you all commas are for faggots with
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>>34790581
fucking furry faggot get the hell out of here
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>letting an online personality test define you just so you can feel special and a sense of belonging
This is just like the sjw saying theyre nonbinary. Grow up, special snowflake.
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>>34790677
Oh look i found your taste
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>move to texas expecting freedom
>instead get cucked and told i can only buy booze from liquer stores and before nine
Is Alaska cucked too? Or can I excercise my god given right to get shitfaced on a sunday?
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>>34790559
Buy it before hand you fucking non texan
>protip
>buy a pistol before hand too, so you can shoot yourself
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>>34791130
All of this.
>>34790559
Dumb non-Texan.
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>>34790559
Fucking drink faster yank
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Who's your favourite pornstar, /r9k/?
Would you date them irl if given the chance?
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Alexis Bril
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>>34790832
Good taste. She looks cute
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>>34790975
ikr
I wouldn't date a pornstar though
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"Hey kiddie I'll be your girlfriend for a pack of cigarettes."
wat do?
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>>34790512
Tbqh you're not even worth the money for a pack of cigarettes
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>>34790528
this lmao. that shit is taxes 1000% in nys.
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>>34790512
I don't smoke and neither does my girlfriend.
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ITT: post your Youtubefu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTIPEsFnAJk
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>>34790500
The brunette:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wB_JnE88JU
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>>34790500
>ugly mole on neck
>excessive make up
>shitty eyebrows
>thin hair
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>34790530
Then post some alternatives REEEEEEEEEE
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Good evening, Robots. I am a prophet of Lord Kek, and I come to your board offering to improve your lives. Be warned that this improvement will require work on your behalf and you will not likely enjoy it, but if you believe, you will come out the other side a healthier man. If you are ready to take this challenge, please continue.
L O R D K E K
O
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D
K
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If this thread is dubs or greater, you must stop watching porn and fapping for the rest of 2017.
Good luck, fellow Robots, and know that I am with you in this endeavor.
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>>34790399
Well what the fuck. I didn't sign up for this I wanted to have a quick fap before bed.
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>>34790399
I'll take you up on that offer if you grant me kinky BDSM sex with my high school waifu within this year. Let the digits decide.
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>>34790399
the REST OF 2017?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
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>tfw went to the buffet and ate until I involuntarily shit myself because the pressure inside me forced it out
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>>34790318
you shit your pants at the buffet?
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>>34790350
Yes I had to leave before I tried everything
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>>34790318
Seriously man?
I dont think it works that way
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no early morning thread. everyone feeling rough and still in bed?, edeition
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nobodody else up, i'm off for a splif then a wank then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxDypJj70gs
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Do they not know there is porn on the internet?
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>>34790508
women be sluts lad, as soon as they start getting moist they crave the dick.any men in there will be torn to bits
sluts can not control themselves
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1) Replace every neuron with a nanomachine. Duplicate, decentralise, secure.
2) Use immortality to invent the most realistic VR ever.
3) Simulate whatever perfect (maybe apocalyptic) world that suits you.
Explain flaws in plan.
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Bump. Opinions required.
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>>34790304
How exactly do you make a machine the size of a neuron?
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>>34790363
Well, cells are much bigger than a molecule. And we could build a word out of gold molecules. Once the first machine is in, it will continue replicating and replacing, but also being connected to the still living brain. Hormones will be simulated, because of their usually physical effects.
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>tfw no dominating gf who locks you in chastity and trains your prostate
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>>34790274
Why not get a bf at this point?
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I shit you not I broke up with my last bf over this I was looking at those chastity penis locks and I thought well they're only around $100 and he can still per in them so I don't see why not the comments say she's left them on him for a week before as punishment so yeah it seems safe and logical right? HE REFUSED
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>>34790274
>I know that feel
>>34790277
That would be gay though
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why can women act any way, do anything, like anything, say anything, and it's still socially acceptable and encouraged?
why isn't this the case for men? why are there no beta advocacy groups? women can be boring and lazy and men think it's so cute, or they can be alpha and domineering and people still like that and it's encouraged
but if you're a man and you're beta, you're basically seen as dirt
where's my beta acceptance
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>>34790271
Your beta acceptance is r9k
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False because ugly girls don't get this card. Beta is a personality and body composition problem you can fix. Your genetics is not. Go fuck your self stop asking for autismbux and pity when you should be lifting
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>women can be boring and lazy and men think it's cute
Then they haven't met the triple threat: boring, lazy, eyesore