>wagecucking all week
>finally I can rest
>wallet is full
Only the wagecucks can know this comfy
>>34794085
but why are you wasting your time resting instead of spending your money on something
Agreed. Knowing you have money in your pocket is the best feel.
>>34794085
oh boi, look at all that money you have anon, it's a shame that you don't have the time needed to actually enjoy having that money.
> born with a vagina
> grow up being told how pretty you are
> see pretty girls highly valued everywhere
> puberty hits
> due to laziness/mental illness/bullshit, start to balloon up
> excuse it as just being muh condishuns
> graduate high school as a whale
> go to university
> supposed to be the sluttiest time of your life
> looks are going to start going downhill soon
> friends start "forgetting" to invite you to parties with hot guys
> only touch you can get is from borderline sexual assaulting drunk guys
> even if you were to lose the weight over the next few years, you'd be past your prime
> realise you will never get to be a hot slut every girl deserves to be
Why even live?
You have two options.
1. Meet hot guys on the Internet.
2. Lose weight.
>>34794069
>Why even live?
To make everybody as miserable as you are using feminism.
>>34794094
Wanted to add, the hot guys wont date you for real. They will just fuck you in between fucking the hot girls.
If you want a real relationship you need to lower your standards. Date short man perhaps? Or another fatty?
Tell me your name and one interesting fact about yourself, anon!
my name is anon and i'm 20 and a virgin
>>34794011
What's your real name anon
also nice digits
My name is Anon and I want to suck a fembot's nipples
>go to japan as a white men
>these girls say: We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children
>fuck me now
Wat do?
I secure it. I mean those girls are obviously fair skinned.
>>34793961
Secure it with the one on the right
>>34793961
Don't have babies with them, after all, they said WHITE children.
How much of a weeb are you anon?
>>34793957
I love marisa
>>34794046
I love marisa more
>>34793957
enough of a weeb to have TB of anime pictures and pretend to be an anime girl
this is good marisa thread btw
Any single australianons here?
>>34793930
fuck dis country anon, the weather is hell
>>34793930
fucking gook get out
>>34793930
>>34793936
had your daily heatstroke yet, kangz?
>you probably made your mom cum
>>34793900
>made a woman cum
>still a vrigin
who /cuck/ here?
d-does that make me a chad?
>>34793917
>he didn't slide his dick all over the inside of his mom's pussy and womb on the way out
How do you think you make her cum?
Why is it so hard to get a boyfriend?
I don't have high standards. He could be old, morbidly obese, have rotten teeth, have bad hygeine or be mentally ill, and I would fully accept him. I've even reduced my standards to accept short men now. I'd accept ANY physical flaw in a man at this point. All I ask for is that he has a job, is generous and provides for me.
BUT NO ONE WANTS TO DATE ME. WHY?
Why is it so damn hard to get a below average looking guy with a good job?? I'm not asking for a millionaire or even a guy who makes six figures, I just want a man who's financially stable and not in debt. Why can I only get broke or stingy guys who can't drive and live with their moms? IT'S SO HARD TO FIND A DECENT MAN WHEN ALMOST EVERY """"MAN"""" IS A DEADBEAT MANCHILD.
I'm a solid 5 but I'm going for guys who are 2-4s. Is the quality of guys SO LOW now that a girl has to be at least a 7/10 to get a below average generous guy with a good job?
WHAT the FUCK is up with men these days???
well what's your physical issue? r u ugly or fat or both?
this is the "you are trolled" line
any reply below this line is trolled and a dumb idiot!
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>>34793846
What do you have to offer bitch?
>millionaire
>makes videos that he probably makes in 20 minutes
>gets thousands of dollars from them
>basically a NEET
Does he have the most comfy life ever?
>>34793615
he should go back to school, eventually once he figures out what he wants to study.
Who the fuck keeps shilling this faggot here? I don't even want to make the obligatory no chin joke.
>>34793615
>>34793615
>hated
>stale meme
>losing income every day
>unemployable (literally made fun of retards)
>weak chin
>manlet
>half spic
>makes shit content
>still making reaction videos even though the fad is over and other reactors have moved on
Yeah i sure wish i had leafys life /s
Why haven't you joined the military?
Its perfect for turning robots into chads and you get to play a part in history.
>>34793563
The military disqualifies enlistment for those with autism spectrum disorders, psychiatric disorders or drug addiction.
And you literally cannot be a robot without one or more of those conditions.
>>34793563
Nope, Not true met a robot through here not too long ago who was a SEAL. We've talked since I joined the NAVY as well, I'm still in the DEP, but he was a KHV and he looks like a 3-4/10.
>>34793603
>The military disqualifies enlistment for those with autism spectrum disorders
Does this apply in England?
My gf wants to eat at Wendy's for valentine's day.
Is this normal or what? She knows that i could afford to take her to a really nice restaurant.
Should i take her to a nicer place?
Nah b take her to Wendy's
>>34793556
She wants you to spend your money in a present for her, not in a silly dinner (or anything you'd enjoy too)
she most likely wants another necklace to impress his co-worker/classmate, Chad.
>>34793556
Dude, she's not making you spend a ton of money. If this truly was completely her idea, roll with it. Not everyone is so lucky.
Daily reminder if you aren't doing cardio to burn fat and not doing heavy incline barbell bench press and heavy flat bench press you are asking to have gyno for forever.
No amount of chest flyes or cable flyes etc will work your chest like those.
10 sets of 1 to 3 reps.
>Implying anyone on this board cares
>10 sets of 1 to 3 reps.
LMAO
>>34793496
>10 sets of 1-3 reps
Filthy casual
>Go to a pub
>Miserable as fuck as usual
>Go to the bar to order ale, bartender serves me. Same age.
>Can't help but think 'I know this woman' but the details escape me
>Finish beer, meanwhile the owner of the pub comes downstairs and immediately starts giving the woman grief.
>"What are you doing wasting my beer!?" - she spilled maybe like 5ml by making the head too big.
>"There are plenty of other women I can hire you know!"
>He storms off and I go up to the bar to get another beer. Sigh, because life is shit, the woman assumes I was referring to the owner.
>"I know, he's a jerk anon, w-wait I know you! We went to school together."
>Suddenly remember she was a quiet girl in my class nobody really paid attention to, in some respects the female equivalent of me.
>"What are you doing with your life nowadays?"
>Accomplished nothing; she takes orders from a fucking dick because she needs money.
Guess life is shit for everyone.
>>34793468
Ask her to go out with you, maybe you can save her now dried up roast.
>>34793512
I might have done but I'm moving to Asia at the end of the month.
>>34793542
Which kind of Asia? "xui bljat cyka" or "ching chang chong"?
If the former get some ridiciously beautiful Slav qt for pennies a day.
Are there any good ways to cope with being short and ugly and never receiving female attention?
find a purpose in life that isn't 'stick your dick in a vagina'.
Hookers and blow
origi
>ugly
Maybe
>short
No
My wizard birthday (30) is coming up. What's the standard protocol for celebrating?
>>34793408
livestream yourself playing russian roulette all night long
if you survive you have confirmed wizard powers
if you dont survive youre free from this cruel existence
>>34793408
Embrace yourself and know that you have taken the first step to true enlightenment.
Only once you have accepted this will you truly be free from the temptations of the flesh.
>>34793408
Wait until some disgusting fat, hairy and smelling virgin breaks into your home and reveals "you are a wizard, Anon!".