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Can she be an honorary robot?
>She was a news reporter who committed suicide on live tv during a segment on suicide
>She lamented to co-workers that her 30th birthday was approaching and she was still a virgin who had never been on more than two dates with a man.
>Apparently, she had an unrequited crush on co-worker George Peter Ryan. She baked him a cake for his birthday and sought his romantic attention, only to find out he was already involved with sports reporter Stacy Kirby.
>Chubbuck's lack of a romantic partner was considered a tangent of her desperate need to have close friends, though co-workers said she tended to be brusque and defensive whenever they made friendly gestures toward her. She was self-deprecating, criticizing herself constantly and rejecting any compliments she was given
I know true female robots are 1 in a million, but there's got to be a few out there, right?
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>held out for Chad and killed herself because she wasted her time
Nah
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>>34795383
>literally killed herself because she was jealous of Stacy
Truly /ourgal/.
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wish i could have saved her with my dick
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Hey robots, i just got a gf, she likes anime, hentai, video games and she's depressed too.
Would you consider her a fembot and am i still welcome here even if i'm not kissless anymore ?
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Leave now anon, you aren't welcome here anymore.
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>>34795364
This place is full of normies anyway, you can stay
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>>34795364
>fembot
How new are you people? "fembot" is a word designed to be bait, it's not an actual thing that women can be.
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Please tell me there's hope robots...
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How did this guy pull it off? I refuse to believe any nonsense about charisma. Is she a prostute or what? Is he famous and wealthy?
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>>34795295
No woman can resist BCC (Big Chinese Cock)
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>>34795295
No idea, but it looks like a long term girlfriend to me.
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Can you please shut the fuck up about politics? Fucking normies I swear... if you're a robot you don't care about politics, politicians, parties, normies, everyday life, we know all of them don't care about us, we know that modern wageslaving life is toxic, unnatural, we're the ultimate outsiders, rejected by society, rejecting society.
I come to r9k to escape, this is supposed to be the place for rejects and people who are outside and above all this shit. But instead EVERY SINGLE TIME I come here I rage because of the fucking Trump/Islam/Feminism/whatever threads. Jesus fucking christ, go to /b/ with that shit and leave us alone. This is no different to sjw's bringing identity politcs into video games. I start up this peace of escapist entertainment and they just can't help themselves, they must ruin the immersion with all this gay stuff in Mass Effect 3, transphobia lecture in DA Inquistion, black imperial germans in Battlefield, just to make sure even the biggest nolife robots won't miss the latest sjw memo. You're just the same, I wouldn't even know who's the US president if it wasn't for those threads.
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Have you tried filters, Anon?
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>>34795271
lol Hillary voter detected.
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this, there are 2 big boards for politics but you fuckers keep bringing them here.
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If some fucking normie did not put calories into food, I would not be fat.
Why do they make it even worse for us?
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Normie cocksuckers want depressed people to be fat
there is no reason for food to even make you gain weight at this point in time, science is a joke
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>>34795265
This meme never gets old
Ravioli
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>he hasn't switched to calorie-free food yet
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UGH MY THROAT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER AND ITS FULL OF PHLEGM HOW DO I SOLVE THIS
>Inb4 suck less dicks
It's "suck fewer dicks" fucking brainlet
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suck less dick
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>>34795345
>suck less dick
ITS "SUCK FEWER DICK" FUCKING BRAINLET
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>>34795366
no you were right the first time
suck less dick, suck fewer dicks
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Pretty sure I got bamboozled 2017-02-11 04:12:16 Post No.34795236
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Pretty sure I got bamboozled
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Few days ago, a (female) childhood friend, who moved away with her family while we were in highschool, contacted me on facebook out of the blue. We talked a bit about the years that have passed, about how she has been since she moved to the big city, and how life in the town has been getting on since she left.
Eventually she asks if she could come visit for an afternoon, see the hometown, relive old memories, and we could have dinner at my place. I agree, letting her decide the day and time for her to come to town. (I'm NEET, so I'm free all day every day.)
Then today while chatting over the phone with another friend, he asked me if I had any plans on Tuesday. I said that I had a friend coming for dinner. He said it was about time I found a female "friend". I asked how he knew that the friend was female and why he said friend in a weird way, to which he replied:
>Dude, you seriously don't know? Tuesday is valentines day. You have a date on valentines day!
Now I'm pretty sure I got bamboozled into having a date on valentines day instead of having a childhood friend over for dinner.
Has this sort of thing ever happened to anyone else?
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>>34795236
No fuck you kys for giving into roasote bullshit you stupid fucking faggot!!!!
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>>34795236
you have transcended into normiehood my friend
either that or she's going to ditch you at the last minute
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>>34795236
Fucking normie piece of shit get the fuck out and gb2rddt fuck off
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>you're just bitter and angry
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>>34795227
Nobody understands why. They don't have the time or will to care which perpetuates the problem
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>>34795227
Well are you?
we both know the 'just' doesn't belong there.
But be honest with me. And yourself.
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>>34795294
>Well are you?
Yes I am. All of this is unfair.
>be me, just now
>some girl finally messaging me back on tinder
>like three messages in, she proposes hooking up
>gives me her neighborhood and asks how far I am
>I dutifully tab out to google maps to check.
>she unmatched
It's one week before I wizard, and I don't think I can prevent it!
Fuuuuck!
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Time to spend your money on a prostitute
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>>34795159
Seriously considering it fan. That or going outside, just god fucking damn it. I think she must've been hitting up tons of dudes, and just givin it up to whoever was closest!
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What did you tabbing out have to do to anything? Legitimate question since I don't use Tinder. Did that allow her to just ditch the convo without you being able to find her again or something?
Is violence against Chads justified?
If you think about it, their existence denies robots their chance for reproduction, is fighting back immoral?
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yes
you're cancer and have mental problems
you should die virgin to prevent robot reproduction
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>>34795051
It's completely justified.
They're the ones always claiming "it's human nature brah xD survival of the fittest." when fucking bitches and beating you up but never when they get their shit fucked up.
It's all about the rules of nature until they get punched.
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>>34795051
Living out your dreams as an almost Karate Kid can be moral, because you are helping more than hurting, in this case boppin' a few Chads to save multiple robots of keeping their virginity.
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>wake up
>still female
>still able to manipulate men by pretending to be soft, submissive and in need of being taken care of
you losers are all like chesspieces in my little game, smiling and acting a bit friendly is all it takes for my spell to reach you because I had the luck of being pretty
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>on r9k
>pretty
haha no
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>>34794851
>wake up still a female (male)
In any case any man that develops some spine is able to read trough any bitch's bullshit, except the exceptionally dumb.
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I'm a loser but atleast I never gave a female special treatment.
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Why you hate yourself anon? 2017-02-11 03:31:17 Post No.34794672
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Why you hate yourself anon?
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I'il try to help you,if i can.
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>>34794672
Because I get tense and self conscious around other people making it hard for me to have relationships
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Because the solitude slowly turned me into a bitter and cynic asshole.
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>>34794672
Because Im a useless and lazy piece of shit that deserves to die.
I honestly hate myself because I dont want anything in life and at the same time cant become a neet without dissapointing my parents wich love me.
Life is pure suffering. I want to be released from the pressure.
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>tfw I start crying whenever I see someone crying
What the fuck? How do I stop being such a pussy?
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it's called empathy anon and it's completely normal and healthy.
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what >>34794663 said
hang on to that shit and it'll get you further than being apathetic any day. i used to be like that till i tried "fixing" myself, now i'm struggling to get back the urge to do anything.
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>>34794663
Not on this level. I'm not that empathic as in understanding other people's feelings, just crying.
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>slowly believing this girl likes me
>stand up in front of a mirror
Nah she's just being friendly
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>tfw everytime a girl is even slightly nice to me, start looking around for hidden cameras because I think im being pranked
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>>34794546
I thought that guy was in paralyzed, wtf?
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>>34794546
When a celeb can pay their personal stylist.
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Hey guys I'm an amateur programmer. I'm looking for a project to work on just for fun.
I've seen people on other boards try to do it so I figured, maybe we should try and make an /r9k/ game. Maybe an rpg, or a platformer, or something.
Anyone interested?
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What language?
Remake a simple videogame or something. Minesweeper, tic tac toe, battleship. You're not gonna make anything legit being an amateur programmer.
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>>34794490
how about a text adventure or something like that?
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kys just for fun