>confess to Oneitis
>shut down but I put on my big boy pants and don't let it get to me
>still really good friends with her and friendship didn't deteriorate
>meet goth bitch. we hit it off well.
>bring her on outings with old Oneitis
>Old Oneitis is visibly and verbally distraught that goth bitch is hanging around me
>get home
>"You have 1 new message from Oneitis"
>-"Haha, She seems reeeeeally nice anon.. I thought you would've gone for someone more like me but thats fine. haha..."
Why are women possessive power hungry mongrels?
>>34796967
>having a Oneitis
That's where you fucked up famalam. Alos she's clearly using you for validation.
>>34796967
lol bro you realize what this means?
what did you say?
>>34796991
I get that now. I just don't want her ruining the shit I have going on now because she wants to be a petty little asshole. But I don't want to be the bad guy and cut a decent friendship off.
Anyone got similar stories? I feel like this is a common thing.
I can't even remember last time when i was genuinely happy
welcome to the club dewd
January 4th 2013.
>>34796912
Then do shit that makes you happy. Go to fit get in shape and live like you want to just dont hurt anyone.
What's one thing that the majority of mass shooters have in common? Autism and the inability to connect with other people, which we can assume would make them virgins. Clearly virginity has some link to mass shootings, and is a major red flag that a person can't interact with other people normally.
I propose we create a watchlist for male virgins over the age of 21, through a process of extreme vetting. We need to protect our nation against these terrorists who strike on our own soil. These parasites need to be weeded out in our quest to make America great again. Statistically, they are an even greater threat to our safety than Muslims.
>>34796554
>What's one thing that the majority of mass shooters have in common?
They're weak looking butthurt whities
>Pew Research Center estimates that there were about 3.3 million Muslims of all ages living in the United States in 2015
>14.3% of males are virgins aged 20 to 24
>318.6 million people in America
>45.6 million estimated virgin males aged 20 to 24
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhsr/nhsr036.pdf
They have access to guns
Real thread for real fatbots, no memes just dreams.
Remember, fatbots: you don't need to exercise to lose weight.
We can do it! GANFATTE!
>tfw BOGO buttery jacks
>tfw it's 9:24 am and I'm already planning out my night time binge
plz help
>>34796424
You still have the time to say no, anon. You always have the ability to say no.
It's easier to not binge in the first place than it is to stop in the middle of it. Start do your future self a favor and put it out of your mind.
What else can you do on this Saturday night to treat yourself? Is there a backlog of shows you've been meaning to watch? A friend you haven't contacted in a while? Have you read a book recently?
Good luck, anon.
I'm eating greek yogurt right now and I feel like some middle-aged soccer mom.
It's one of those things with the mix-in fruit but I save that for last instead of mixing it because then it's like I'm eating actual dessert.
>go outside to take out the trash and get the mail
>get weird looks from everyone I walk pass
Wtf am I doing wrong? I'm just checking my mail you stupid fuckers stop looking at me!!
>>34796159
I get this too, sometimes people will just randomly start acting weird around me for some reson
>>34796522
me too.
have you seen the people in the red shirts yet?
Same. I hate it when people here are like "Nobody is thinking about you. They're too busy thinking about their own life." Uhh, maybe if you're a normie.
When was the exact moment you gave up on your dreams, and realized you'd never be good enough to do what you really wanted to?
>>34796103
I did not.
I dont really have dreams.
If I would win a jackpot filled with 90million dollar, amost nothing would change.
Maybe I would get a house and stop working.
But I would still do nothing and wither away.
I never had dreams, I was defective from the very beginning.
>>34796404
you had dreams once anon, don't lie.
Why haven't you accepted the religion of peace and tranquility into your heart yet?
I was born as a muzzie and I've ended up rejecting that bullshit so kys
>>34796091
Thats haram, Achmed-kun
Became normies support it, fucking normies.
what are you listening to right now while browsing /r9k/ ?
I'm currently listening to :
https://youtu.be/U1hHsTYdXxY
drop links ^-^
bumpskii
https://youtu.be/BiQIc7fG9pA
>>34796036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hseYJHYuZ_U
currently listening to this
Listenin' to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEU8OFHrJKs
My high school bully used to put a bible on his desk everytime we were in class
Why the fuck did that retard want that book?
So he believed in God and hell but he continued bullying me?
Or maybe he believed God was with him and i deserved to be punished?
>>34795836
>he believed God was with him and i deserved to be punished?
Probably this.
I bullied kids for being fags and degenerates.
You sound like a little cocksucking queer yourself.
>>34795836
this is the most autistic post of 2017 so far
>>34795836
So? I grew up with this girl from my church who was a huge bitch yet wore a little wooden cross necklace everywhere. In fucking 7th grade she told me to drop out of chorus class because I was bad at singing. I did drop it and never sang in school again, took "music theory" class instead which sucked.
She was the type to put on a fake show of innocence while she was really just a stuck up bitch.
>but...she volunteers with children and praises Jesus!
She also stuck a gusher candy up her hamster's butt in elementary school and possibly put it in the microwave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HQnJ2OtVw
I don't know what it is about this song but it makes me want to explode with autistic fury and break shit -- but really it just makes me rock in my chair violently. It's not even hard heavy rock, but idk this song just gets me all wound up desu.
ITT: Post your weekly jam jam of choice and why you like it.
>>34795800
Surpised it's that and not "Life During Wartime". Talking Heads rock in all forms, anon. Enjoy at your leisure.
>>34795828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DblvhECdws0
Frank Zappa was a fucking genius. I can't find the album version of 'Oh No' on jewtube but I highly recommend listening to it and the song it transitions to on spotify. It's so smooth and funny that I can't help but bop my head
If you could hold a stock to any drug known to man but you couldn't use any other drug, what would you choose?
>>34795772
space weed
>>34795772
heroin, and sell
>>34795806
what the fuck is space weed
>>34796168
It's like regular weed, but it turns you into a schizophrenic werewolf.
So /r9k/, is it Apustus or Helper Pepe?
>>34795761
apustus means helper in finnish retard.
its a finnish meme
>>34795761
Apustus on yllilauta
Helper is adopted name for other chans
>>34796024
ylilauta is the home of all the best memes including spudro, helper, gondola and many others
Hello everyone, our memeball team is back on the pitch after 6 months in a revised form after our poll last month (the new players are: Chad's Tinder, Eliza, NEET and Devilish). We are in a tough group with last Spring cup winners and Summer cup third-placers /m/, /vg/ and /w/ and today we face off against the latter, hoping to snatch those valuable three points. Will we make it? Find out tonight, today! 17:00 GMT, 1:00 PM EST, 10:00 AM PST on Hitbox.
wiki: implyingrigged (DOT) info
/vg/ thread: >>>/vg/167959827
kys my dude no one likes you, you tripfag
wear the bear
wear the red
You can take /w/, right? Don't make me get worried here Marco.
At what point is it acceptable for someone to kill themselves?
Whenever they want. Just go for it, dude. You can do it, I believe in you!
At every point. If someone does not possess the right to die, how can he possibly possess the right to live?
Its never okay to end your life anon. We all get depressed. We all get shit on. Its temporary. Go outside.
If Bill Maher died everyone would be better off. I'm sorry but it's true.
>>>/tv/
asshopper
You have a great argument there m8.
my life wouldn't change a bit