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Why haven't you killed your mother yet, anon??

Slap her across the face for doing that

also thanks for making me hate women even more

>>34798248
she pays for my internet

>>34798255
she's a... large woman. she could very well kick my ass

I'm 4'6" but I hate it, I wish I was more than five feet.

>>34798567
I'm op, I'm 4'10

>tfw ideal height (5'3")
>shorter than most men without being a gremlin
>6'0+ men find you cute and petite
>proportional - no awkward stubby limbs

It's comfy and makes them think they actually have friends

It's not just millennials. My 50 year old parents love it too. Normies love sitcoms for some reason

>millennial normies

14 year old gen y faggots can leave

>>34798178
*breastfeed, maybe, i'm sorry for my english anyway

>>34798178
remember to leave a reply to bump

>>34798178
i know it's not original, but i have to bump

y tho anon

>>34798171
>cut open carotid artery
Good luck

>>34798233

Elaborate please? Is it impossible?

>>34798143
>Is it socially acceptable
For attractive women, no one wants to see your painted dong
>or legal
Almost certainly not, outside of nude beaches or private property, its indecent exposure

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>>34798143

Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to put on some clothes. Your distended beef flaps are scaring the childrfen

looks fucking putrid

>>34798108

i make curry with sardines anon.

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>>34798108
Honestly I'm pretty interested, but I currently have $0.03 in my account until a decent amount of money that I'm owed shows up (should have been here days ago).

So, I guess I'll have to wait a bit to join in on the sardines meme.

>>34798108
Mate get the sardines in tomato sauce instead. So good on toast.

Isn't the whole point that you'll be on your own though. If you want to meet people go in the day idiot

>>34798105
I want a hikki gf, but I don't want to be around normies.

S-someone respond please...

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My cum tastes very sweet, like candy. Not sure if that's normal or not.

It taste like A1 sauce.

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>>34798026
Anyone else /addicted/ to cum? I once tried to taste it and I was instantly hooked. It felt gross but tasted too good and now I only watch swallowing or cumplay videos.

It doesn't help I'm a submissive trap who wants to be fed cum

>>34797923
Wizchan is sadly slow as fuck.

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this was the only place I felt I belonged and the normalfags took it away from me

>>34797923
>Wizchan

Dont bother that place is depressing and weird

Diet Arizona green tea for me

>>34797906
>diet
bad

I do. Soda is too sweet for me, so carbonated water is my choice.

>>34797817
How'd you get a girl to agree to go on a date? Tips please

>>34797831
It's hard to tell whether she agreed to go on a date or pretended to agree to go on a date.

>>34797868
Did you do it over text or in person? Did she seem uncomfortable or reluctant?

I love Trump but I hope he tells japs to fuck off in some corner

Donald Trump is mentally retarded. he wouldn't allow himself to breed.

>>34797790
Why do you hate the great Japanese people?

>>34797736
No, but please elaborate. I'm guessing you have some sort of incest fetish, right?

>>34797736
Tell her you want to be a girl it would be easier to explain.

>>34797848
Yeah, it would be easier to explain if he was wearing the panties, but I'm assuming he meant he was using the panties to masturbate.

6 days since I talked to my oneitis.

How are you lads doing?

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I love Hannah. I want to marry. I want to impregnate her. I want her.

the depression is getting worse. from nowhere