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Why is Los Angeles so beautiful?
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...is this a joke...?
it's pure concrete
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>>34799169
If I want to go to LA I would just play GTA v or San Andreas and go mass shoot
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>>34799511
I often wonder if foreigners play those games and assume these cities are anything like that in reality. Guess I have my answer.
My brother and father, my only remaining family, might be dead. I don't know how to feel about this. I feel nothing. It's the weirdest feeling. I think my feelings subsystem got overloaded.
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Uh oh
How do you know?
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>>34799165
i feel for you. i hope they're okay and it's a false alarm.
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>assuming they're dead because they aren't returning your calls
Maybe you're just an unlikeable asshole that no one wants to talk to, you ever think of that anon?
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What are my fellow 25+ robots eating today?
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>>34799152
i had an apple and a clif bar for breakfast maybe a sandwich for lunch later.
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Wendys 4 for $4 is pretty delish
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Chicken stroganoff, pretty good anon
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Now who wants to assist me in solving this conundrum?
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>>34799151
No, please stop.
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I hear girls that wear that are experts in the art of dick licking
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the person who keeps posting this thread is by far the most autistic person on this board
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was this week more good or bad for you
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>>34799226
did you hit it off with one of them?
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>>34799226
what will you do in assignment
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I just wanna be loved why they gotta deceive me
Get what they want then they leave me
I have thrown up twice today, please send me your energy, robots
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Ok.
>ooga booga muh dik muhfugga crackalacka
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>>34799072
I don't know if you would want tranny energy anon.
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>>34799072
> please send me your energy
You have my energy, OP.
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I raise you this rare pepe anons. show me what you got
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Facking beaut mate
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>>34799059
wham i got this senpai
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you're all a bunch of niggers
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>be me
>mommy's big 550lb boy
>sleeping soundly in my crib next to my tipsy toy with the hole in her poopoo maker
>dreaming of tendie land where ronald and wendy feed me tendies atop mount tendie where i rule as king tendie
>my slumber is interrupted by my sister stacy
>she barges in with a can of deodorant and a peg on her nose
"Wake the fuck up, Anon we're going on vacation!"
>let out a post sleep poopoo directly into my dora onesie
"YOU WOKE THE BABY FROM HSI SLUMBER, NOW KING TENDIE HAS YOUR NUMBER!"
"Anon, we don't have time for this shit. We have to be at the Airport in an hour. Mom is losing her shit!"
"TRAVLLING TODAY ARE WE TO TENDIE LAND JUST US THREE!?"
*snort* Sure Anon, we're going to fucking "Tendie Land" Now get your retarded ass up we have to be in the car in 10 minutes! And for fucks sake get a fucking shower!"
"TRAVEL TO TENDIE LAND SHALL I AND REIGN AS KING UNTIL I DIE!"
>we drive to the airport with the windows rolled down
>other cars on the freeway swerve to avoid my stench
>we arrive at the airport and get on the plane
>get a whole section to myself as no-one will sit with me
>demand that the stewardess put bear in the big blue house on the inflight tv
>dumb normie bitch doesn't even know what it is
>have to jerk my mighty 2 incher to shrek instead
"Ew, gross. Mom, Anon is jerking of in public again!"
"Anon we've talked about this, now put that thing away the meal has arrived!"
>oh well, at least the tend king shall receive his tendies
"Here you are sir, a delicious Shepherds Pie."
>wut
"Just eat it Anon, Jesus..."
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
"KIND TENDIE DOES NOT WITH TO TRY THIS PALTRY DISH OF SHEPHERDS PIE! FETCH ME TENDIES RIGHT AWAY OR I SHALL HAVE YOU KILLED, OKAY?!"
>she runs away sobbing
>that bitch mommy knows just what to do
>she grabs my chubby thumb and sticks it in my mouth
>i drift off into a soothing slumber
>i dream of tendie land once again, but soon i shall experience the real thing
>i awake just as we land
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(cont)
>the pilot informs us that we have landed at london gatwick
>hmm that doesn't sound like tendie land
>perhaps we have to carpool
>as we leave the airport it becomes apparent that something is very wrong
>where is honey mustard valley? choccy milkshake falls? mount tendie?
"Hurry the fuck up, Anon, we're going to visit Buckingham Palace!"
>a palace! that sounds more like the place for king tendie!
>we arrive
>it's just some dumb grey building with a bunch of marge simpson look a likes mincing outside
>the walls aren't made of breadcrumbs, the doors aren't guarded by grimace
"THE PLACE IS NOT FIT FOR THE KING OF CLUCKS, SO I SHALL DETHRONE THESE IMPOSTER FUCKS!"
"Stop yelling, Anon, Jesus you're so embarrassing!"
>using all of my hard strength a pull the gates from their hinges and make my way to the entrance
>armed guards attempt to tackle me but are incapacitated by my stench
>i barge in and see the queen on her throne
>i teleport behind her, unsheathe my katana and...
>actually i didn't do that but it would've been wicked cool
"What is one doing in one's home?"
"I AM THE KING OF CHICK-FIL-A! AND I'M TAKING OVER YOUR PALACE TODAY!"
"i reach down deep into my onesie, pull out a large dollop of tendie slime and launch it at her face
>it hits her square between the eyes and she drops dead instantly
>i sit upon my throne, reach into my onesie, pull out a burger king crown and place it on my head
>a guard walks in,
>he bows to me
"All hail, King Tendie. Your Mother and Sister are here your Highness what shall I do"
"...Execute them."
"As you wish."
>I can hear their screams
"NO! OH GOD NO! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!"
"their agonizing screaming jolts me awake
>i'm still on the plane
>the screaming is real
>i look down at my teletubbies digital watch
>the screen reads 9:02 am 9/11/01
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screencapped and saved
10/10, Ackbar
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>>34799011
>>34798985
>>34799257
Include me in the screen cap Iads
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>"lol anon likes to sleep a lot"
>"How can you be tired when you slept until 2 PM?"
>"Get out of bed you idiot! I'm getting annoyed by the sight of you sleeping!!
Motherfucker you slept longer than I did. You're the one who can't accept that I don't adhere to your gay little time schedule.
Why are people so fucking retarded?
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>>34798957
If it were possible, I'd sleep 16 hours a day. If only my body would let me. Sleep is honestly my favorite thing in the world.
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>>34798957
>Get out of bed you idiot! I'm getting annoyed by the sight of you sleeping!!
I will never understand this. You're being quiet, and you aren't asking anyone else to be quiet. Why do they care so much?
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>>34798979
Me too. I love the feeling of finally being able to let go and just drift into nothingness for a while.
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>Were kids making fun of you again at school today? Well, that's alright, come here and mommy will fuck your butt and make you feel all better.~
what do?
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>ruining /ss/ with futa
Sad!
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i would only suck a futa dick, anal would hurt.
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Nah thats gay as fuck. I would suck her cock though.
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>have 2 great long time friends
>both get a gf
>they try to get me gf, doesn't really work out, whatever
>the girlfriend of one of my friends get pregnant
>other friend confesses to me that it was him who who got my friend's gf pregnant
>the friend who thinks he is the dad is clueless and is happy of the prospect of becoming a father
>I can feel the tension between the pregnant gf and the biological father when we're in a room together
What do I do? I'm worried that this will end really badly.
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imagine you were him
tell him
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>>34798931
Tell your friend about it. The biological father could have done the same thing to you. Be a good friend.
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>>34798960
I told my other friend (the real father) that I would keep it secret (for now at least). He said that he would tell my other friend eventually, but I think he is full of shit and I'm not sure what he is waiting for.
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Why do we (males) love breasts so much?
Additionally, why/how does the sight of a woman's form turn us on at all as opposed to just smell and vagina?
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breasts are specialized fat deposits developed during pubescence, well formed and large breasts indicate high estrogen levels during pubescence which are associated with good health. Large breasts also sag earlier in life so a woman with large and perky breasts is basically guaranteed to be young and at prime fertility.
Other high pubescent estrogen signals include wide hips and petite hands/feet. General health indicators include body shape, hair sheen, nail strength and lack of spottiness.
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>>34798927
There are professionals with scientific explanations about this online on places more credible than this place
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tits and jiggly and i want to smack them with my penis
i dont think it needs to be more complicated than that
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I sent a picture of my actual dick to a real 3D woman today.
She actually likes it, and I got some sweet puss in return. (She wanted to see it, I don't go around sending unsolicited dick pics)
>feels good man.
I don't feel insecure about my slightly curved dick anymore.
A REAL female likes me!!!!!! :3 :3 Is this love that I'm feeling??? <3
How's your day going?
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>>34798879
>I don't feel insecure about my slightly curved dick anymore.
I'm a girl and I don't even really notice dick curvature unless it's freakishly curved. I would really like to understand why there's such variations in curves, though.
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>>34798879
Show dick pics
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>>34798879
Let's see the puss Deadpool. If that's even really you.
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>ugly
>sperg
>don't do any kind of drugs
>don't go to clubs or parties
>don't want to make a tinder
is getting fit my only path to salvation and not dying a virgin?
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>>34798797
/fit/ is a meme. It actually makes you even more repulsive to women because everyone knows you're just doing it to make up for everything else.
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>>34798797
/fit/ has a large /r9k/ shared userbase me included. it wont help cure autism and thats what plagues most of us
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>>34798839
>>34798885
shit, so basically i'm dying without getting my dick wet.
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Yeah guys, just suck it up.
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if you get sad on valentines day you are not a robot
robots do not care about made up holidays
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wow really makes me think
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>>34798795
I don't give a shit about either of those things.